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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:51:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Fulminata: Yeah she's crazy as hell, and was saying all sorts of really cunty stuff at the cops, I dunno what her deal with her candy was but she was bitching about that too. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Fulminata: Originally Posted By dbmers: What a psycho bitch. Wasn't she also bitching about how her twizzlers or some shit didn't taste right after getting asked. Yeah she's crazy as hell, and was saying all sorts of really cunty stuff at the cops, I dunno what her deal with her candy was but she was bitching about that too. *gassed. Auto correct is a Commie plot to drive ppl nuts |
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:51:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 30calTBLkid: She has always been hot. Yes, but she has much greater sex appeal now imho. Her curves have filled out more, she plays sluttier roles, she was smoking in that comedy where they go on the road in an RV. I'm mean I'm not shitting the pillow on her or anything  |
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:51:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By MyName1sMud: You're just now noticing that??? PRIMUS SUCKS!  @FCSD2162 Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By MyName1sMud: Originally Posted By FCSD2162: @MyName1sMud Primus fan? Primus sucks! You're just now noticing that??? PRIMUS SUCKS! @FCSD2162 Nah, I've been meaning to ask, I just haven't. PRIMUS SUCKS! Attached File |
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:52:56 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:53:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: RABIDFOX50]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Splittiebus66: Just catching up with the Greasy super cuts, this shit is starting to get to me.... Wife "can you please put away the dishes" Me "ILL SHIT ON YOUR PILLOW"  Attached File
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:53:11 AM EDT
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Update on swim goggles
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:53:12 AM EDT
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Mattress on fire
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:53:16 AM EDT
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Playing a song called fuck you Ted Wheeler and burning mattresses, love it.
Commie mayor getting turned on by his commie constituents. |
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:53:38 AM EDT
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Fires in Portland!
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:54:06 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Scoobysmak: I normally don't even go in GD anymore because this thread takes up all my time but sure one day I will say it......in traffic would be epic....  For most of June and July my usual shout out the window was, "Go the fuck back to New York (or New Jersey) you fuck!" Originally Posted By FCSD2162:  My daughter had pink eye one time, and she overheard her mother and I talking. I was being a smartass and told her mom "well that's what happens when someone farts on your pillow." No idea she heard it. Now whenever she gets mad, she says she's going to fart on whoever's pillow she's mad at. I'm a shitty dad, because I have to excuse myself and laugh my ass off. Okay now that's fucking hilarious. 
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:54:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By stoner01: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/284414/1760_jpg-1580783.JPG If 2020 was a map. 
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:54:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GreasyEasy: RIOT SQUAD: The KINO collection Thank you! I added a few, too
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:54:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Fulminata: /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/476-342.gif I'm using "I'll shit on your pillow!" as my new shout out the open window when people cut me off when I'm driving. For real... I've already used it 3 times in real life. The looks you get are priceless! |
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:54:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Rebel31: Update on swim goggles
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:54:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FCSD2162: My daughter had pink eye one time, and she overheard her mother and I talking. I was being a smartass and told her mom "well that's what happens when someone farts on your pillow." No idea she heard it. Now whenever she gets mad, she says she's going to fart on whoever's pillow she's mad at. I'm a shitty dad, because I have to excuse myself and laugh my ass off. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FCSD2162: Originally Posted By Fulminata: /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/476-342.gif I'm using "I'll shit on your pillow!" as my new shout out the open window when people cut me off when I'm driving. My daughter had pink eye one time, and she overheard her mother and I talking. I was being a smartass and told her mom "well that's what happens when someone farts on your pillow." No idea she heard it. Now whenever she gets mad, she says she's going to fart on whoever's pillow she's mad at. I'm a shitty dad, because I have to excuse myself and laugh my ass off. Daughter same age has teen older brothers. The shit they teach her is embarrassing 
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:55:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Tuco22: Playing a song called fuck you Ted Wheeler and burning mattresses, love it. Commie mayor getting turned on by his commie constituents. |
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:55:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FCSD2162: Fires in Portland! Homeless guy just lost his bed. 
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:55:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BootScootin: Mattress on fire Was that in protest of spreading more STD's or something else....
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:56:02 AM EDT
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waiting for someone to self immolate on that mattress.
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:56:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: MyName1sMud]
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:57:25 AM EDT
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please please please someone go try and use your soiboy muscles to jump over the flaming mattress!!!
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:57:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Rebel31: Daughter same age has teen older brothers. The shit they teach her is embarrassing Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Rebel31: Originally Posted By FCSD2162: Originally Posted By Fulminata: /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/476-342.gif I'm using "I'll shit on your pillow!" as my new shout out the open window when people cut me off when I'm driving. My daughter had pink eye one time, and she overheard her mother and I talking. I was being a smartass and told her mom "well that's what happens when someone farts on your pillow." No idea she heard it. Now whenever she gets mad, she says she's going to fart on whoever's pillow she's mad at. I'm a shitty dad, because I have to excuse myself and laugh my ass off. Daughter same age has teen older brothers. The shit they teach her is embarrassing LOL! Yeah, teenagers are just dickheads. I hate them. |
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:58:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Rebel31:
These parasites around the country are hopefully on bought time. They really don't want a lawless society, they'll be evaporated quickly. |
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:58:59 AM EDT
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I really need to take a picture of my little command center i've got going here.
I have 3 monitors --- all of them with different streams going -- then a 55 inch TV on the wall above the monitors with a stream going on it as well.
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:59:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Rebel31: Update on swim goggles
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:59:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Scoobysmak: Was that in protest of spreading more STD's or something else.... Standing by for shit covered pillows to be lit next
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:59:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By MyName1sMud: I really need to take a picture of my little command center i've got going here. I have 3 monitors --- all of them with different streams going -- then a 55 inch TV on the wall above the monitors with a stream going on it as well.  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/7/2020 12:59:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kerry201pro: Damn Portland is walking the hoods tonight! I hate it when they do that, they just march and yell..... without 12 they just walk and talk... Some hoods have their own gangs that do not like other criminal peeps around. |
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:00:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Mr_Mowett]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FreakOfNature: "I'll shit on your pillow" will be my new go to from now on for everything. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FreakOfNature: Originally Posted By Splittiebus66: Just catching up with the Greasy super cuts, this shit is starting to get to me.... Wife "can you please put away the dishes" Me "ILL SHIT ON YOUR PILLOW" "I'll shit on your pillow" will be my new go to from now on for everything. I think she said it twice, and one of those times it was the variant "I'll shit on your fucking pillow!" I just wanted to put this out there so people know they have a choice of variants to suit the overall cadence they're looking for. Like if they're writing a sonnet or something. |
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:01:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By vern23: Cited... Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By vern23: Originally Posted By Rebel31: Update on swim goggles
I was afraid it was going to say treated and released.
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:01:35 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By MyName1sMud: I really need to take a picture of my little command center i've got going here. I have 3 monitors --- all of them with different streams going -- then a 55 inch TV on the wall above the monitors with a stream going on it as well. Don't threaten me with a good time.... 
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:01:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Splittiebus66: Just catching up with the Greasy super cuts, this shit is starting to get to me.... Wife "can you please put away the dishes" Me "ILL SHIT ON YOUR PILLOW" It's the new hotness  Also fires of peace in Portland now  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:02:38 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ecgRN: Tell them to bring it North. We're waiting. Fuckin A Cotton |
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:03:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Scoobysmak: LA with some smoke or gas? Sho nuff...and a huge mortar  Failed To Load Title Just rewind that video 10-15 minutes. About 20 seconds of action for the real junkies in this thread
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:03:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FCSD2162: My daughter had pink eye one time, and she overheard her mother and I talking. I was being a smartass and told her mom "well that's what happens when someone farts on your pillow." No idea she heard it. Now whenever she gets mad, she says she's going to fart on whoever's pillow she's mad at. I'm a shitty dad, because I have to excuse myself and laugh my ass off. |
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:03:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mr_Mowett: I think she said it twice, and one of those times it was the variant "I'll shit on your fucking pillow!" I just wanted to put this out there so people know they have a choice of variants to suit the overall cadence they're looking for. Like if they're writing a sonnet or something. Oh I add "fuck" in to all manner of quotes and statements when appropriate...or, when most inappropriate. But yeah I remember that one too, I think. Last night was kinda crazy. |
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:04:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By MyName1sMud: I really need to take a picture of my little command center i've got going here. I have 3 monitors --- all of them with different streams going -- then a 55 inch TV on the wall above the monitors with a stream going on it as well.  Attached File Attached File |
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:05:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:05:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dbmers: What a psycho bitch. Wasn’t she also bitching about how her twizzlers or some shit didn’t taste right after getting asked. "I'M A GODDAMN AMERICAN CITIZEN...………….AND I'LL SHIT ON YOUR PILLOW" -Commie Anon |
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:06:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Scoobysmak: Don't threaten me with a good time.... https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/476040/Command_center-1567718.jpg Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Scoobysmak: Originally Posted By MyName1sMud: I really need to take a picture of my little command center i've got going here. I have 3 monitors --- all of them with different streams going -- then a 55 inch TV on the wall above the monitors with a stream going on it as well. Don't threaten me with a good time.... https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/476040/Command_center-1567718.jpg When your media room resembles a fusion center..... |
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OR, USA
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:06:38 AM EDT
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Why is Portland slow tonight? I think I read that OSP and marshals arrested 50 people yesterday. Did they actually keep them locked up this time?
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:06:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Rebel31: Yup Ill post clips if I catch them on twitter. Going around to restaurants fucking with people trying to eat I have family with a restaurant in a potential riot zone here. Between covid, local govt, and these brain farts, anybody fucking with biness..... |
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:07:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By vern23: I'm jealous. Can't wait until I'm a dad and get to see my kids deal with me and shit like this. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By vern23: Originally Posted By FCSD2162: My daughter had pink eye one time, and she overheard her mother and I talking. I was being a smartass and told her mom "well that's what happens when someone farts on your pillow." No idea she heard it. Now whenever she gets mad, she says she's going to fart on whoever's pillow she's mad at. I'm a shitty dad, because I have to excuse myself and laugh my ass off. It changes you as a person, and in the case of a dad, changes you as a man. I wouldn't trade it for the world. I hope you get a little one soon. It's the most beautiful thing, to me, that I can think of. |
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:07:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GreasyEasy: "I'M A GODDAMN AMERICAN CITIZEN....AND I'LL SHIT ON YOUR PILLOW" -Commie Anon Not anon, was Alix. Ya know to give credit where credit is due.
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:08:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:08:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By djohn: Thank you! I added a few, too Awesome, looking forward to seeing them
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:09:00 AM EDT
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An antifa boy had feet on fire,
his situation was really dire. The ER doc said the burns are bad, and took a Sawzall to that lad. |
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:09:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Atomic_Ferret: When your media room resembles a fusion center..... I am working on getting the SCIF door a bio-metric lock..... 
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:09:54 AM EDT
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Is Portland killing bedbugs ?
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Posted: 9/7/2020 1:10:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Rebel31: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/381696/IMG_1242__1__jpeg-1580854.JPG Sierra Nevada Oktoberfest, at least the 2019 version wasn't too bad, I'd put it like 3rd of the domestic Oktoberfest beers we got last year. And you need moar streams!
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