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Posted: 5/19/2022 4:38:48 AM EDT

[#1]

"Last mag"

Posted: 5/19/2022 4:42:34 AM EDT

[#2]

Oh crap, my husbands home, but don't worry, we're swingers, and it doesn't have to be all boy girl, if you know what I mean.

Posted: 5/19/2022 4:54:48 AM EDT

[#3]

"HR needs to see you. Now."

Posted: 5/19/2022 5:02:39 AM EDT

[#4]

Your in-laws are nicer than my in-laws

Posted: 5/19/2022 5:15:47 AM EDT

[#5]

Growing up it was "I'm late", now those days are over I never want to hear "I do" again.

Posted: 5/19/2022 5:19:29 AM EDT

[#6]

Another one where not one word is said, coming home from work and one of your kids is sitting there while your wife is giving you that look and you know your evening just changed to a shit conversation.

Posted: 5/19/2022 5:23:48 AM EDT

[#7]

Lawyer up.

Posted: 5/19/2022 6:19:45 AM EDT

[#8]

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I do some roadside assistance as a side gig. Couple weeks ago I got a jump start call. Pull up to the location, customer is a 50ish year old lady , not unattractive,, but probably spent too much time in the sun when she was young. She already had the hood up, so I get out with my lithium ion jump start box , about the size of a video cassette. She took one look at it and said " Wow, yours is even smaller than the last guys"

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Did you run back to your truck whimpering?

Posted: 5/19/2022 6:34:08 AM EDT

[#9]

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Growing up it was "I'm late", now those days are over I never want to hear "I do" again.

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This x1000

Posted: 5/19/2022 6:36:07 AM EDT

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Posted: 5/19/2022 6:59:06 AM EDT

[#11]

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"It's not you, it's me"?

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thats not so bad.

"youre damned right its you, you crazy asshole"

Posted: 5/19/2022 7:21:05 AM EDT

[#12]

"Those meds? I take those everyday to control my emotional issues, I didn't tell you I was BPD/Bi Polar???"

Posted: 5/19/2022 7:32:23 AM EDT

[#13]

I broke your new fishing pole.

I wanted to cut the grass and hit a something on your lawnmower now it shakes real bad.

I borrowed your truck to help the neighbor. While backing up I heard something go crunch. Then it smelled like something was burning. I tried to drive away but it wouldn't move. You need to come look at it.

I sold one of your extra ARs, you know the one that the safety goes all around. Not the one that clicks on and off. Just the one you keep saying is bad.

Posted: 5/19/2022 8:04:19 AM EDT

[#14]

Who the heck was that?

What the nurse said as she came back in the examination room just after my prostate exam.

-P

Posted: 5/19/2022 8:27:53 AM EDT

[#15]

From my ex; “I have a question.” Sometimes innocent and sometimes loaded but I never knew what was coming next. Cringe when I hear that to this day. ??

Posted: 5/19/2022 8:34:32 AM EDT

[#16]

“Dad, your car is making a funny noise.” After I just drove it and it was fine.

Posted: 5/19/2022 8:41:40 AM EDT

[#17]

“You should know.”

Which always means you have no idea, yet are responsible for knowing.

Posted: 5/19/2022 8:44:29 AM EDT

[#18]

"its not you, its me"

Posted: 5/19/2022 8:45:03 AM EDT

[#19]

Only funny if you take it out of context.

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