But it's also 7-minutes+ per day that these folk are not on a street corner trying to earn $20
Them dicks don't suck themsleves

True but it’s not helping my blood pressure

Donald Duck as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket

THIS. IS. FUCKEN. INCREDIBLE. pic.twitter.com/voj2asJPnF

— Teddy #@%$'n Bear (@Teddybearisms_) December 20, 2019

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M1A

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How does one download a video from twatter while on a cell phone?

I don't know how to save videos off Twitter.  To view it just click the link in blue.

Was there ever a confirmation that is not, or is, the beast?

English is the best language, because we can take any word that we like, alter it not a whit, and it's English now.

A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there is a robot bartender.
The robot says,
“What will you have?”
The guy replies, “Whiskey.”
The robot brings back his drink and asks,
“What’s your IQ?”
The guy say, “168.”
The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.
The robot asks,
“What’s your drink?”
The guy answers,
“Whiskey.”
The robot returns with his drink and asks,
“What’s your IQ?”
The man replies,
“100.”
The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, the Lions, and LSU.
The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his “experiment” that he decides to try again.
He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he want to drink.
The man replies,
“Whiskey.”
The robot brings the drink and asks,
“What’s your IQ?”
The man answers,
“35”.
The robot leans in real close and asks,
“So . . . Do you folks really think you’re going to impeach Donald Trump?”

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It's gone, what did I miss?

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A montage of DU post screencaps bragging about DJT was impeached and therefore no longer the president.  You know... unclear on the concept.

It was a collection of idiots on Twitter celebrating Trump impeachment and removal from the White House a couple days ago.

I hope at some point someone pointed out that the impeachment is the liberal version of Republican Kabuki Theatre and is going exactly nowhere.

I just love it when idiot's heads explode.

MASS SHOOTING TONIGHT -- Thirteen people gunned down at a memorial for ANOTHER shooting victim. Why isn't this wall-to-wall news?? Oh wait, it happened in gun-control-paradise Chicago, and was committed by gang members.(metro.co.uk)

Can one of the meme masters make one with Nancy Pelosi handing out Blue Balls to dems for Christmas?

So what did J.K. Rowling do?

She had a semi-lucid moment.

She tweeted in support of a woman who was sacked for saying there were two sexes.

She pointed out that, biologically, there's men and there's women, and that's that.

Damn Waterglass.....yer stretchin my bandwidth

Which NFL team did she play for?

Eddie Zipperer‏Verified account @EddieZipperer Dec 20

Upon learning that Trump is shooting up in the polls, Alisyn Camerota asks, "Do we have any sense of why?" Gee, I wonder what it could be, Alisyn.

https://twitter.com/EddieZipperer/status/1208005705204162560/video/1
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Gilmore Tuttle‏ @BulldogsTuttle
I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

Lying dems lying about sending the articles of impeachment over the same way the repubs did in the klinton impeachment. Read the last paragraph.



Can we say Hypocrite?

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Fake news from wapo calling the magazine christian today "influential".


Andra Marquardt
I’m so disappointed that my pastor preached on the birth of Jesus and how he came to die for all our sins, instead of an internet magazine article written by someone I never even heard of. I’m going to write a scathing email to my pastor now.


San Francisco spent $94 million — or about $257,534 a day this year — trying to keep the city clean. Has it worked?https://t.co/a2T3yPZ1qw

— San Francisco Chronicle (@sfchronicle) December 22, 2019

Memes for the meme thread! LULZ for the LULZ throne!

https://www.axios.com/pete-buttigieg-financing-fundraising-email-2b0014b7-a8a8-4421-a18b-b2931f50a1d5.html

Scoop: Buttigieg fundraiser dangles influence for cash

In a recent email exchange with a wealthy prospective donor, a top fundraiser for Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg made an offer that was unusually blunt — even by modern pay-to-play standards.

What they're saying: "If you want to get on the campaign's radar now before he is flooded with donations after winning Iowa and New Hampshire, you can use the link below for donations," the fundraiser, H.K. Park, wrote in an email to the donor, which was reviewed by Axios.

The Buttigieg campaign lists Park on its website as one of its top fundraisers — those who have raised at least $25,000 for the campaign.

Why it matters: Brendan Fischer at the campaign finance watchdog the Campaign Legal Center said the Buttigieg fundraiser's pitch "is an example of a campaign offering potential donors an opportunity to buy influence."

"It's rare that the public has an opportunity to see it in writing," Fischer added, "but this is not the only campaign that's offering big donors the opportunity to get on the radar of the candidate in exchange for large contributions."

The revelation comes days after Democratic presidential rival Elizabeth Warren went after Buttigieg for raising money from billionaires in a "wine cave."

The prospective donor was also disturbed by the solicitation. "It's very telling and concerning that one of the campaign's major bundlers would talk like that," said the donor, who asked not to be named.

"What would this suggest about the way he's going to interact with Silicon Valley if the implication is pay-for-play?"

"If that's the way he's operating," the donor added, "it's in the public interest for people to know what's being said."

Sean Savett, a Buttigieg campaign spokesperson responded: "The campaign did not see or authorize the language in this email. But it is ridiculous to interpret it as anything more than asking potential supporters who may be interested in Pete to join our campaign before caucusing and voting begins."

"We are proud to have more than 700,000 donors who have already donated to our campaign, and the only promise any donor will ever get from Pete is that he will use their donations to defeat Donald Trump."

The big picture: Buttigieg's fundraising tactics have emerged as a major issue in the 2020 Democratic primary. Left-wing rivals of the South Bend mayor, Warren and Bernie Sanders, have refused to attend private fundraisers with wealthy donors and have said Buttigieg's style of fundraising breeds corruption.

Buttigieg, who leads the Democratic field in recent polls of Iowa and New Hampshire, hit back against these charges in a tense portion of Thursday night's debate.

He said it would be self-defeating to turn away donations while engaged in "the fight of our lives" against President Trump, and he pointed out how Warren, in her senatorial career, had accepted money from similar donors.

His argument: Private fundraisers didn't corrupt her, and they aren't corrupting him.

Buttigieg has insisted that raising money from wealthy donors does not and could not corrupt his campaign.

But the donor who received the Buttigieg fundraiser's email felt differently. "He's running on an image that may not be his reality."

The backstory: H.K. Park works for the global business consultancy The Cohen Group, headquartered in Washington, D.C.

Campaigns refer to people like Park as "bundlers." They bundle together donations from rich friends and colleagues and are among the highest value assets to traditional campaigns. Sanders and Warren have pledged not to raise money this way.

The Cohen Group's chairman and CEO is William Cohen, a former U.S. senator and secretary of defense. Trump's former Secretary of Defense Jim Mattis is a senior counselor for the group.

Under criticism for holding closed-door fundraising events, Buttigieg recently agreed to disclose the names of his campaign's fundraisers and to open events to the media.

However, an internal campaign fundraising report obtained by Politico revealed that Buttigieg's campaign omitted more than 20 major fundraisers from its list, including the names of "uberwealthy supporters" such as Boston power broker Jack Connors Jr. and hedge fund investor John Petry.

The Buttigieg campaign told Politico that the error took place when updating their list of bundlers: "In creating this updated list, we went through to recalculate totals from the earlier list to make sure we were being accurate," Buttigieg's spokesperson Chris Meagher said in a statement to Politico.

During that process, some names that were previously included on a list to donors were "inadvertently" withheld from the disclosure to the public.

By the numbers: Buttigieg's campaign has raised more than $50 million, according to data released by the Federal Election Commission on Dec. 16.

Roughly $27 million of that (or 52%), was raised through large-dollar contributions, per OpenSecrets. By comparison, Sanders and Warren raised around 25% and 30% of their totals, respectively, from large-dollar contributions — defined as anything over $200.

Buttigieg is especially popular in Silicon Valley, with employees of Google, Facebook, Apple and Amazon among his biggest contributors, per OpenSecrets.

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg says he's advised Buttigieg on staff hires but has stopped short of an endorsement.

Silicon Valley's richest families are also raising money for Buttigieg, per Recode, including Netflix CEO Reed Hastings, the wife of Google co-founder Sergey Brin, the wife of former Google CEO Eric Schmidt, and the sister of Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg.

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lol Thanks!

The letters on the stage were "life-size"? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? If we couldn't have guessed that article was written by an idiot they proved it right there.

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MCGA!

I laughed

¿quid pro quo?

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Merry Christmas, folks.