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Posted: 10/6/2021 1:30:59 PM EDT
deleting before a lock. i am unable to delete the post.
Link Posted: 10/6/2021 1:31:54 PM EDT
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I prefer not to but when nature calls.......

also, IBTL
Link Posted: 10/6/2021 1:31:59 PM EDT
[#2]
Ah the days of gallbladder I miss you lil green buddy
Link Posted: 10/6/2021 1:33:04 PM EDT
[#3]
In, but not #2.
Link Posted: 10/6/2021 1:33:22 PM EDT
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I think in the last 20 years my body has prevented me from doing #2 in a public restroom with the exception of 2 times. I know i  not alone.
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Poop in the urinal.

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Link Posted: 10/6/2021 1:35:06 PM EDT
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I think in the last 20 years my body has prevented me from doing #2 in a public restroom with the exception of 2 times. I know i  not alone.
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Was it fun banging Stiffler's mother?
Link Posted: 10/6/2021 1:35:08 PM EDT
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Poop in the urinal.

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South Park | Who Took a Dookie in the Urinal?

Link Posted: 10/6/2021 1:37:00 PM EDT
[#7]
I am with you OP. It has to be a dire emergency.
Link Posted: 10/6/2021 1:38:43 PM EDT
[#8]
Ibtl
Link Posted: 10/6/2021 1:39:08 PM EDT
[#9]
Same here
Link Posted: 10/6/2021 1:39:16 PM EDT
[#10]
Public restrooms?   You mean glory holes???

Why would you poop in a glory hole?
Link Posted: 10/6/2021 1:40:30 PM EDT
[#11]
What about a work restroom?  Guy I work with will NOT go in any restroom but his home.  I too cannot remember of using a "public" restroom other than my work .

EDIT: Pro tip from a guy I know that drove all the time for his work. Find a hospital on your route. Then look for a restroom that is NOT near a waiting room or the ER or the lobby.  Hospital restrooms are maintained pretty good.
Link Posted: 10/6/2021 1:40:52 PM EDT
[#12]
When you gotta, you gotta.
Link Posted: 10/6/2021 1:42:47 PM EDT
[#13]
Who Does Number Two Work For
Link Posted: 10/6/2021 1:51:54 PM EDT
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What about a work restroom?  Guy I work with will NOT go in any restroom but his home.  I too cannot remember of using a "public" restroom other than my work .

EDIT: Pro tip from a guy I know that drove all the time for his work. Find a hospital on your route. Then look for a restroom that is NOT near a waiting room or the ER or the lobby.  Hospital restrooms are maintained pretty good.
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Another pro tip, nice hotel lobbies, and public libraries believe it or not.
Link Posted: 10/6/2021 1:57:55 PM EDT
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As already mentioned.   Business class hotels.  Hampton, Springfield Suites, Courtyard etc.  They see tons of new faces every day.  They don't really care.  They are clean. Walk in the front like you own the place.  Make eye contact and say hello.  Look for the bathroom sign.  It'll either be left or right.  Get it done and leave via a back entrance.  I've spent so much money with Marriott at this point, that I don't care.  I use their lobbies for interviews, meals, just a quiet place to work.  Be nice and act like you know what your are doing.  No one will say anything.
Link Posted: 10/6/2021 2:01:30 PM EDT
[#16]
Cramps suck
Link Posted: 10/6/2021 2:01:46 PM EDT
[#17]
Laughs in Buc-ees.
Link Posted: 10/6/2021 2:02:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2021 2:04:13 PM EDT
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Laughs in Buc-ees.
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yeah, but there you have to make eye-contact with the guy who's gonna polish the throne you just destroyed....
Link Posted: 10/6/2021 2:14:12 PM EDT
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As already mentioned.   Business class hotels.  Hampton, Springfield Suites, Courtyard etc.  They see tons of new faces every day.  They don't really care.  They are clean. Walk in the front like you own the place.  Make eye contact and say hello.  Look for the bathroom sign.  It'll either be left or right.  Get it done and leave via a back entrance.  I've spent so much money with Marriott at this point, that I don't care.  I use their lobbies for interviews, meals, just a quiet place to work.  Be nice and act like you know what your are doing.  No one will say anything.
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Yep...I travel a lot for work.  If I'm driving and need to use a shitter, I always stop at a hotel.  Like you said...as long as you act like your supposed to be there, they assume your supposed to be there.
Link Posted: 10/6/2021 2:16:45 PM EDT
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yeah, but there you have to make eye-contact with the guy who's gonna polish the throne you just destroyed....
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Laughs in Buc-ees.

yeah, but there you have to make eye-contact with the guy who's gonna polish the throne you just destroyed....

I just remind them that it's because of me and my actions that they have a job.
Link Posted: 10/6/2021 2:19:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2021 2:27:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2021 2:28:39 PM EDT
[#26]
PREVENT CHOLERIA!

Link Posted: 10/6/2021 2:44:48 PM EDT
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