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Originally Posted By Blu3Ridge: Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains. View Quote Anybody whose primary identity, publicly, is their religion, is a fake attention seeker. Mormon, Christian, Jew, whatever… just attention seekers. |
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Secretly, every normal man, wants to hoist the black flag and say “fuck it!”
Be it banging the SO’s hot friend, driving over 100, buying a bulldozer, or doing a barrel roll. - Skyking (probably) |
“Originally Posted By TaskForce:
On the internet you don't actually watch or read anything. You pick a side.” |
I learned two new phrases today.
"Punched lasagna" and "Elephant ears" There's a reason this is the best forum on earth. |
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Originally Posted By Blu3Ridge: Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Blu3Ridge: Originally Posted By Consigli: Not sure I believe she gave birth thru the baby hole. Probably always had meat curtains and now is blaming it on her kids. Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains. Not only that, but crazy, classless and skanky. Which in some ways, is even worse. Because meat curtains can be trimmed for a nominal fee. There’s no fixing the crazy. |
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GD- "It's kind of like wading through through slimy lake bed with your feet to find clams below the surface".
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No sex for six weeks? Pfffft.
Did she get a root canal too? |
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Bored, rich, White women “problems”
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I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Glock and thy AR15, they comfort me.
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For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood from His workmanship, so that men are without excuse.
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I love me some meat curtains! She should have left it alone.
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Political correctness is a devious weapon designed to silence those whose arguments cannot be refuted.
Embracing the "Progressive" American democratic party is akin to volunteering your time to erect the gallows you will one day swing from. |
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Sure.
This is the secret lives of actual Mormon women. |
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My house will look like a fucking pirate ship going off. There will be songs written about the number of dead on the front lawn just from smoke inhalation. ~CAsoldier
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Burn victims need ears ~
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I can't imagine. So OP better post pics.
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Originally Posted By akguy1985: So, she had lips like Lilly Valentine???? Yes, google her. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/128054/images_jpeg-3316162.JPG View Quote Attached File |
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Originally Posted By Romano316: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/487147/IMG_9436_jpeg-3316419.JPG View Quote You know you'd hit it I edited the picture for GD. Attached File |
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Discussing the results with her castmates, Jessi revealed that she couldn't have sex for 'four to six weeks' while she recovered from the painful procedure. View Quote Did she have oral surgery too? |
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Feminism has robbed women of the natural dignity and grace of their sex, and turned them into inferior men
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“I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable. Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.”
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It's never a 'big deal' until you have to pull the trigger.
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"I got this. We'll skip the dicks" DK-Prof 12/7/21
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I don’t like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
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Originally Posted By splitbolt: Wonder what that would sound like.....like.....like? View Quote The Billy laugh |
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I'd buy that for a dollar!
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Queef City.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the fairer sex
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Equality is not in the natural order of things, and the crusade to make everyone equal in every respect (except before the law) is certain to have disastrous consequences. - Murray Rothbard
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Great, now do Solo.
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The Old lingered, Memories of the beginning still persisted. The honored dead were still remembered in the homes of the living.
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"I got this. We'll skip the dicks" DK-Prof 12/7/21
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The absolute state of modern entertainment and journalism
I will admit that “designer pelt” is pretty funny though |
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That's enough internet for today.
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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Last time we were in St George, I saw a mid 20s girl grocery shopping with her 4 kids in tow.
My wife glanced over at me and said 'Remind me to do my kegels' |
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Cue Sam Kinnison and the bad grilled cheese sandwich bit.
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Avatar stolen from Ranger Up.
“ If you rat on the Parade of Hope, you'll be lucky to find your toenails. These guys are the roughest of all the charities.” |
There ain't nothing like some bat wings.
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Join the VCDL https://vcdl.org/
Power Corrupts, Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely Sic Semper Tyrannis |
Originally Posted By feetpiece: https://global.discourse-cdn.com/spiceworks/original/4X/6/c/7/6c757b010af164e7a59746fdb8f8e718f4cc1a87.gif View Quote Dumbass- you are supposed to peel the sandwich open. You’ll never get laid. |
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The most important thing to be learned from those who demand “Equity/Equality For All” is that all are not equal
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Looking back in front of me
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I’m not gonna touch their “Mormonism” claim.
The funny thing is this is the ultimate state of plastic surgery in Utah- it’s about STATUS- you have to be able to show it off to the other status seeking neighbors. Showing off your hoo-ha? That’s extreme even in my neighborhood. Maybe Utah County. |
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Diplomate, wikigoogle upstairs medical kindergarten
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Originally Posted By akguy1985: You know you'd hit it I edited the picture for GD. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/128054/lily_valentine_scoreland01_3_jpg-3316420.JPG View Quote Not a bad looking gal, I thought you were saying google the ‘before’ pictures |
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I don't know how big her lips were but she shoud try riding a bicycle with a ballsack and get back to us.
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It goes without saying, we have a lot of deviants here; Chubby Chasers, Foot Fetishists, Mate Swapping Swingers galore, Hedonistic sado-masochist Kink Kamp weirdoes and Fowl, eh 'em, enthusiasts.
But I never knew there was such a yearning for roast beef flaps? Are you guys just hungry bois, so starved for attention, that anything sounds good, or do you actually find meat curtains titillating in some inexplicable, extra perverted way? This is such a revelation, it deserves it’s own thread. |
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GD- "It's kind of like wading through through slimy lake bed with your feet to find clams below the surface".
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Originally Posted By akguy1985: You know you'd hit it I edited the picture for GD. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/128054/lily_valentine_scoreland01_3_jpg-3316420.JPG View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By akguy1985: Originally Posted By Romano316: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/487147/IMG_9436_jpeg-3316419.JPG You know you'd hit it I edited the picture for GD. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/128054/lily_valentine_scoreland01_3_jpg-3316420.JPG She looks like the exact person I imagine has plapps.. |
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By rtlm: Originally Posted By Phillbilly: What's the butthole look like? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/542569/thank_you-3286440.gif Wait till you hear about the piles high club fetish... |
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Originally Posted By akguy1985: LMAO https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/128054/images_jpeg-3316313.JPG View Quote |
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If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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Originally Posted By Low_Country: Anybody whose primary identity, publicly, is their religion, is a fake attention seeker. Mormon, Christian, Jew, whatever… just attention seekers. View Quote Sure, you could take that viewpoint, or hear me out... Someone claiming to be, and living as a follower of Christ first and foremost, may be what's needed more in this horribly broken world. Edit: Just taking what you said on its own by the way. |
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Sir (Username Redacted), charter member Knights of Wonder
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