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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: How do we prove we hate Maryland? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: To get this patch you need to hate Maryland How do we prove we hate Maryland? I will ponder my orb |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? Knight of Wonder |
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: To get this patch you need to hate Maryland View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I am planning something. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/425212/1666737865235050-2576770.png Wesleysnipeshesrightyouknow.bmp To get this patch you need to hate Maryland While at Mt. Vernon this week I looked out over the Potomac with my kids. I pointed to the far side and told my kids (in my Mufassa voice): That is Maryland, the home of Baltimore. You must never go there." |
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: To get this patch you need to hate Maryland View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I am planning something. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/425212/1666737865235050-2576770.png Wesleysnipeshesrightyouknow.bmp To get this patch you need to hate Maryland Paging interested parites. @StaccatoC2 |
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Originally Posted By d16man: While at Mt. Vernon this week I looked out over the Potomac with my kids. I pointed to the far side and told my kids (in my Mufassa voice): That is Maryland, the home of Baltimore. You must never go there." View Quote Yes. Baltimore rivals Chicago in terms of crime and low quality of life. |
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Originally Posted By d16man: While at Mt. Vernon this week I looked out over the Potomac with my kids. I pointed to the far side and told my kids (in my Mufassa voice): That is Maryland, the home of Baltimore. You must never go there." View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By d16man: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I am planning something. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/425212/1666737865235050-2576770.png Wesleysnipeshesrightyouknow.bmp To get this patch you need to hate Maryland While at Mt. Vernon this week I looked out over the Potomac with my kids. I pointed to the far side and told my kids (in my Mufassa voice): That is Maryland, the home of Baltimore. You must never go there." Based |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? Knight of Wonder |
Originally Posted By d16man: While at Mt. Vernon this week I looked out over the Potomac with my kids. I pointed to the far side and told my kids (in my Mufassa voice): That is Maryland, the home of Baltimore. You must never go there." View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By d16man: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I am planning something. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/425212/1666737865235050-2576770.png Wesleysnipeshesrightyouknow.bmp To get this patch you need to hate Maryland While at Mt. Vernon this week I looked out over the Potomac with my kids. I pointed to the far side and told my kids (in my Mufassa voice): That is Maryland, the home of Baltimore. You must never go there." |
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: To get this patch you need to hate Maryland View Quote Lived there for one (1) year. That's all I could take. People say California is the worst, well I would counter with Maryland. I wish that state would snap off and float away. Baltimore is a festering hemorrhoid of a city. You can tell because every window has iron bars on it, gas stations have ballistic glass, and every construction site has every single tool in a job box anchored to a concrete pad. Southern Maryland is a science-fiction-like juxtaposition of quakers/Mennonites and South American gang bangers. If you're white, you're a minority. The reverse racism is very, very real there. They sent me nasty letters asking for their license plates back when I fled. Fuck them, those cost me 2 grand after the state-mandated "safety inspection" extortion racket. Never paid the fines, eat my ass Maryland. Attached File Fuck Maryland. I hope God punishes that state. |
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Originally Posted By pestilence12: Lived there for one (1) year. That's all I could take. People say California is the worst, well I would counter with Maryland. I wish that state would snap off and float away. Baltimore is a festering hemorrhoid of a city. You can tell because every window has iron bars on it, gas stations have ballistic glass, and every construction site has every single tool in a job box anchored to a concrete pad. Southern Maryland is a science-fiction-like juxtaposition of quakers/Mennonites and South American gang bangers. They sent me nasty letters asking for their license plates back when I fled. Fuck them, those cost me 2 grand after the state-mandated "safety inspection". Never paid the fines, eat my ass Maryland. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/495533/1000004625_jpg-3181048.JPG Fuck Maryland. I hope God punishes that state. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By pestilence12: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: To get this patch you need to hate Maryland Lived there for one (1) year. That's all I could take. People say California is the worst, well I would counter with Maryland. I wish that state would snap off and float away. Baltimore is a festering hemorrhoid of a city. You can tell because every window has iron bars on it, gas stations have ballistic glass, and every construction site has every single tool in a job box anchored to a concrete pad. Southern Maryland is a science-fiction-like juxtaposition of quakers/Mennonites and South American gang bangers. They sent me nasty letters asking for their license plates back when I fled. Fuck them, those cost me 2 grand after the state-mandated "safety inspection". Never paid the fines, eat my ass Maryland. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/495533/1000004625_jpg-3181048.JPG Fuck Maryland. I hope God punishes that state. Based |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? Knight of Wonder |
Originally Posted By d16man: Proof: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/337946/1000003347-3181052.jpg View Quote Maryland overfishes the bay then complains to the Federal government Virginia needs to fish less |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? Knight of Wonder |
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Maryland overfishes the bay then complains to the Federal government Virginia needs to fish less View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By d16man: Proof: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/337946/1000003347-3181052.jpg Maryland overfishes the bay then complains to the Federal government Virginia needs to fish less They wanted to build an industrial park across the river from Mt. Vernon. It is now a park due to the MVLA that owns Mt. Vernon. |
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Originally Posted By StaccatoC2: You rang? keep me in the loop for the hate maryland patch. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By StaccatoC2: Originally Posted By mbg0001: Paging interested parites. @StaccatoC2 You rang? keep me in the loop for the hate maryland patch. Marylanders definitely cannot have it. If there's one thing I hate more than Maryland, it's the federal government. If there's two things I hate it is self state hatred |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? Knight of Wonder |
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: How do we prove we hate Maryland? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: To get this patch you need to hate Maryland How do we prove we hate Maryland? Have you liberated any Virginian Oysters? Do you want to? |
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Originally Posted By d16man: While at Mt. Vernon this week I looked out over the Potomac with my kids. I pointed to the far side and told my kids (in my Mufassa voice): That is Maryland, the home of Baltimore. You must never go there." View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By d16man: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I am planning something. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/425212/1666737865235050-2576770.png Wesleysnipeshesrightyouknow.bmp To get this patch you need to hate Maryland While at Mt. Vernon this week I looked out over the Potomac with my kids. I pointed to the far side and told my kids (in my Mufassa voice): That is Maryland, the home of Baltimore. You must never go there." Baltimore is so bad that even the bridges can't stand it... |
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Chief of Special Hutzpah Investigations To Proliferate Obtuse Scientific Theories
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Originally Posted By d16man: Proof: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/337946/1000003347-3181052.jpg View Quote Nice high-ground. What's the range of a black powder canon?? Can we defend the oysters from there? |
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Originally Posted By m6z: I've watched The Wire. Maryland is a shit hole. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By m6z: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: To get this patch you need to hate Maryland I've watched The Wire. Maryland is a shit hole. Many things are shit holes. Virginia has shit holes. You do not get a patch |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? Knight of Wonder |
Originally Posted By Sixtigers: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/166803/Provo_Privy-2330237.jpg View Quote Provo, Spain? No, Utah. |
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: To get this patch you need to hate Maryland View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I am planning something. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/425212/1666737865235050-2576770.png Wesleysnipeshesrightyouknow.bmp To get this patch you need to hate Maryland You rang? |
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Marylanders definitely cannot have it. If there's one thing I hate more than Maryland, it's the federal government. If there's two things I hate it is self state hatred View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By StaccatoC2: Originally Posted By mbg0001: Paging interested parites. @StaccatoC2 You rang? keep me in the loop for the hate maryland patch. Marylanders definitely cannot have it. If there's one thing I hate more than Maryland, it's the federal government. If there's two things I hate it is self state hatred What if we moved away and have lived more of our lives out of it than in it? |
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: How do we prove we hate Maryland? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: To get this patch you need to hate Maryland How do we prove we hate Maryland? 1- have a pulse 2- not live in Maryland |
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We drove through Maryland once when I was 10, I knew then that I'd never be back.
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I hate Maryland.
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Originally Posted By TheAlmightyYak: Baltimore is so bad that even the bridges can't stand it... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By TheAlmightyYak: Originally Posted By d16man: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I am planning something. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/425212/1666737865235050-2576770.png Wesleysnipeshesrightyouknow.bmp To get this patch you need to hate Maryland While at Mt. Vernon this week I looked out over the Potomac with my kids. I pointed to the far side and told my kids (in my Mufassa voice): That is Maryland, the home of Baltimore. You must never go there." Baltimore is so bad that even the bridges can't stand it... |
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Originally Posted By TheAlmightyYak: Nice high-ground. What's the range of a black powder canon?? Can we defend the oysters from there? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By TheAlmightyYak: Originally Posted By d16man: Proof: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/337946/1000003347-3181052.jpg Nice high-ground. What's the range of a black powder canon?? Can we defend the oysters from there? Horseshoes and hand grenades. |
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Many things are shit holes. Virginia has shit holes. You do not get a patch View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By m6z: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: To get this patch you need to hate Maryland I've watched The Wire. Maryland is a shit hole. Many things are shit holes. Virginia has shit holes. You do not get a patch |
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Originally Posted By doc_Zox: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/E565417C-F67D-4FFF-A0B5-953EA45A59A6-3184356.jpg View Quote |
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Originally Posted By PeepEater:
You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? Knight of Wonder |
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”,
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Originally Posted By doc_Zox: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/E565417C-F67D-4FFF-A0B5-953EA45A59A6-3184356.jpg View Quote Yes!!! |
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Manatees rarely "visit" Chesapeake Bay, ergo manatees hate Maryland....
When manatees do visit Maryland though, it's no coincidence....while frequently mistaken as vegetarians, the manatee diet does include mussels and oysters, among other invertebrates. Maryland's efforts to keep all the oysters for themselves has NOT gone unnoticed by the Guild of Manatees, which has proven ties to certain, mass unplugging events in Florida. Further, marine biologists generally agree the manatees are up to something.....and their activities appear to be evolving around the Chesapeake Bay oysters. What could that be? Well, as a protected species, manatees are in the unique position of being able to retake the oysters from Maryland without the state having any legal recourse options! Coincidence? I think not! Support the Manatees and Prove your hate for Maryland! Join Team Unplugged and take back YOUR oysters! |
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Aberdeen Proving Ground. That's enough reason for me to hate Maryland.
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Originally Posted By doc_Zox: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/149C1244-A62A-47A1-81D3-A8080773B2BB-3184540.jpg View Quote Neato |
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I was in Maryland and Virginia for three days for training. The humidity sucked and so did the mosquitoes. At 4am!
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Originally Posted By NorCalRT: I feel a Taco Bell trip soon, hit my next weight loss goal and I need my damn patch https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/371613/IMG_6550-3188242.jpg View Quote That meme hits different Best of luck to you, friend! Pro tip: Don't chew |
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