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Posted: 8/27/2022 1:48:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/27/2022 1:49:53 PM EDT
[#1]
So you know the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts run about $2.50

Deer nuts are under a buck
Link Posted: 8/27/2022 1:52:14 PM EDT
[#2]
You really need the deep Maine accent to pull this one off, so the punch line comes out sounding more like no idea.
Link Posted: 8/27/2022 2:11:43 PM EDT
[#3]
A deer blind.
Link Posted: 8/27/2022 4:43:50 PM EDT
[#4]
Lol.
Link Posted: 8/27/2022 4:44:36 PM EDT
[#5]
OK then
Link Posted: 8/27/2022 4:44:50 PM EDT
[#6]
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


Link Posted: 8/27/2022 4:46:05 PM EDT
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Still no idea
Link Posted: 8/27/2022 4:46:16 PM EDT
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Dinner.
Link Posted: 8/27/2022 4:47:51 PM EDT
[#9]
Oh deer.
Link Posted: 8/27/2022 4:51:36 PM EDT
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Still no idea
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Still no idea


Where would you even find a deer with no eyes and no legs?

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Link Posted: 8/27/2022 4:54:37 PM EDT
[#11]
What do you call a buck with no head and no legs?

DICK
Link Posted: 8/27/2022 5:55:21 PM EDT
[#12]
OK, what do you call a blind deah with no legs and no cock?

Still no fucking eye deah.
Link Posted: 8/27/2022 5:56:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/27/2022 5:56:25 PM EDT
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Still no fucking eye deer.
Link Posted: 8/27/2022 5:58:36 PM EDT
[#15]
He was blind….

The whole time
Link Posted: 8/27/2022 7:54:43 PM EDT
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Totally works in Southern. My Dad says it that way.
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