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Posted: 2/14/2018 8:52:52 PM EDT

[#1]

I'm horny.

Posted: 2/14/2018 8:54:10 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 2/14/2018 8:54:29 PM EDT

[#3]

Here I am, dying with you fuckers standing around me.

Oh my god, just like the old gypsy woman said.

Posted: 2/14/2018 8:55:20 PM EDT

[#4]

Jesus is my Savior. I've had a good run. You all go on ahead and I'll slow them down here for a bit.

Posted: 2/14/2018 8:56:08 PM EDT

[#5]

I told you I was sick!!!!!

Posted: 2/14/2018 8:56:11 PM EDT

[#6]

Show me your titties one last time.

Posted: 2/14/2018 9:02:41 PM EDT

[#7]

"Sir, I am sorry, she didn't tell me she was married but if think you are scaring me with that 9mm then you are mistaken".

Posted: 2/14/2018 9:11:52 PM EDT

[#8]

"I'll see you all in hell!"

Posted: 2/14/2018 9:16:51 PM EDT

[#9]

When I was your age I did this all the time...watch, let me show you how it's done....

Posted: 2/14/2018 9:17:36 PM EDT

[#10]

"WITNESS ME!!!"

Posted: 2/14/2018 9:27:01 PM EDT

[#11]

I want to thank everyone for coming to my 147th birthday party. And the strippers were a nice touch.

Posted: 2/14/2018 9:28:48 PM EDT

[#12]

should've listened

Posted: 2/14/2018 9:30:55 PM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 2/14/2018 9:31:23 PM EDT

[#14]

"for the honor"

Posted: 2/14/2018 9:34:52 PM EDT

[#15]

"I told you I was sick"

Posted: 2/14/2018 9:35:24 PM EDT

[#16]

Fuck Russia!

Posted: 2/14/2018 9:37:20 PM EDT

[#17]

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If I had the power to pick my last words, I would be unstoppable.

I would make it a random string of large words that only I would know and it would be stored in a very secure location.

Want to try to kill me....good luck, I haven't said my last words yet, and until I do I'm not going anywhere.

I would be a supervillian known as "Last Word"

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Yesh, my boy.

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Posted: 2/14/2018 9:39:39 PM EDT

[#18]

I'm cutting the green wire....

Posted: 2/14/2018 9:40:16 PM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 2/14/2018 9:43:25 PM EDT

[#20]

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I'm cutting the green wire....

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“GRAB THE CAT!!”

Posted: 2/14/2018 9:43:34 PM EDT

[#21]

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I'm cutting the green wire....

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the tiny bit blue one!

Posted: 2/14/2018 9:43:48 PM EDT

[#22]

Oh shit, I almost forgot, this is so important.......

Posted: 2/14/2018 9:44:25 PM EDT

[#23]

GI Joe PSA-Boy Falls Off Cliff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phFgCLguSNI

Posted: 2/14/2018 9:46:38 PM EDT

[#24]

Posted: 2/14/2018 9:48:22 PM EDT

[#25]

"
You're the navigator !!! You ought to be able to figure out where the hell we are. Uh... good evening, I'd like to welcome you aboard the Mrs. Grace L. Ferguson Airline and Storm Door Co. Uh... I don't know how much you know about our airlines, we've only been in business about a week. Uh... our airline was founded on the philosophy that what the American public was really looking for was a low cost overseas transportation. We have attempted to eliminate what we call in the airline business frills and extras like uh... maintenance, and... uh... radar, and a whole bunch of uh... uh... technical instruments up in the uh... ..."

Posted: 2/14/2018 9:52:20 PM EDT

[#26]

"Well, one more won't kill me."

Posted: 2/14/2018 9:58:28 PM EDT

[#27]

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And Boom goes the dynamite....

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Posted: 2/14/2018 9:58:29 PM EDT

[#28]

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I would want to be surrounded by my family, which my last words being 'I love all of you'

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This one.

Posted: 2/14/2018 10:02:26 PM EDT

[#29]

I would like mine to be "TAKE IT, TAKE IT" as i slap her on the ass

Posted: 2/14/2018 10:02:48 PM EDT

[#30]

Dying next to the corpse of the last leftist ain't half bad.

Posted: 2/14/2018 10:03:39 PM EDT

[#31]

To blave.

Posted: 2/14/2018 10:05:39 PM EDT

[#32]

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And Boom goes the dynamite....

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I’m watching this movie right now

Posted: 2/14/2018 10:12:21 PM EDT

[#33]

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, PING!

Posted: 2/14/2018 10:13:26 PM EDT

[#34]

...and...here...we...go.

Posted: 2/14/2018 10:13:38 PM EDT

[#35]

FBHO/FHRC

Posted: 2/14/2018 10:14:11 PM EDT

[#36]

fuck it im foing

Posted: 2/14/2018 10:16:32 PM EDT

[#37]

"Finally! About time... let's get to the answer and stuff"

Posted: 2/14/2018 10:18:24 PM EDT

[#38]

"My mind is telling me no... but my bodyy, my boddyyy is telling me yeeaaahhhh"

X_X

Posted: 2/14/2018 10:21:42 PM EDT

[#39]

This right here had me laughing.

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Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry.

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Posted: 2/14/2018 10:23:57 PM EDT

[#40]

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Incoherent nonsense as I finish having sex.

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This, but its a lot more likely to be "FUCK", "UH OH", or "That's not supposed to happen.."

Posted: 2/14/2018 10:25:50 PM EDT

[#41]

No special last words. Just go to sleep like any other night, but never wake up.

Posted: 2/14/2018 10:32:24 PM EDT

[#42]

It's only skin! It's not going to suck itself!

Posted: 2/14/2018 10:32:49 PM EDT

[#43]

Hey, watch this!

Posted: 2/14/2018 10:36:42 PM EDT

[#44]

You say I’m $1000.00 overdrawn?

Posted: 2/14/2018 10:36:54 PM EDT

[#45]

basically this https://youtu.be/hTOKJTRHMdw

Posted: 2/14/2018 10:38:06 PM EDT

[#46]

Finally giving away the combination to my gun safe I'm thinking.

Posted: 2/14/2018 10:39:45 PM EDT

[#47]

I would have liked to have seen Montana

Posted: 2/14/2018 10:39:59 PM EDT

[#48]

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Bill Clinton is a rapist. Infowars.com

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Posted: 2/14/2018 10:42:23 PM EDT

[#49]

Hookers and blow,what a way to go.

The end

Posted: 2/14/2018 10:49:50 PM EDT

[#50]

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