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Posted: 8/26/2024 10:09:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: CarmelBytheSea]
I AM AN AMERICAN SOLDIER | BE ALL YOU CAN BE | GOARMY


WHAT’S IN A NAME | BE ALL YOU CAN BE | GOARMY
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:11:44 PM EDT
[#1]
They were always shit

"Good morning First Sergeant"

Fkn hated that one
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:14:43 PM EDT
[#2]
Be All You Can Be again?

I did more before 9am than most people did all day.
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:16:30 PM EDT
[#3]
The soldiers creed is gay and always has been
It was created by a focus group in 2003.

The problem with the Army is it is always reinventing itself.
The USMC actually has history and self respect and honors its traditions.
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:16:46 PM EDT
[#4]
These new Army commercials are terrible


Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:17:05 PM EDT
[#5]
Phewww.  Any more than one white guy in the video and we know war is on the menu.
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:17:38 PM EDT
[#6]
We did more nothing by 9 am than most people didn't do all day.
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:17:40 PM EDT
[#7]
What'll it be like if Kamala wins?
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:18:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: RockSix] [#8]
I was a professional Soldier, not some retarded animal skin wearing “warrior” I hate that term.
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:19:27 PM EDT
[#9]
Be all the unit will let you be if they get a slot for schools.
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:21:17 PM EDT
[#10]
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Originally Posted By Castillo:
The soldiers creed is gay and always has been
It was created by a focus group in 2003.

The problem with the Army is it is always reinventing itself.
The USMC actually has history and self respect and honors its traditions.
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No it doesn’t samie same…. Uniform….. blah blah blah
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:21:25 PM EDT
[#11]
"Stripes" was the only good Army commercial.

They even made fun of Army commercials.

Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:22:08 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Stump70:
Be All You Can Be again?

I did more before 9am than most people did all day.
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THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS - Be All You Can Be
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:22:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By kpoesq369:
We did more nothing by 9 am than most people didn't do all day.
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And didn’t go home until 0001
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:22:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By razorbackM1A:
What'll it be like if Kamala wins?
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Chinese cannon fodder.

Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:22:37 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By kpoesq369:
We did more nothing by 9 am than most people didn't do all day.
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lol that’s awesome
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:23:40 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Castillo:


lol that’s awesome
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Originally Posted By Castillo:
Originally Posted By kpoesq369:
We did more nothing by 9 am than most people didn't do all day.


lol that’s awesome


You were obviously never a SP4.

Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:26:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Hesperus] [#17]
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Originally Posted By razorbackM1A:
What'll it be like if Kamala wins?
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You will be bogged down in an occupation of Russia. Your immune system compromised by hundreds of vaccines and bioweapons. Fighting under the banner of Molech or some other evil eldritch entity while transgender lunatics consume the organs of your family in arcane rituals.

Your commanding officers will all be serial killer millionaire and billionaire campaign donors. Blitzed out of their minds on industrial quantities of cocaine.

And you will have no possible hope of ever winning any kind of armed conflict ever again. For the rest of recorded time.

You know, not all that long ago this would have sounded like the most crude propaganda pumped out by a third world dictatorship. But with this administration I really don't know...
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:28:51 PM EDT
[#18]
And as usual focuses on a female, black dude, and a not a white guy. Great way to get those rural white boys to want to join.
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:29:12 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By razorbackM1A:
What'll it be like if Kamala wins?
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She is in office now.
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:31:23 PM EDT
[#20]
I don't see that motivating anyone. Terrible commercial
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:31:25 PM EDT
[#21]
Family Guy - Peter Doesn't Fit in the Army
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:33:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Hesperus:


You will be bogged down in an occupation of Russia. Your immune system compromised by hundreds of vaccines and bioweapons. Fighting under the banner of Molech or some other evil eldritch entity while transgender lunatics consume the organs of your family in arcane rituals.

Your commanding officers will all be serial killer millionaire and billionaire campaign donors. Blitzed out of their minds on industrial quantities of cocaine.

And you will have no possible hope of ever winning any kind of armed conflict ever again. For the rest of recorded time.

You know, not all that long ago this would have sounded like the most crude propaganda pumped out by a third world dictatorship. But with this administration I really don't know...
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So basically Warhammer 40K grimdark.
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:36:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Hesperus] [#23]
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Originally Posted By DG_NorthTX:

So basically Warhammer 40K grimdark.
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Yes. Life as an Imperial Guard soldier. Whoes commanding officers are entirely made up of Slaanesh worshipers and Tyrannid genestealers.

Warhammer 40k Factions if they were Explained by Alex Jones
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:38:53 PM EDT
[#24]
It's slightly better than the Heather has two moms and runs a patriot battery cartoon  from a few years ago
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:43:15 PM EDT
[#25]
Kubrick’s Full Metal Jacket was the greatest recruiting film ever produced.
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:44:36 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
It's slightly better than the Heather has two moms and runs a patriot battery cartoon  from a few years ago
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They also got memed for this marketing pic which was up for a while. guy is obviously not the real dad
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Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:47:47 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
It's slightly better than the Heather has two moms and runs a patriot battery cartoon  from a few years ago
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That was a good one.
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:56:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: ArmyInfantryVet] [#28]
Man, ww2 and korean vets were probably saying my generation "Be all you can be" and "Army of One" commercials were dumb as shit too.


Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:58:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By FMJ0311:
Kubrick’s Full Metal Jacket was the greatest recruiting film ever produced.
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Top Gun.
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 10:59:13 PM EDT
[#30]
It's still woke bullshit.
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 11:00:33 PM EDT
[#31]
China, Iran and Russia are all laughing at us.
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 11:01:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By FMJ0311:
Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket was the greatest recruiting film ever produced.
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Lol. I imagine it was.
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 11:08:13 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ArmyInfantryVet:
Man, ww2 and korean vets were probably saying my generation "Be all you can be" and "Army of One" commercials were dumb as shit too.


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To be fair, most of their recruitment involved "go to war or go to prison."

I think the history is a little too clear now, fight for communism to take over half the world, or fight against the communism your dad fought for, or fight so someone else can make a bunch of money and federal power, or lets spread sodomy on a global scale.

The best part of that commercial is showing how shitty the future is for young people, "We fucked you, you future is shit without joining up.  Instead of educating you with your parents tax dollars, we imported a bunch of H1-Bisas, now you get to deliver mail in the rain, or...you could join up." lol
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 11:10:23 PM EDT
[#34]
women, blacks, racially ambiguous, more women, more blacks

Whats the problem???

This commercial checks all the boxes
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 11:20:38 PM EDT
[#35]
We need more wholesome propaganda like this;

Community Does G.I. Joe | Community
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 11:26:15 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 56xdx_Z:

They also got memed for this marketing pic which was up for a while. guy is obviously not the real dad
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/586072/army_png-3305822.JPG
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IDK, seems accurate

Link Posted: 8/26/2024 11:30:42 PM EDT
[#37]
Oh hail oh hail oh infantry…

Queen of battle follow me…

The good old days…
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 11:45:59 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
It's slightly better than the Heather has two moms and runs a patriot battery cartoon  from a few years ago
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A recession is about the only thing that will save recruiting after 2026

Will be a bump in 2025 due to 2007 year birth rates but 2009 recession was the start of cratering birth rates into 2023 especially if not including the 250,000-375,000 annual births to illegals
Link Posted: 8/26/2024 11:51:29 PM EDT
[#39]
I am a combat deployed 11B. I went to RASP and served in the 101st.  I don't even tell me people I served in the military, much less the Army.  I am straight embarrassed of what it has become.  It's a giant social experiment.  I served out of respect for the men who went before me and died in the great wars.  Not for this modern Army.  it's terrible.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 12:26:21 AM EDT
[#40]
I thought this was going to be about this:

"When you find yourself in a box that can no longer contain you, find a bigger box."

I mean who is that shit supposed to appeal to? Maybe that's the point, it's not supposed to appeal to me.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 12:31:20 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Hesperus:


You will be bogged down in an occupation of Russia. Your immune system compromised by hundreds of vaccines and bioweapons. Fighting under the banner of Molech or some other evil eldritch entity while transgender lunatics consume the organs of your family in arcane rituals.

Your commanding officers will all be serial killer millionaire and billionaire campaign donors. Blitzed out of their minds on industrial quantities of cocaine.

And you will have no possible hope of ever winning any kind of armed conflict ever again. For the rest of recorded time.

You know, not all that long ago this would have sounded like the most crude propaganda pumped out by a third world dictatorship. But with this administration I really don't know...
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Link Posted: 8/27/2024 12:43:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: FreefallRet] [#42]
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Originally Posted By 56xdx_Z:

They also got memed for this marketing pic which was up for a while. guy is obviously not the real dad
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/586072/army_png-3305822.JPG
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It isn't far off the mark.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 12:48:40 AM EDT
[#43]
If it doesn't appeal to you, that's fine- you're probably not in the 18 to 23 yr old target audience.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 12:54:51 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Seabee_Mech:
IDK, seems accurate

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LOL for Rangers? Nah man. It's basically a high school wrestling team. Gay and retarded, but too proud to accept defeat.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 1:02:04 AM EDT
[#45]
Well it wasn’t utterly terrible but I didn’t see anything in that commercial that would inspire a young man to want to join, like an Abrams firing from a BP, or observing an Apache through NVGs firing rockets at night, or a Bn or more of airborne conducting DZ ops from C-17s.

No FA humping rounds, no ODAs kicking in doors, no machine gunners firing tracers or patriot crews tracking targets on radar.

Just some gal in the barracks missing home, people in the field, and a platoon sized element standing in some sort of formation reciting Army values in a hanger.

Yay.

Not sure what the communal horse trough in the field was all about either.  Surely we can provide pottable water that appeals more to people that didn’t grow up in the third world.  





Link Posted: 8/27/2024 1:26:36 AM EDT
[#46]
@33 seconds I will never leave a fallen comrade.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 1:29:42 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By USMCTanker:
Well it wasn’t utterly terrible but I didn’t see anything in that commercial that would inspire a young man to want to join, like an Abrams firing from a BP, or observing an Apache through NVGs firing rockets at night, or a Bn or more of airborne conducting DZ ops from C-17s.

No FA humping rounds, no ODAs kicking in doors, no machine gunners firing tracers or patriot crews tracking targets on radar.

Just some gal in the barracks missing home, people in the field, and a platoon sized element standing in some sort of formation reciting Army values in a hanger.

Yay.

Not sure what the communal horse trough in the field was all about either.  Surely we can provide pottable water that appeals more to people that didn’t grow up in the third world.  





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Maybe I missed it but I saw no weapons at all. Guess the army thinks guns are icky
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 1:33:46 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By 56xdx_Z:

They also got memed for this marketing pic which was up for a while. guy is obviously not the real dad
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/586072/army_png-3305822.JPG
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Link Posted: 8/27/2024 1:36:16 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By 56xdx_Z:

They also got memed for this marketing pic which was up for a while. guy is obviously not the real dad
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/586072/army_png-3305822.JPG
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holy shit lol
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 1:37:53 AM EDT
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