The Official ARFCOM Porsche Thread (Page 1 of 153)
Posted: 4/1/2021 1:29:32 PM EDT
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The Porsche April Fools joke thread got me thinking for some reason... I don't think we've had a combined "Porsches of GD" type thread. So let's start one now! ETA: bolded the title for extra officialness.       
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Originally Posted By glocknick: @vetmotox Where’s the newest Porsche arfcommer at? Right here! 2012 Carrera S. 15k miles, 1 owner, all service records, like new! Attached File |
Like that's just your opinion man...
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof: That's a fantastic picture! Originally Posted By DK-Prof: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/20210314_150906-1865393.jpg That's a fantastic picture! Yeah, the Taycan tires are nuts: 265 35 21 on the front 305 30 21 on the rear   |
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Yeah, the Taycan tires are nuts: 265 35 21 on the front 305 30 21 on the rear https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/20201029_173725-1659885.jpg Yeah, those are wiiiiiide tires. I think Mellow Yellow came with 305s on the rear as well. |
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Yeah, the Taycan tires are nuts: 265 35 21 on the front 305 30 21 on the rear https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/20201029_173725-1659885.jpg Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By DK-Prof: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/20210314_150906-1865393.jpg That's a fantastic picture! Yeah, the Taycan tires are nuts: 265 35 21 on the front 305 30 21 on the rear https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/20201029_173725-1659885.jpg THICC |
Originally Posted By GataGunner:
I'm stacked pretty deep in 22 too, but I'm like a dragon and want to accumulate more of what other people covet.
I'm stacked pretty deep in 22 too, but I'm like a dragon and want to accumulate more of what other people covet.
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Yeah, the Taycan tires are nuts: 265 35 21 on the front 305 30 21 on the rear https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/20201029_173725-1659885.jpg Thats a fat ass. 
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I'll get one in a couple days when I take it for a drive this weekend. 1978 911 SC Air Cooled master race. |
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OK, for you Porsche schmot guys Macan or Cayenne? My budget is 55k. I'm looking at 2016-18ish, under 50k miles if possible (but will go higher if the maintenance has been done). Size of the SUV doesn't matter. I have talked to mechanics who shit on the Macan as far as reliability compared to the Cayenne, but it's a lot sportier and much easier to get a Turbo in my price range. |
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Originally Posted By glocknick: Those guys are better Porsche guys than the ones that don’t drive them at all. Originally Posted By glocknick: Originally Posted By WS4LIF: If you store your Porsche outside you can't post. Those guys are better Porsche guys than the ones that don’t drive them at all. Wait, what? Mine is just now getting the rubber polished off from the last track day and is currently covered in pollen.
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You are a 'nole??? |
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Originally Posted By Alex_F: OK, for you Porsche schmot guys Macan or Cayenne? My budget is 55k. I'm looking at 2016-18ish, under 50k miles if possible (but will go higher if the maintenance has been done). Size of the SUV doesn't matter. I have talked to mechanics who shit on the Macan as far as reliability compared to the Cayenne, but it's a lot sportier and much easier to get a Turbo in my price range. Cayenne all day long, mid engine goodness and a comfortable car. Warning if you're over 6ft 2in it will be a tight fit, go drive a couple. |
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Originally Posted By ErikJ1: You are a 'nole??? Originally Posted By ErikJ1: You are a 'nole??? My wife is. Was in the Chiefs all four years. |
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Originally Posted By zukguy: Cayenne all day long, mid engine goodness and a comfortable car. Warning if you're over 6ft 2in it will be a tight fit, go drive a couple. I haven't driven a Cayenne yet, I did drive a Macan S and was impressed. /edit Cayenne, not Cayman. |
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Originally Posted By zukguy: I'll get one in a couple days when I take it for a drive this weekend. 1978 911 SC Air Cooled master race. A man of taste |
Originally Posted By GataGunner:
I'm stacked pretty deep in 22 too, but I'm like a dragon and want to accumulate more of what other people covet.
I'm stacked pretty deep in 22 too, but I'm like a dragon and want to accumulate more of what other people covet.
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Originally Posted By Alex_F: OK, for you Porsche schmot guys Macan or Cayenne? My budget is 55k. I'm looking at 2016-18ish, under 50k miles if possible (but will go higher if the maintenance has been done). Size of the SUV doesn't matter. I have talked to mechanics who shit on the Macan as far as reliability compared to the Cayenne, but it's a lot sportier and much easier to get a Turbo in my price range. We've had both as loners. If you don't care about size... just go with the Macan, you can get more bang-for-you-buck performance wise. I'll likely replace my truck with a Cayenne Coupe at some point in the future (though, I am not completely writing off the Macan)... this will be the "practical/utility car" so I'll be shooting for the S / GTS range (vs Turbo, lol). Or maybe I'll get the hybrid to extra piss off @whiskersthecat J/K the loner we had was the hybrid... that thing puts down "S" performance numbers, I'd feel no shame driving one at all. |
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Originally Posted By RandomGuy1911A1: Shitty 718 picture https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/232454/20210313_152959-1864758.jpg We need a photo course for ARFCOM I think.
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GD gonna hate this but anyway: Attached File Damn rotate bullshit! |
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: We need a photo course for ARFCOM I think. Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By RandomGuy1911A1: Shitty 718 picture https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/232454/20210313_152959-1864758.jpg We need a photo course for ARFCOM I think. That was a shitty, quick picture. I've been dealing with having half my house gutted from the freeze bursting a pipe over my kitchen so my side yard hasn't been properly maintained and it's a little embarrassing to take a pic of the car in pathetic surroundings. |
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Originally Posted By RandomGuy1911A1: That was a shitty, quick picture. I've been dealing with having half my house gutted from the freeze bursting a pipe over my kitchen so my side yard hasn't been properly maintained and it's a little embarrassing to take a pic of the car in pathetic surroundings. Originally Posted By RandomGuy1911A1: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By RandomGuy1911A1: Shitty 718 picture https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/232454/20210313_152959-1864758.jpg We need a photo course for ARFCOM I think. That was a shitty, quick picture. I've been dealing with having half my house gutted from the freeze bursting a pipe over my kitchen so my side yard hasn't been properly maintained and it's a little embarrassing to take a pic of the car in pathetic surroundings. Nah, that makes sense. Good luck with your house! |
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Originally Posted By CUJ0: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/309803/7CE80592-AED9-442E-9FDF-2E1FC1CC678C_jpe-1888846.JPG That is sexy. |
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