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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:33:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:37:31 PM EDT
[#1]
kcolg30 likes?
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:38:09 PM EDT
[#2]
"Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:38:15 PM EDT
[#3]
"And then I fit both of his nuts in my mouth"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:38:19 PM EDT
[#4]
He asked a simple question:
Have you ever had an orgasm so intense you passed out? It’s an pick-up old line from the 1970s. |
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:38:42 PM EDT
[#5]
Double tap
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:39:39 PM EDT
[#6]
I know you’re a dude. Your secret is safe with me.
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:40:21 PM EDT
[#7]
“Gimme a snack pack!”
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:40:30 PM EDT
[#8]
"Where's the ladies room?"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:41:20 PM EDT
[#9]
"Height doesn't matter."
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:41:24 PM EDT
[#10]
Damn, he drew the short straw, literally, in life. Baldheaded and a munchkin.
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:41:25 PM EDT
[#11]
They said I had to be this tall to ride, which, I am, obviously.
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:41:51 PM EDT
[#12]
"Does my breath still smell like your butthole?"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:42:14 PM EDT
[#13]
Same thing this guy said:
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:42:14 PM EDT
[#14]
"I'm from the IRS."
That wins them over EVERY time. 
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:43:58 PM EDT
[#15]
"You gotta pay the troll toll to get in this boys hole"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:44:59 PM EDT
[#16]
"Your mom said that you wanted to join in tonight!"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:46:57 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "Where's the ladies room?" 
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:47:22 PM EDT
[#18]
When I climb down from this 20" tall step stool I want you to come to my room.
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:48:04 PM EDT
[#19]
Can't believe it took this long for the meme to show up here.They never could get thru a bit without Silver making Anna laugh.
 John Silver Anna Jay meme |
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:48:25 PM EDT
[#20]
Breaking news: Short guys repulse women, more at 11
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:49:03 PM EDT
[#21]
We're all the same height laying down...
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:50:51 PM EDT
[#22]
"Have you ever had your navel licked from the inside?"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:51:07 PM EDT
[#23]
I identify as a lesbian so it'll be okay.
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:51:32 PM EDT
[#24]
Hey
I will pay for the abortion |
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:52:40 PM EDT
[#25]
"He's the Super Villain of rap, and has like a dozen other personas like King Geedorah and Viktor Vaughn and he's totally your favorite rapper's favorite rapper..."
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:54:29 PM EDT
[#26]
Is that guy like 5' 5"???
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:55:15 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Can't believe it took this long for the meme to show up here.They never could get thru a bit without Silver making Anna laugh.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBPkyjTapS4Really?
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:56:37 PM EDT
[#28]
"I help moderate a message board centered around firearms"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:56:38 PM EDT
[#29]
Today is dick day.
Wanna spot me? |
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:56:51 PM EDT
[#30]
With that beard I am guessing "I give your father 2 camels for you now come wit me to da snack bar"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:59:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/14/2022 1:01:46 PM EDT
[#32]
This is how tall my brodozer is.
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Posted: 7/14/2022 1:04:14 PM EDT
[#33]
I don't even have to take a knee to munch your fart box
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Posted: 7/14/2022 1:05:22 PM EDT
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"I was an extra in the Hobbit movies... hey if you want, I can get you an autograph from the guy who played Thorin"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 1:06:49 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "I help moderate a message board centered around firearms" 
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Posted: 7/14/2022 1:07:50 PM EDT
[#36]
"smell my cologne,.. it's called come to me. Does it smell like cum to you?"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 1:11:11 PM EDT
[#37]
So I first started with no nut November and my gains SKYROCKETED.
I haven't jerked off in SIX months. |
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Posted: 7/14/2022 1:21:03 PM EDT
[#38]
"I'm gonna do you the same way that I do your mom".
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Posted: 7/14/2022 1:22:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/14/2022 1:25:37 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "I help moderate a message board centered around firearms" So it's Aimless? |
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Posted: 7/14/2022 1:27:24 PM EDT
[#41]
Roids don’t make dicks smaller
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Posted: 7/14/2022 1:32:06 PM EDT
[#42]
"It's called a Traeger, it's just like a real BBQ pit, but my mom lets me use it unsupervised."
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Posted: 7/14/2022 1:33:09 PM EDT
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“And so I said to Legolas, that still counts as just one.”
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Posted: 7/14/2022 1:39:53 PM EDT
[#44]
"Baby, my dick is so big, it has a knee in it!"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 1:40:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: “And so I said to Legolas, that still counts as just one.” LOL! "Without my lifts, I'm about this tall." |
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Posted: 7/14/2022 1:41:57 PM EDT
[#46]
"Have you heard about CrossFit?"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 1:43:40 PM EDT
[#47]
Hey baby, I am a crossfit instructor. This Michelob ultra light is keto friendly. I ate 3 pounds of bacon today. I could totally lift you over my head.
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Posted: 7/14/2022 1:44:48 PM EDT
[#48]
High waisted jeans are an abomination.
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Posted: 7/14/2022 1:48:33 PM EDT
[#49]
"Know how I know we're gonna have sex later?
. . . . . . . . . . . Because I'm stronger than you." |
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Posted: 7/14/2022 1:50:27 PM EDT
[#50]
“And My Axe!”
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