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Posted: 1/3/2020 12:06:29 AM EDT


And I had to leave the room because I was at work, and I could just see myself reminding her “don’t neglect the underside” or something else along those lines..

Seriously, who could see a woman sucking on one of these and not picture how she gives head?
Link Posted: 1/3/2020 12:07:39 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/3/2020 12:08:12 AM EDT
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Smart man.  Your wise action likely saved your job.

Also, yeah...
Link Posted: 1/3/2020 12:09:14 AM EDT
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Popsicle girls on the gong show
Link Posted: 1/3/2020 12:09:26 AM EDT
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Pics of your dog not loading.
Link Posted: 1/3/2020 12:10:13 AM EDT
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ost to see where this goes.
Link Posted: 1/3/2020 12:11:34 AM EDT
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Pussy, that was an invitation.
Link Posted: 1/3/2020 12:12:57 AM EDT
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Or that was a trap. Could go either way.
Link Posted: 1/3/2020 12:15:38 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/3/2020 12:29:45 AM EDT
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My wife would have the whole thing in her mouth....
Link Posted: 1/3/2020 12:31:24 AM EDT
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Picts?
Link Posted: 1/3/2020 12:40:00 AM EDT
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I thought it was, but I’m spoken for. And my GF keeps me satisfied to the point where her Fitbit after sex asks her if she was just on the elliptical..
Link Posted: 1/3/2020 8:53:46 AM EDT
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If there was any eye contact,.........It is definitely a trap!  Run!
Link Posted: 1/3/2020 9:00:19 AM EDT
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OP dodged having to go eat at the soup kitchen. He’d have been reported to HR, had the best BJ ever, or made a pickle surprize. Either way, it’s safer to date yourself than to take those kinda risks.
Link Posted: 1/3/2020 9:04:09 AM EDT
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My wife does it all the time, she's a great mouth worker...unfortunately since she is my wife and wives don't do that I don't have first-hand knowledge.
Link Posted: 1/3/2020 9:33:06 AM EDT
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Its hard to keep your mouth shut when you see something like that
Link Posted: 1/3/2020 9:34:31 AM EDT
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I wish my dick was that big...
Link Posted: 1/3/2020 9:35:09 AM EDT
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Dude, they're like 3 inches long...

Are you Asian by any chance?
Link Posted: 1/3/2020 9:40:29 AM EDT
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Wives do that all the time...just not for their husbands
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He might’ve been swimming in cold water.
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That's exactly what came into mind.   Wow. Much jailbait. Extra entrapment.

Link Posted: 1/3/2020 10:09:38 AM EDT
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women who like diamonds put in the training
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Pussy, that was an invitation.
Or that was a trap. Could go either way.
nothing ventured, nothing gained
Link Posted: 1/3/2020 10:31:58 AM EDT
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On a related note, after years of exhaustive research scientists have finally isolated the compound that totally destroys a woman's ability to give oral pleasure...................

Wedding cake.
Link Posted: 1/3/2020 10:34:14 AM EDT
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Yeah, but it's the 3 inches that count the most
Link Posted: 1/3/2020 11:02:21 AM EDT
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In before the Knights of Sir Donut Slapperass  show up to tell you that just thinking that makes you a masochist
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