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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:34:28 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FCSD2162: The hottest nurse I have ever seen (besides CeCe) was when I was getting prepped to have a camera shoved up my asshole for some transient GI issues. That was awkward. But all the ass jokes broke the tension. I recently had a pressure test done on my colon at Vanderbilt and had to poop a balloon in front of about 10 not so hot women. Talk about embarrassing  on the other hand I had a super hot blond bust my cherry shoving a catheter up my pens checking my badder function . Good thing I'm old enough and the procedure was painful enough the pole did not come to attention. Had to try and piss with that thing shoved up me and failed miserably. Neurogenic bladder And no answers as to why and nothing that can really be done for it.
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:34:57 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By elcope: We're pretty strong on that as well. Alzada MT to Yaak MT (furthest sw to furthest nw towns) is farther than Atlanta to Toledo OH. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By elcope: Originally Posted By FCSD2162: Sweet baby Jesus in the manger! I could drive to Texas in 9 hours, but you people have cities that are 9 hours apart! We're pretty strong on that as well. Alzada MT to Yaak MT (furthest sw to furthest nw towns) is farther than Atlanta to Toledo OH. That's hard for my brain to reconcile. To me, it'd be just like going to the moon. 
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:35:07 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Cecenrse: https://www.newscentermaine.com/mobile/article/news/crime/portland-man-arrested-after-allegedly-revving-chainsaw-behind-counter-in-westbrook-mcdonalds-chasing-manager/97-3ba7596c-21e7-454e-9cd7-3973bd184a23 Westbrook police say Alice Sweet fled and was located on Riverside Street in Portland, where he was arrested. https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/grWC9i3VgSFMa6lU9Ej8fCWt3wt1ohzH4QPgqJHBxWE/https/media.newscentermaine.com/assets/WCSH/images/b94ed2f7-99ab-4441-9fe1-c9970f7233e7/b94ed2f7-99ab-4441-9fe1-c9970f7233e7_1140x641.jpg?width=709&height=399 Greasy? |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:37:05 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By RSG:
if you listen to the extended version all the way to the end, it sounds like Cruise is pissed that the camera crew were standing closer than 6' feet (2 meters) apart when looking at a computer monitor. this is what I believe the tirade was about. |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:37:27 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By tnriverluver: I recently had a pressure test done on my colon at Vanderbilt and had to poop a balloon in front of about 10 not so hot women. Talk about embarrassing on the other hand I had a super hot blond bust my cherry shoving a catheter up my pens checking my badder function . Good thing I'm old enough and the procedure was painful enough the pole did not come to attention. Had to try and piss with that thing shoved up me and failed miserably. Neurogenic bladder And no answers as to why and nothing that can really be done for it.Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By tnriverluver: Originally Posted By FCSD2162: The hottest nurse I have ever seen (besides CeCe) was when I was getting prepped to have a camera shoved up my asshole for some transient GI issues. That was awkward. But all the ass jokes broke the tension. I recently had a pressure test done on my colon at Vanderbilt and had to poop a balloon in front of about 10 not so hot women. Talk about embarrassing on the other hand I had a super hot blond bust my cherry shoving a catheter up my pens checking my badder function . Good thing I'm old enough and the procedure was painful enough the pole did not come to attention. Had to try and piss with that thing shoved up me and failed miserably. Neurogenic bladder And no answers as to why and nothing that can really be done for it.Sorry for your troubles. I never got an answer until several years later. Fucking IBS. They couldn't figure that out without having to shove Hollywood_Shooter up my ass? |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:38:49 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TurdFergeson: thanks mrs turd wanted one and I looked at the $1200 price tag and walked out to the shop. 
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:39:13 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FCSD2162: Sorry for your troubles. I never got an answer until several years later. Fucking IBS. They couldn't figure that out without having to shove Hollywood_Shooter up my ass?  Attached Filethere once was a thread where some dude tried to pass off liquid smoked disasters as ribs.  Attached File |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:39:37 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Doodles: Damn I didn't know he passed. That sucks. RIP Aviator. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Doodles: Originally Posted By evo7011: It was Aviator, he hasn't updated his thread in a hot minute though. https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Bought-land-in-Alaska-building-a-cabin-UPDATE-12-Feb-2020-/5-1233275/ ETA: Apparently he passed away due to Diabetes. Wow! https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Life-member-Aviator-has-passed-away-/151-2309583/  Damn I didn't know he passed. That sucks. RIP Aviator. damn I just saw |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:42:13 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hollywood_Shooter: Originally Posted By FCSD2162: Sorry for your troubles. I never got an answer until several years later. Fucking IBS. They couldn't figure that out without having to shove Hollywood_Shooter up my ass? /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/Wat_JPG-318.jpg My bad. Let me provide some context. I was referring to my colonoscopy camera. 
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:42:21 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hollywood_Shooter: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/331455/beltfed_jpg-1734107.JPGhttps://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/331455/the_catch_jpg-1734108.JPGhttps://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/331455/fudd_jpg-1734109.JPGhttps://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/331455/Off_Hand_jpg-1734110.JPGhttps://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/331455/6mmdasher_png-1734111.JPG  wow I take a 16 hour nap and this place goes 8K |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:42:23 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FCSD2162: Sweet baby Jesus in the manger! I could drive to Texas in 9 hours, but you people have cities that are 9 hours apart!
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:44:37 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FCSD2162: The hottest nurse I have ever seen (besides CeCe) was when I was getting prepped to have a camera shoved up my asshole for some transient GI issues. That was awkward. But all the ass jokes broke the tension. 
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:44:43 PM EST
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Lincoln Project Co-Founder Declares Group is 'Never-Republican' as Another Leaves GOP
The conservative "Never Trumpers" are useful idiots. They got duped. Sucka's |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:45:57 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hollywood_Shooter: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/331455/26815279_1541894232532812_40145755191512-1734179.JPG They come in Stoner size?  |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:46:50 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BethanyHatch: From El Paso to Texarkana is 12 hours Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BethanyHatch: Originally Posted By FCSD2162: Sweet baby Jesus in the manger! I could drive to Texas in 9 hours, but you people have cities that are 9 hours apart! That's insane. Really does make you appreciate the size of Texas. Everything is bigger in Texas, I suppose. |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:47:31 PM EST
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:48:40 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By elcope: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/226774/131918182_3590094967740754_2872760243110-1735839.JPG  |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:48:53 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Fantomas: Building a Reloading Table   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSeIJkLAUkEFalse Title. I didn't see a reloading table. 
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:49:49 PM EST
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:49:52 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By kbi: https://media1.giphy.com/media/3oEjHKvjqt5pssL99C/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e4722ebca8a10cf5a2ee6be4d21cfbb0fbe6767f669&rid=giphy.gif wow I take a 16 hour nap and this place goes 8K it can't be all building tables and cock. 
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:50:54 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By elcope: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/226774/131918182_3590094967740754_2872760243110-1735839.JPG that is a fu cking funny line. what movie / tv show is that from? |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:52:37 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FCSD2162: Sorry for your troubles. I never got an answer until several years later. Fucking IBS. They couldn't figure that out without having to shove Hollywood_Shooter up my ass?  ***Going to use this one every chance I get cause it makes LMFAO. |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:54:31 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Cecenrse: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/406377/96c6f754ffc216b464b101e394e6a1be8892c447-1730958.png ***Going to use this one every chance I get cause it makes LMFAO. it's a cashew. |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:54:42 PM EST
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:54:50 PM EST
[Last Edit: Doodles]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FCSD2162: Sorry for your troubles. I never got an answer until several years later. Fucking IBS. They couldn't figure that out without having to shove Hollywood_Shooter up my ass? I got diagnosed with IBS, later on after my colonoscopy it turns out that I have a torturous colon instead. Yay me. At least I know what the issue is now. |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:54:55 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FCSD2162: That's insane. Really does make you appreciate the size of Texas. Everything is bigger in Texas, I suppose. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FCSD2162: Originally Posted By BethanyHatch: Originally Posted By FCSD2162: Sweet baby Jesus in the manger! I could drive to Texas in 9 hours, but you people have cities that are 9 hours apart! That's insane. Really does make you appreciate the size of Texas. Everything is bigger in Texas, I suppose.  |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:55:36 PM EST
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Quote Historymy name is hollywood_shooter, and I approve this message. 
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:55:36 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FCSD2162: That's insane. Really does make you appreciate the size of Texas. Everything is bigger in Texas, I suppose. Laughs in Alaska 
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:55:45 PM EST
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:55:45 PM EST
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Quote Historyoh my gosh that looks like it's going to be delicious
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:55:54 PM EST
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Quote Historyhow big is that pan? |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:56:39 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By elcope: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/226774/131918182_3590094967740754_2872760243110-1735839.JPG
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:56:44 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By MATTINFAIRBORN: Why warn someone in Michigan about those types? More need to warn him about Frankenmuth dirndl wearing plump, bosomy beer garden girls. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By MATTINFAIRBORN: Originally Posted By Hollywood_Shooter: Originally Posted By Ex_Sanguine_Nation: I don't know... GD warned me about 3 types of women: social workers, horse girls, and nurses. I was raised by a nurse, so that one I get. But my ex and my current were both horse girls. I've still successfully evaded social workers. Or perhaps they have evaded me you weren't warned about actresses/models? We aren't talking about the girls who are merely enticing, only the ones who trend toward being a little cuckoo. And no CeCe, not all of them 
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:56:47 PM EST
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:57:24 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hollywood_Shooter: it can't be all building tables and cock. So we just forget the tables then?
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:57:44 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By evo7011: Laughs in Alaska Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By evo7011: Originally Posted By FCSD2162: That's insane. Really does make you appreciate the size of Texas. Everything is bigger in Texas, I suppose. Laughs in Alaska Yeah, but there's no roads in Alaska. You have to fly everywhere, so Alaska doesn't count.
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:57:45 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hollywood_Shooter: how big is that pan? 12" same size as my...
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:59:23 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hollywood_Shooter: it's a cashew.  Cashews are my favorite nut, but they do not have peanut hull marks on the outside like the meme. Don't make me come out there and scold you. 
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Posted: 12/17/2020 5:01:12 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Cecenrse: /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/deOINby-52.gif Cashews are my favorite nut, but they do not have peanut hull marks on the outside like the meme. Don't make me come out there and scold you. Now that's a fib. You told me what your favorite nut was, and it wasn't a cashew. |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 5:01:22 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hollywood_Shooter: lol. should we call someone? No.....Mrs.22 came out in the back yard with a pan full of homemade chocolate and peanut butter fudge, and stood at the foot of the ladder tempting me with big brown eyes and that fudge. I worked up my courage, scooted down the roof incline on my butt, and backed down that ladder...The fudge is good but now I have to go back up there and get my Cricket 22 rifle .................... 
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Posted: 12/17/2020 5:02:53 PM EST
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Quote HistoryI like you, Doodles dog..........No pervo............. 
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Posted: 12/17/2020 5:04:00 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By evo7011: Laughs in Alaska
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Posted: 12/17/2020 5:04:18 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By mb300sd: My house came with a nice sniper hide/hot tub area on the rooftop deck. An armored area might be smart, but I'm kinda afraid of the weight limit, the XL hot tub might already be pushing it... I guess ducking behind the tub would be effective, 5ft of water should slow things down. Excellent idea........
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Posted: 12/17/2020 5:05:10 PM EST
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Quote Historythat looks fantastic Guten Apetit |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 5:05:10 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Doodles: Lincoln Project Co-Founder Declares Group is 'Never-Republican' as Another Leaves GOP The conservative "Never Trumpers" are useful idiots. They got duped. Sucka's ""At this point, we're as much as never-Republican as we are anything else," Reed Galen, one of the co-founders of the project, told Politico." Yeah, we all knew that already. |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 5:06:01 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FCSD2162: https://www.foxnews.com/us/minneapolis-police-budget-cut-city-council  I have no words. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FCSD2162: https://www.foxnews.com/us/minneapolis-police-budget-cut-city-council I have no words. "I think that it’s important to name that dismantle does not mean dismantle into nothing, it means dismantling what we currently have to build something new," Cunningham told the station.  |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 5:06:26 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By evo7011: 12" same size as my... I have a 14.5".................................................................................................................................................................................................................pan. |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 5:06:46 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Ex_Sanguine_Nation: I don't know... GD warned me about 3 types of women: social workers, horse girls, and nurses. I was raised by a nurse, so that one I get. But my ex and my current were both horse girls. I've still successfully evaded social workers. Or perhaps they have evaded me I always dated friendly nurses and school teachers. ...I married my Banker............
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Posted: 12/17/2020 5:06:59 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FCSD2162: Now that's a fib. You told me what your favorite nut was, and it wasn't a cashew.  Attached File |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 5:07:35 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By cody22: No.....Mrs.22 came out in the back yard with a pan full of homemade chocolate and peanut butter fudge, and stood at the foot of the ladder tempting me with big brown eyes and that fudge. I worked up my courage, scooted down the roof incline on my butt, and backed down that ladder...The fudge is good but now I have to go back up there and get my Cricket 22 rifle .................... send her up, she seems nimble. |
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