Need a drum and a pole arm and a long grabber. Also better bring a lunch. This gonna take a while

Dinners, holsters and belts.

Great.  Now I’ll have strange snakey dreams tonight.

Nothing that about 5 POUNDS of Tannerite won't fix.... Snake-kabob, anyone?

So wtf is a realistic solution to something like this?

Eh, they're all cold and unable to move fast.  As long as you're not an idiot you can relocate them or kill them if you wanted to.

They killed all 36 of the them. This was last week local here.

Aw man!  Several Saiga 12g 20 rnd drums would have been so much fun at that moment.

Ho Lee Fuk

Case of 7 1/2 at the ready

Nope.

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My buddy has an underground snake collection, spittiers, vipers, etc. He pulled out his big ass rattler
and had it on the floor, and I mean to tell you, every hair on my body and endorphin knew Death was mere feet away. A while ago, people were doing the "place a cucumber by the cat and watch it jump routine", and scientists were trying to figure it all out with their know it all hullabaloo, but I know why cats are scared of cucumbers, because they resemble snakes and a cat isn't going to just "sit there", it will have the fight or flight mode kick in first. I had a ball python, Colossus, beauty she was, and my cat noticed her moving up under the couch seat next to me. She's all coiled up. Well, little kitty eventually forgot she was there, jumped up on the cushion and as soon as she landed on the cushion, remember snakey snake was underneath and that cat, I swear to God, flew sideways off in mid air and landed 10 feet away while doing acrobatics worthy of an Olympics Gymnastics team. Another instance was my other cat saw me pulling a spotted blanket under some other blankets and went ballistic, because cats know, genetically, that snake are not friends, and seldom are play toys. Side note: I was at a party and Colossus was wrapped around my neck, with her head perched up on my head. A dude who had raped my friend's sister showed up and she bit that dude in the back of the neck. To this day, I believe she picked up on his bad vibes, which is interesting, because later he was peeking in from the bathroom into a bedroom on some people gettin' it on. He broke the damn toilet, got kicked out, crashed and broke the fence to peek into the bedroom. And that was it. The entire fucking party emptied out and beat the living shit out of that fucker. I had my scanner on, as the police station was blocks away, on the same street, and of course the call came in. Everyone went inside, and the owner of the house threw his bike in the middle of the street and said, "Officers, that man tried to break into my house". They didn't say a word, simply loaded up ole broke shit busted up Danny Davis and his bike and hauled him away, never to be seen again.

Meh just a couple garter snakes

My cousins would've grabbed their tongs and Rubbermaid trash cans. That's a shitload of money at the roundup in Sweetwater.

Unless there is an over abundance of rodents in the area that needs dealt with, I would harvest the hides and backstraps of those snakes.  Some people sell the heads with fangs, and there are folks that use the ribs to make beaded jewelry.  I see money and some tasty eating after a bunch of work.

Dangernoodle spaghetti.

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They don't seem to be starving.

My Grandpa told me they were clearing a field in the South Pacific for a landing strip during WWII. He said they were cutting the grass down with a scythe and uncovered a nest of cobras. Being ten I said "what did you do Grandpa?" He said "we didn't mess around, we threw a grenade on them."

Belts for Christmas for EVERYONE!

Yep burn that mf down. Ring of Fire 20' around that shed.

Used to be local rattlesnake rodeos when I was a kid. They would milk the snakes and show them around  just like in the video. The were usually kept in a large holding cage with chicken wire on top and metal chairs around the cage so kids could step up and look down into the cage.

Would need a minigun belt fed with shotgun shells and don't let go of the trigger until it's empty.

fire

Meh, they just want to give you a little kiss.

Diesel bomb and a flamethrower to the front

There was an M2 flamethrower that came up for auction recently.  Probably went for $15K-20K.  I remember thinking holy shit that's a lot of cash for one.  After seeing that video I think it was a bargain!

Catch snek
Put in bag
Sell to stripper
Profit $$$

Cool!

I just showed my wife.she's shrieking still....

she no like snek

Don’t waste all those for the hell of it. Call someone who knows how to catch them all, then drive them to the boarder and toss them over on the caravan.

Pentecostal snake handling storage area

Legit question- wtf do you do?

Dump a bunch of 12g bird shot at them? Gas and matches or what?

It's missing a Gatling gun that fires Molotov cocktails.

I’m with you.
Not sure what the skins are worth but I’d find out quick before I did anything

Such cute little snakes!

I had this cabin fer years and never saw a single mouse!

Perfect example of why shotguns are not worthless and that everyone should own at least one.

Tannerite

Welcome to Texas!

That's why the Lord gave us the gift of Gasoline and matches...

That reminds me of the beach whale someone decided to remove with explosives.

I want to see the video of people running while snakes fall all around them.

I know about 25 years ago , rattlesnakes sold for 3 to 5 dollars a pound in sweetwater.

Looks like they knew the snakes were there.  Imagine finding that by accident.  IIRC one of the old Faces of Death videos had some guy who found a nest under the floor of his kitchen sink when he was working on the plumbing.