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Posted: 6/28/2021 5:43:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Let me offer some suggestions. Didn't I see you at the Sizzler last night? I'd like to see those warlocks on the loose! Want to ride my face like a birthday pony? I eat ass. Do you eat ass? That's a fine bird you've got there.  Ever seen one of these before? Want to fuck? You smell different when you're asleep. Did your mom ever get the test results back? Do you like cocaine? I'd eat that like a horse on a feed bag. How much? I know a place where we can fuck right now! I have nearly seven thousand posts. Hi, I have glorious balls. Who the fuck are you? 
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Posted: 6/28/2021 5:49:29 PM EDT
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Op, you do know that this is how you become an involuntary organ donor right? I am not talking about your seed here
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Posted: 6/28/2021 6:00:07 PM EDT
[#3]
Bitches always smile at my cape.
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Posted: 6/28/2021 6:00:25 PM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Maybe she liked your fedora. It's a trilby. |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 6:01:13 PM EDT
[#5]
these threads ConfoundZ me
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Posted: 6/28/2021 6:05:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There was a girl in one of my college classes I had an eye for. Blue eyes, dark shoulder length hair. She was so hot. I was always nervous talking to girls in HS. Finally after a month of fretting. I moved the 5 rows forward and was near where she usually sat. She approaches and looks an extra second at me. We made small talk. I don’t remember the details but after class I was walking with her and told her that she’s a gorgeous woman and I would love to take her out to dinner. She had a BF but reassured me if she was not in a relationship she’d have said yes. I was cool with it. I went in with the attitude of “can I do this?” Instead of hoping she’d say yes. It took the edge off and was proud I grew a pair and went after who I wanted. About a week later I was sitting on a couch prior to class in a lounge and she came up and said hi. We made small talk and she then said she was a little sore and said she just had to get a shot in her butt. While explaining this, she kinda lifted her butt cheek from a sitting position to show which cheek and gesturing her finger like a needle. I almost said “Lucky needle” but didn’t want to sound like a perv. Hindsight, she was basically saying she wanted me to plow her. I didn’t make the move after that, she didn’t tell me she was single. She knew where I stood and if she wanted that dinner I only 4 rows up. Funny thing, I later realized there was a cute freckled brunette sitting next to me and she was trying to ask me out but I was clueless as my eyes were fixated 4 rows down. After getting rejected by blue eyes I couldn’t go back up 4 rows....cute freckles would have felt like sloppy seconds. Maybe she had low self esteem? You're going to have to get used to not living next door to Alice. |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 6:08:58 PM EDT
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Quoted: I was walking in and some pale horse white girl smiled at me leaving with her single bag of food. Hint: You had Krispy Kreme glaze on your chin. 
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Posted: 6/28/2021 6:12:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hint: You had Krispy Kreme glaze on your chin. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I was walking in and some pale horse white girl smiled at me leaving with her single bag of food. Hint: You had Krispy Kreme glaze on your chin. What does "some pale horse white girl" even mean? I feel like I am missing a reference. |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 6:21:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: when in doubt, interact. start w just smiling at 3 random chicks a day do that for a few weeks. then smile and say hi to 3 random chicks for a few weeks. then smile say hi and ask a question related to the shared environment (can you give me directions to x, wheres a starbucks, a good place for lunch etc.) to 3 random chicks a week. go from there. |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 6:22:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Long time ago i had worked at a grocery store as a starting job. While walking to the break room i had noticed a sexy woman walking by me that had just started her job at the store that day. After she walked by i turned and stared at her ass thinking damn!!!  She turned around and caught me looking. She made a smile, gave me a wink, and kept walking. 3 years later i married her   Attached File |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 6:25:53 PM EDT
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Go out and socialize!
While I am pretty outgoing and able to talk to just about anyone on the fly, my girlfriend is twice as outgoing as I am. My friends love hanging out with use because between the two of us we are always getting strangers to come join our table. Just last week I saw a cute girl that looked a little rowdy and told my GF, "Hey go bring her to the table for Chris" Sixty seconds later she is sitting with us and Chris is looking at me going WTF! He then bought me two beers...
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Posted: 6/28/2021 6:27:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Bitches always smile at my cape. Do they smile at your fanny pack too? |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 6:31:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I just get the staredown from ladies old enough to be my grandma, looking at me like the piece of man-meat that I am. You can always go with the classic line, "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" I never had the stones. |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 7:11:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/28/2021 7:50:35 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: People who have tried that swear that they get a surprising number of affirmative answers. I never had the stones. I dont get this |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 7:52:00 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You should have immediately start masturbating while crying and rubbing down with peanut butter and marshmallow fluff Chunky or smooth? |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 7:52:36 PM EDT
[#17]
One word: joinder.
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Posted: 6/28/2021 9:26:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/28/2021 9:29:03 PM EDT
[#19]
You've got issues. Congrats.
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Posted: 6/28/2021 9:30:03 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The exhaust leak does all the work. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I always keep my conversations brief. Basically once they've agreed to help me load the couch into the back of the van there's really nothing more that needs to be said. yep, just shut the door and let the ether work its magic, eh? The exhaust leak does all the work. Lmao. You say some funny shit. |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 9:46:43 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You should have immediately start masturbating while crying and rubbing down with peanut butter and marshmallow fluff  Attached File |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 9:48:16 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If you ignored them you wouldn't have these problems. MGTOW thread my man.  |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 9:50:11 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I always keep my conversations brief. Basically once they've agreed to help me load the couch into the back of the van there's really nothing more that needs to be said.  Attached File |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 9:51:26 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Let me offer some suggestions. Didn't I see you at the Sizzler last night? I'd like to see those warlocks on the loose! Want to ride my face like a birthday pony? I eat ass. Do you eat ass? That's a fine bird you've got there. Ever seen one of these before? Want to fuck? You smell different when you're asleep. Did your mom ever get the test results back? Do you like cocaine? I'd eat that like a horse on a feed bag. How much? I know a place where we can fuck right now! I have nearly seven thousand posts. Hi, I have glorious balls. Who the fuck are you?  Attached File |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 9:53:22 PM EDT
[#25]
I’m married to a dime, I would not think twice about ignoring her lol.
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Posted: 6/28/2021 10:02:50 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I dont get this Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: People who have tried that swear that they get a surprising number of affirmative answers. I never had the stones. I dont get this I'll make it simple for you. Attractive, normal, single, young people generally just want to fuck. The game is pretty simple if you can meet those requirements. |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 10:03:50 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'll make it simple for you. Attractive, normal, single, young people generally just want to fuck. The game is pretty simple if you can meet those requirements.  Attached File |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 10:04:37 PM EDT
[#28]
If "do I know you" is the best you could muster, just keep walking... lol
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Posted: 6/28/2021 10:08:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/28/2021 10:10:54 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted: I'm lucky I don't have to deal with this, cute girls don't smile at me. Quoted: Sometimes a smile is just a smile. In this order |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 10:11:25 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: Op, you do know that this is how you become an involuntary organ donor right? I am not talking about your seed here Damn beat like a horse. I was going to say "do you like waking up in an ice bath with no kidneys" |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 10:13:33 PM EDT
[#32]
Pissing in their shopping cart is a good way to get a conversation going.
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Posted: 6/28/2021 10:18:34 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Attractive, normal, single, young people generally just want to fuck. |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 10:25:10 PM EDT
[#34]
Sounds like you amused her, how sweet
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Posted: 6/28/2021 10:28:42 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You should have immediately start masturbating while crying and rubbing down with peanut butter and marshmallow fluff What kind of weirdo would use peanut butter? I always go with store brand ranch dressing. |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 10:38:19 PM EDT
[#36]
This exact scenario happened to me a few weeks ago in a hardware store.
I missed my shot as it didn't register in my brain cuz I was in deep thought about the M10 Screws I needed. If it were a blond or redhead that did that to me, I'd be kicking myself for missing an opportunity like that. (On a different note, You may want to question motives when ever someone takes interest in you.) |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 10:39:51 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This exact scenario happened to me a few weeks ago in a hardware store. I missed my shot as it didn't register in my brain cuz I was in deep thought about the M10 Screws I needed. If it were a blond or redhead that did that to me, I'd be kicking myself for missing an opportunity like that. (On a different note, You may want to question motives when ever someone takes interest in you.) @dirtymachinist |
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Posted: 6/28/2021 10:44:56 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: @dirtymachinist ??? |
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Posted: 6/29/2021 5:45:53 AM EDT
[#39]
I'm no help here.....
Do have a hankering for BBQ though |
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Posted: 6/29/2021 5:51:06 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Sometimes a smile is just a smile. |
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Posted: 6/29/2021 5:52:42 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You should have immediately start masturbating while crying and rubbing down with peanut butter and marshmallow fluff  Is this before or after you see the flock of birds....
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Posted: 6/29/2021 5:53:48 AM EDT
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Fuck this place is weird.
I just hope 3/4 of it is fake bullshit. |
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Posted: 6/29/2021 5:58:29 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Because the chloroform soaked rag says it all for you? |
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Posted: 6/29/2021 6:33:01 AM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: rubbing down with peanut butter and marshmallow fluff Golf clap |
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Posted: 6/29/2021 6:36:21 AM EDT
[#45]
Dating is tiring and not worth the effort in the end
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Posted: 6/29/2021 6:36:29 AM EDT
[#46]
Asia Heat of the Moment playing in mini mart
me: "Haven't heard that in awhile." girl at counter: [snaps gum] "My dad likes that song" me: [thinking*]more like your grandpa[/thinking] |
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Posted: 6/29/2021 6:41:40 AM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Asia Heat of the Moment playing in mini mart me: "Haven't heard that in awhile." girl at counter: [snaps gum] "My dad likes that song" me: [thinking*]more like your grandpa[/thinking] |
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Posted: 6/29/2021 7:37:41 AM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Asia Heat of the Moment playing in mini mart me: "Haven't heard that in awhile." girl at counter: [snaps gum] "My dad likes that song" That's a solid "Not interested, creepy old dude!" response. |
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Posted: 6/29/2021 8:06:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sometimes a smile is just a smile. Exactly that. An american way of saying " I am a nice person" The second you turn away that smile is gone. |
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Posted: 6/29/2021 8:16:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dating is tiring and not worth the effort in the end MGTOW thread.
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