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Posted: 5/4/2024 11:34:19 AM EDT
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The sex life of Kim Jong Un: Virgins hand-picked for his 'pleasure squad', a train packed with strippers, 'porn star' ex-girlfriend and staff meetings with dancers providing sexual services Teens are plucked from classrooms if they are 'tall, beautiful, and virgins' The 'Squad' is taught to 'serve Kim, give him massages and please him sexually' A singer who was 'executed by firing squad' in 2013 was seen with Kim in April |
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Proud and grateful Tennessee Squire
flgfish: "Low mileage cars piss me off. You saving your girlfriend for the next guy? Drive the car and enjoy it. A 911 is damn near bulletproof." |
Does he shower with his grand daughter and sniff random kids ? The USA can not judge anyone else.
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RIP Jeff Reed. Tennessee Squire, Ga. Carry member, NRA,Non-puking 72 ounce drinker 2 of 6 Norcal call sign, Forgotten.
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....it's basically what i do every weekend: virgins hand-picked for his 'pleasure squad', a train packed with strippers.
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"I keep hearing 'must have a dialogue,' but I keep being told to shut up when I speak." -Sand_Pirate
“I’m starting to think the Internet was a terrible mistake.” -Subnet |
This is pretty well known, I think there's an actual military unit devoted to it.
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Originally Posted By p3590:
You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once. A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe. With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map |
Poking internet kooks with pointy sticks since '81
FL, USA
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Repeal the 17th Amendment. Restore the Republic!
A right should restrict the government, not obligate it! |
Jesus, I would never execute any member of my pleasure squad. What a monster.
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Texas beanful chili ambassador
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Pleasure Squad would make a cool porno name.
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Poking internet kooks with pointy sticks since '81
FL, USA
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Repeal the 17th Amendment. Restore the Republic!
A right should restrict the government, not obligate it! |
Originally Posted By Dr_Dickie: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/05/03/14/84413167-13379225-image-a-15_1714741681240.jpg If that is the best of the best, no wonder they are a hermit nation. View Quote 1,7,6….. 9, shit they all look alike except for Mr Dictator. |
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Originally Posted By p3590:
You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once. A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe. With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map |
Kim has a Pleasure Squad and all I have is a Pleasure Journal.
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18,000
HOLD FAST |
His fat ass crushes those poor girls.
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Dudes probably hung like a hillshire farms lit'l smokie!
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Suck it blankskins, your pink flesh is an invite to hot burning metal rape - RustedAce
I <3 Essex Girls! |
Suck it blankskins, your pink flesh is an invite to hot burning metal rape - RustedAce
I <3 Essex Girls! |
Do they get special pleasure squad jumped wings to wear on their uniforms? I can only imagine what they would look like.
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Feminism has robbed women of the natural dignity and grace of their sex, and turned them into inferior men
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Proud and grateful Tennessee Squire
flgfish: "Low mileage cars piss me off. You saving your girlfriend for the next guy? Drive the car and enjoy it. A 911 is damn near bulletproof." |
Proud and grateful Tennessee Squire
flgfish: "Low mileage cars piss me off. You saving your girlfriend for the next guy? Drive the car and enjoy it. A 911 is damn near bulletproof." |
It's a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack
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Nice guy. I'm sure North Korea is the perfect place for him to flourish.
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"I guess you already know that there are angels masquerading as people walking around this planet and your mom was the bravest one of those." - Idgie Threadgoode, Fried Green Tomatoes
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Originally Posted By p3590:
You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once. A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe. With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map |
Is it possible to learn this power ?
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It's good to be the king.
It's Good to be the King / Mel Brooks / History of the World 1981 Woof! ETA: DAMMIT! BEAT like Lil Kim's virgins! |
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The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. ~Thomas Jefferson~
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It's good to be king.
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Originally Posted By Dr_Dickie: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/05/03/14/84413167-13379225-image-a-15_1714741681240.jpg If that is the best of the best, no wonder they are a hermit nation. View Quote Kim needs to fly in a pleasure squad, because I'd need to be blind if that's his options. |
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Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/eg1ucnv1Dqk/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEhCK4FEIIDSFryq4qpAxMIARUAAAAAGAElAADIQj0AgKJD&rs=AOn4CLDOi0eUHmImsscn3hsemAiNjIdi3A View Quote Third post nails it. |
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Originally Posted By p3590:
You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once. A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe. With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map |
Originally Posted By Dr_Dickie: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/05/03/14/84413167-13379225-image-a-15_1714741681240.jpg If that is the best of the best, no wonder they are a hermit nation. View Quote Yeah, but the happy ending is only $5.. |
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- jokes about launching Mexican kids into space are probably over the line -
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I mean I would rather have open discussions with our enemies than not talk at all. Of all the things to shit on Trump for, opening up a dialog with a nutbar with nukes seems like a good idea. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By jackthom8: I mean I would rather have open discussions with our enemies than not talk at all. Of all the things to shit on Trump for, opening up a dialog with a nutbar with nukes seems like a good idea. True. Dialogue is often better than war and, as a result of said dialogue, the dude was quiet for 4 years. Funny how dialogue with dangerous dictators is perfectly fine when democrats do it. |
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The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. ~Thomas Jefferson~
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Browning Hi-Power, the side arm of the free world
AZ, USA
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1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual
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Originally Posted By Jackslack: https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgflip.com%2F1p6vyp.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=24220b308b2761166648078b9d7598fc4065352ba8cfd3b674a049b4b1df19b9&ipo=images View Quote Kinda funny that so many of us thought of the same thing! |
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The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. ~Thomas Jefferson~
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You won't be able to get ready. You have to be ready.
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Originally Posted By NavyDoc1: True. Dialogue is often better than war and, as a result of said dialogue, the dude was quiet for 4 years. Funny how dialogue with dangerous dictators is perfectly fine when democrats do it. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By NavyDoc1: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By jackthom8: I mean I would rather have open discussions with our enemies than not talk at all. Of all the things to shit on Trump for, opening up a dialog with a nutbar with nukes seems like a good idea. True. Dialogue is often better than war and, as a result of said dialogue, the dude was quiet for 4 years. Funny how dialogue with dangerous dictators is perfectly fine when democrats do it. Well that retard also left out Trump parked 3 carriers next to his shithole right around the same time he said "want to talk?" |
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Originally Posted By p3590:
You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once. A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe. With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map |
Poor girls.
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Originally Posted By Dagger41: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/279984/GMrbvdqWsAAzuGN_jpg-3205199.JPG View Quote |
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"Some people have issues. Sounds like he signed up for an entire subscription." ~Brohawk
Proud member of Team Ranstad. Arfcom St Jude Mafia 3 years Arfcom callsign: trenchfoot |
Face it.
The guy's a pussy magnet. |
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Originally Posted By SuperHeavy: Kim needs to fly in a pleasure squad, because I'd need to be blind if that's his options. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By SuperHeavy: Originally Posted By Dr_Dickie: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/05/03/14/84413167-13379225-image-a-15_1714741681240.jpg If that is the best of the best, no wonder they are a hermit nation. Kim needs to fly in a pleasure squad, because I'd need to be blind if that's his options. You know them women probably dont groom themselves like western women do..... Probably snatch them control brief panties down on one and it looks like full grown soft touch holly shrub growing down there! |
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Suck it blankskins, your pink flesh is an invite to hot burning metal rape - RustedAce
I <3 Essex Girls! |
친애하는 즐거움 일기장…
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lol.
Virgins are highly overrated. There I said it. everyone has their thing though I guess. Death by snu snu is way better when they're trying to take your essence on their own accord. He should make it a free market system. He'd get way better talent. If you're going to have a pleasure squad, it needs to be world class whores. Ones that put cigarettes out on your chest and try to break your dick off. Cramp your toes cause their curling past range of motion type shit. |
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Originally Posted By Dr_Dickie: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/05/03/14/84413167-13379225-image-a-15_1714741681240.jpg If that is the best of the best, no wonder they are a hermit nation. View Quote I’m guessing that’s not his pleasure squad. Probably just a visit with a female Army unit. |
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"I keep hearing 'must have a dialogue,' but I keep being told to shut up when I speak." -Sand_Pirate
“I’m starting to think the Internet was a terrible mistake.” -Subnet |
Poking internet kooks with pointy sticks since '81
FL, USA
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Repeal the 17th Amendment. Restore the Republic!
A right should restrict the government, not obligate it! |
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Well that retard also left out Trump parked 3 carriers next to his shithole right around the same time he said "want to talk?" View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By NavyDoc1: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By jackthom8: I mean I would rather have open discussions with our enemies than not talk at all. Of all the things to shit on Trump for, opening up a dialog with a nutbar with nukes seems like a good idea. True. Dialogue is often better than war and, as a result of said dialogue, the dude was quiet for 4 years. Funny how dialogue with dangerous dictators is perfectly fine when democrats do it. Well that retard also left out Trump parked 3 carriers next to his shithole right around the same time he said "want to talk?" Yep. "Speak softly but carry a BIG stick." |
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The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. ~Thomas Jefferson~
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Kim is not a student of history. Were he, he would know that this never works. Not only does this not work here on the planet Earth, but it does not work in Muslim heaven either.
You see, whether you are provided 72 virgins as a reward for blowing yourself up along with innocent people, or you are the Dear Leader of a Hermit Kingdom, eventually you will tire of young virgins. And when you do, you will seek a middle-aged divorcee who is tired of living alone in a moderately priced home in a suburb. Thank you. The end. |
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Originally Posted By Dagger41: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/279984/GMrbvdqWsAAzuGN_jpg-3205199.JPG View Quote Ho Lee Shit |
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They swoon for Grorious Reader!
It’s because of his hairstyle. |
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Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke, and joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.
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