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Originally Posted By GreasyEasy: Should have started to arrest his dog, and seen if he came clean View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By GreasyEasy: Originally Posted By MCDXXV: I've been to several calls for service that are exactly that One of them once told me his dog shot his gun. He didn't have an answer for me when I asked him how that was possible since he doesn't have opposable thumbs. Should have started to arrest his dog, and seen if he came clean "The dog is a liar!" For reference: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/blkfra/englishman_that_your_dog/ |
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We lived like that "Happy Family" you sometimes see in traveling zoos: a lion caged with a lamb. It is a startling exhibit but the lamb has to be replaced frequently. -- Robert Heinlein
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Originally Posted By FCSD2162: And I'm glad to finally see you fixed my fucking name in the quote. I think you used FCDS just to fuck with me, though. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By FCSD2162: Originally Posted By kbi: FCSD a medical professional https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-15-2015/18pR_H.gif And I'm glad to finally see you fixed my fucking name in the quote. I think you used FCDS just to fuck with me, though. KINO |
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Montani Semper Libre
Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
"I WAS ON THE FRONT LINES! I PISSED IN FRONT OF THE COPS, NOT YOU!" -Goocheese
I didnt have "The Confederacy gets a kill" on my 2020 bingo card - USNGM2 |
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Fucking dirty hippies laying in the middle of the street in D.C...
Go home hippies! |
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Science is not about proving anything right, It is about proving something can't be wrong.
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Originally Posted By kbi: Cute! https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/77256/IMG_20191018_210557-1568806.jpg @Fulminata Look at what is by his paws If I disappear it's cause bullwinkle went feral View Quote Dude that cat's gonna get all stabbity once he grows an opposable thumb! |
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The elves went too far!
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The elves went too far!
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Originally Posted By elcope: Looks even better on a LAR (light automatic rifle) https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/3446/LAR_15_JPG-1568704.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us0aFUssmTs View Quote Fuck.....THAT'S AWESOME!!!! I view MGs in a completely different light in 2020.....seriously! Nothing better than MGs |
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"I WAS ON THE FRONT LINES! I PISSED IN FRONT OF THE COPS, NOT YOU!" -Goocheese
I didnt have "The Confederacy gets a kill" on my 2020 bingo card - USNGM2 |
The elves went too far!
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Originally Posted By stoner01: Fuck off old man... I mean Chief View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By stoner01: Originally Posted By elcope: In on the year I became a Warrant Officer. Fuck off old man... I mean Chief So we need handicap spaces closer to the front now? |
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Montani Semper Libre
Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
Originally Posted By stoner01: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/284414/20200829_130726_jpg-1568710.JPG Wassup Squad. Went for a drive down a dirt road today to clear my head. Now for some beer. View Quote Nice.....nature is a real cure all! |
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"I WAS ON THE FRONT LINES! I PISSED IN FRONT OF THE COPS, NOT YOU!" -Goocheese
I didnt have "The Confederacy gets a kill" on my 2020 bingo card - USNGM2 |
Can we shitpost to 2000?
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SSgt Jason A Decker. 11/6/09
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2000 is mine.
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We lived like that "Happy Family" you sometimes see in traveling zoos: a lion caged with a lamb. It is a startling exhibit but the lamb has to be replaced frequently. -- Robert Heinlein
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Since it's page 1999, and I'm watching Polizei in action, it has to be done...
99 Luftballons |
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The elves went too far!
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Originally Posted By Strykewolf: *knock, knock, knock* (Glow Boi looks out the peep hole, and opens the door) @Cecenrse : http://www.okmoviequotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/1-The-Girl-Next-Door-quotes.gif View Quote Only funny @GreasyEasy and I have a type. |
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Riot Squad 2020
I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery Envy was once considered to be one of the seven deadly sins before it became one of the most admired virtues under its new name, 'social justice.--@ThomasSowell |
When the Tide is out you can see who swims naked
AZ, USA
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Originally Posted By Fulminata: Yeah these guys are just anti-lockdown/anti-Merkel types as I understand it, right? Or at least the majority of them. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Fulminata: Originally Posted By Fantomas: I hope they will not crack any skulls on these guys Yeah these guys are just anti-lockdown/anti-Merkel types as I understand it, right? Or at least the majority of them. yes correct all of them - this is what a peaceful protest looks like unfortunately the Police does not care - this went all the way to the highest court and was given permission but the Police still shut it down it will go back to court now |
- Official ARFCOM Nickname: Hardware
- Originally Posted By elcope: Er ist ein Bier leener "It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice" H.P. Baxxter |
Anyone have a link to the WI mob?
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Hansan: "This is a .30 caliber, gas operated, clip fed, semi-automatic rifle....."
Soldier: "Look, you ain't sellin it to me, you're only showing me how it works." |
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Prince - 1999 (Official Music Video) |
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KF7WNX If you want a picture of the future, imagine Clownshoes stomping on a human face—for ever.
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Hansan: "This is a .30 caliber, gas operated, clip fed, semi-automatic rifle....."
Soldier: "Look, you ain't sellin it to me, you're only showing me how it works." |
When the Tide is out you can see who swims naked
AZ, USA
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2000 is mine
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- Official ARFCOM Nickname: Hardware
- Originally Posted By elcope: Er ist ein Bier leener "It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice" H.P. Baxxter |
Originally Posted By GreasyEasy: Boom....your on the NSA list @jimNeb https://www.mirasafety.com/products/cm-6m-tactical-gas-mask https://www.mirasafety.com/products/cm-7m-military-gas-mask For others that missed, the above are the models were looking at for the Riot Squad. We got an inside man that can get us a deal on masks, and the filters if we get around 10 folks who need them. List is currently at 5 including myself. If we get enough interest we'll take it to PMs as to not violate any rules. View Quote @GreasyEasy your inbox is full Let me know if you got the email |
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In on 2,000.....??????.........Nope.......
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When the Tide is out you can see who swims naked
AZ, USA
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- Official ARFCOM Nickname: Hardware
- Originally Posted By elcope: Er ist ein Bier leener "It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice" H.P. Baxxter |
One of these will be 2000
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SSgt Jason A Decker. 11/6/09
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Hansan: "This is a .30 caliber, gas operated, clip fed, semi-automatic rifle....."
Soldier: "Look, you ain't sellin it to me, you're only showing me how it works." |
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The elves went too far!
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One of these will be 2000
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SSgt Jason A Decker. 11/6/09
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Hansan: "This is a .30 caliber, gas operated, clip fed, semi-automatic rifle....."
Soldier: "Look, you ain't sellin it to me, you're only showing me how it works." |
When the Tide is out you can see who swims naked
AZ, USA
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- Official ARFCOM Nickname: Hardware
- Originally Posted By elcope: Er ist ein Bier leener "It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice" H.P. Baxxter |
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One of these will be 2000
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SSgt Jason A Decker. 11/6/09
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maybe this one?
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Hansan: "This is a .30 caliber, gas operated, clip fed, semi-automatic rifle....."
Soldier: "Look, you ain't sellin it to me, you're only showing me how it works." |
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When the Tide is out you can see who swims naked
AZ, USA
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- Official ARFCOM Nickname: Hardware
- Originally Posted By elcope: Er ist ein Bier leener "It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice" H.P. Baxxter |
One of these will be 2000
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SSgt Jason A Decker. 11/6/09
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One of these will be 2000
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SSgt Jason A Decker. 11/6/09
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Are we there yet?
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Firearm rights ARE civil rights.
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Hansan: "This is a .30 caliber, gas operated, clip fed, semi-automatic rifle....."
Soldier: "Look, you ain't sellin it to me, you're only showing me how it works." |
When the Tide is out you can see who swims naked
AZ, USA
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- Official ARFCOM Nickname: Hardware
- Originally Posted By elcope: Er ist ein Bier leener "It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice" H.P. Baxxter |
Goddammit. One of these will be 2000
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SSgt Jason A Decker. 11/6/09
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2000
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When the Tide is out you can see who swims naked
AZ, USA
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- Official ARFCOM Nickname: Hardware
- Originally Posted By elcope: Er ist ein Bier leener "It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice" H.P. Baxxter |
Hansan: "This is a .30 caliber, gas operated, clip fed, semi-automatic rifle....."
Soldier: "Look, you ain't sellin it to me, you're only showing me how it works." |
One of these will be 2000
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SSgt Jason A Decker. 11/6/09
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Hansan: "This is a .30 caliber, gas operated, clip fed, semi-automatic rifle....."
Soldier: "Look, you ain't sellin it to me, you're only showing me how it works." |
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