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Posted: 10/3/2019 10:15:23 PM EDT

On Amazon Prime.

Shit! I've got five terrorists going southeast on Baka Laka Daca Street!!

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:16:11 PM EDT

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On Amazon Prime.

Shit! I've got five terrorists going southeast on Baka Laka Daca Street!!

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Dirka dirka, jihad allah.

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:17:23 PM EDT

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I figured that movie would be stupid as hell.

Now I own it

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:19:17 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/3/2019 10:19:51 PM EDT

[#4]

Everyone has AIDS

AIDS
AIDS
AIDS
AIDS
AIDS!

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:19:59 PM EDT

[#5]

Fuck Yeah!

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:20:12 PM EDT

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Now I own it

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It is stupid as hell, but it's the right kind of stupid.

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:21:07 PM EDT

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If you get caught, you'll probably want to take your own life, you better have this.

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:21:48 PM EDT

[#8]

I will never die!

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:22:33 PM EDT

[#9]

Matt Damon.

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:22:37 PM EDT

[#10]

The theme song is my ringtone.

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:24:03 PM EDT

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Film Actors Guild.

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:24:27 PM EDT

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Should have been first post!

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:29:45 PM EDT

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If you get caught, you'll probably want to take your own life, you better have this.

https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-30-2015/TK7g3X.gif

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See, shit like that is not 'stupid,' it's brilliant.

As silly and ridiculous as the whole puppet thing was, and as retarded as the plot was;
1) Literally as 'good' as any 80s/90s action fluff movie that actually took itself seriously
2) Savage satire of both unpatriotic political correctness and ultra-patriotic stupidity, at the same time! And only a couple years after 9/11, right in the very thick of both!

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:33:56 PM EDT

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Matt Damon.

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There was somebody on here that told a story just a little bit ago about being in the Theatre seeing the Martian or some other recent Matt Damon movie. And when they did a silent long dramatic close up of him somebody in the theatre yelled out "matt damon" and the whole theatre erupted in laughter. God I hope that was true cause when I read that I laughed my ass off. Told a friend about it and he laughed his ass off too.

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:36:55 PM EDT

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It's the eye of the needle, Gary, and we both must pass through it.

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:37:59 PM EDT

[#16]

All you terrorists can SUCK ON MY BALLS!

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:39:32 PM EDT

[#17]

Do the signal!

Smart ass motherfucker

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:40:35 PM EDT

[#18]

Alright Gary, now suck my cock.

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:43:38 PM EDT

[#19]

Team America World Police

fyi:
Included with Cinemax on Amazon for $9.99/month after trial

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:45:15 PM EDT

[#20]

AMERICA F*#K YEAH! MUSIC VIDEO - Team America World Police THEME SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:48:59 PM EDT

[#21]

Hans, you're breaking my balls here, Hans. You're breaking my balls!

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:53:45 PM EDT

[#22]

I hurt people, I'm a dick. "Well, being a dick ain't so bad, see, there are three kinds of people, dicks, pussies, and assholes"----------

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:57:20 PM EDT

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www.amazon.com/dp/B000HZEPAEfyi:
Included with Cinemax on Amazon for $9.99/month after trial

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Forgot I had Cinemax. Sorry. Your breaking my balls here Hans.

Posted: 10/3/2019 10:59:08 PM EDT

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Hans, you're breaking my balls here, Hans. You're breaking my balls!

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Inspect that you butt fuckin piece of shit!!!

Posted: 10/3/2019 11:00:00 PM EDT

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I bought the DVD of that movie for one of my best friends for his birthday when it came out. Directors cut. We sat and watched it with both of our wives that night. Now, his wife is a super duper prude chick. Can't handle nudity in movies, can't handle violence. Well, I learned that night that she also can't handle marionettes sexually shitting on each other, either.

Posted: 10/3/2019 11:01:40 PM EDT

[#26]

You are dedicated!

Posted: 10/3/2019 11:03:14 PM EDT

[#27]

I'm so ronry

...

Posted: 10/3/2019 11:14:46 PM EDT

[#28]

Wasn't expecting much the first time I watched it, movie is hilarious.

Posted: 10/3/2019 11:18:33 PM EDT

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I bought the DVD of that movie for one of my best friends for his birthday when it came out. Directors cut. We sat and watched it with both of our wives that night. Now, his wife is a super duper prude chick. Can't handle nudity in movies, can't handle violence. Well, I learned that night that she also can't handle marionettes sexually shitting on each other, either.

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That sounds..............entertaining.

Posted: 10/4/2019 12:09:46 AM EDT

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I bought the DVD of that movie for one of my best friends for his birthday when it came out. Directors cut. We sat and watched it with both of our wives that night. Now, his wife is a super duper prude chick. Can't handle nudity in movies, can't handle violence. Well, I learned that night that she also can't handle marionettes sexually shitting on each other, either.

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They never show the Cleveland Steamer scene on TV.

Posted: 10/4/2019 12:14:49 AM EDT

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It is stupid as hell, but it's the right kind of stupid.

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I figured that movie would be stupid as hell.

Now I own it

It is stupid as hell, but it's the right kind of stupid.

This. Its so stupid, its great! Laugh my ass off everytime I watch it.

Posted: 10/4/2019 12:18:15 AM EDT

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I bought the DVD of that movie for one of my best friends for his birthday when it came out. Directors cut. We sat and watched it with both of our wives that night. Now, his wife is a super duper prude chick. Can't handle nudity in movies, can't handle violence. Well, I learned that night that she also can't handle marionettes sexually shitting on each other, either.

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I rost

Posted: 10/4/2019 12:21:15 AM EDT

[#33]

Will go down in history as the best National Geographic documentary evar.

Posted: 10/4/2019 12:26:14 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/4/2019 12:31:09 AM EDT

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I bought the DVD of that movie for one of my best friends for his birthday when it came out. Directors cut. We sat and watched it with both of our wives that night. Now, his wife is a super duper prude chick. Can't handle nudity in movies, can't handle violence. Well, I learned that night that she also can't handle marionettes sexually shitting on each other, either.

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That movie will definitely weed out the uptight folks who can't let go.

Posted: 10/4/2019 12:50:38 AM EDT

[#36]

This film sparked the biggest run on personalized dust covers in the history of dust covers and no one has mentioned it yet. What a surprise.

Posted: 10/4/2019 12:44:13 PM EDT

[#37]

And all I'm trying to say, is Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you------

Posted: 10/4/2019 12:56:49 PM EDT

[#38]

I guess you're with me, cockfag.

Posted: 10/4/2019 12:57:59 PM EDT

[#39]

It's everything Range 15 should have been...

Posted: 10/4/2019 1:00:47 PM EDT

[#40]

One of my absolute favorites.

My old boss's brother was the head animatronic guy for the movie. He said Trey and Matt were tough to work with but completely fucking bonkers, and half the stuff that didn't make it to the final film was 10x as funny.

Posted: 10/4/2019 1:03:47 PM EDT

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This is my favorite scene in the movie:

Spottswoode: Gary, if for some reason your cover is blown, and the terrorists take you prisoner, well, you'll probably want to take your own life. Here, you'd better have this.

[hands Gary a hammer]

I also went as Gary the Terrorist for Halloween a few years ago. Fuckin NAILED that costume.

Posted: 10/4/2019 1:05:37 PM EDT

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See, shit like that is not 'stupid,' it's brilliant.

As silly and ridiculous as the whole puppet thing was, and as retarded as the plot was;
1) Literally as 'good' as any 80s/90s action fluff movie that actually took itself seriously
2) Savage satire of both unpatriotic political correctness and ultra-patriotic stupidity, at the same time! And only a couple years after 9/11, right in the very thick of both!

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Get in the car.

Posted: 10/4/2019 1:16:29 PM EDT

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This film sparked the biggest run on personalized dust covers in the history of dust covers and no one has mentioned it yet. What a surprise.

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Surprise, cockfag!