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Posted: 9/22/2023 12:46:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Depends. Real fight, life threatening. Eye poke. Captain Insano shows no mercy. |
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Posted: 9/22/2023 12:48:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/22/2023 12:48:53 AM EDT
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Fart in their general direction.
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Posted: 9/22/2023 1:12:30 AM EDT
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I always piss on their leg first. If they object, I tell them it's raining.
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Posted: 9/22/2023 1:13:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/22/2023 1:15:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/22/2023 1:17:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Like when you're in the grocery store and someone gives you shit while your looking at a jar of those Mt Olive pickles. You know, that big sum bitch..  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I think about it a lot. You never know which maneuver to use until the situation presents itself. Like when you're in the grocery store and someone gives you shit while your looking at a jar of those Mt Olive pickles. You know, that big sum bitch.. |
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Posted: 9/22/2023 1:23:50 AM EDT
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monkey steals the peach
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Posted: 9/22/2023 1:25:22 AM EDT
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I talked to an old cop about this once and he said the first thing he did was to knock someone down, either by shoving/knocking them over or kicking their feet out from under them and throwing them down.
Once someone is in on the ground he said to kick them, your legs are stronger than your arms and if you punch a lot of people you hurt your hands. Kicking people with boots on is less likely to cause an injury or make you sore. Of course he was tall, strong and liked to fight when he was young. He also wasn't fighting some MMA record holder but he did fight a lot of "toughest guy/bar fighter in town" I took a knife class that had two off duty cops just taking it to learn. Super nice small town patrol cops. They were both big and fit. I've seen videos of some local bar fighters who were pretty tough and these two guys were similar in that when it was "go" they were like bulls out of the shoot without hesitation. I had a rubber knife and they charged me and I fumbled just a little drawing it, it was stuck in my belt, that they flattened me. |
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Posted: 9/22/2023 1:46:54 AM EDT
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Call in 3D6+2 Mexicans to assist me.
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Posted: 9/22/2023 1:47:03 AM EDT
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you cant predict what technique you will use before the fight occurs...you must develop the skills, muscle memory skills, to react to whatever is thrown at you...if you have to think about what you will do, you have already lost
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Posted: 9/22/2023 8:35:34 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/22/2023 8:41:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Blade at 45 This is the correct answer |
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Posted: 9/22/2023 8:42:56 AM EDT
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I pee on your leg.
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Posted: 9/22/2023 8:44:11 AM EDT
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Quick jab/cross and then double leg.
I was a wrestler and now coach youth wrestling so we’re going to the ground ASAP. At the first possible opportunity, teabag. |
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Posted: 9/22/2023 8:53:27 AM EDT
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Squeeze my index finger around the trigger from 750 yards away ... and 147 grains of .308 sails out into the wind.
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Posted: 9/22/2023 8:57:04 AM EDT
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Quote History... and as always, restomp the groin! |
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Posted: 9/22/2023 9:02:00 AM EDT
[#18]
230 grain to the knee should be pretty dominant.
Nick |
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Posted: 9/22/2023 9:15:31 AM EDT
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Put 'em on the ground and into a pretzel hold. Then, tie them up with your shoelaces using a hatchet knot.
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Posted: 9/22/2023 9:31:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You are on a gun forum do you really need to ask. 
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Posted: 9/22/2023 9:41:44 AM EDT
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Headbutt is my go to opener.
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Posted: 9/22/2023 9:43:57 AM EDT
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i walk up to them -- take their coffee cup / latte or whatever out of their hands and take a couple sips of it and hand it back
they know who's boss then |
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Posted: 9/22/2023 9:45:31 AM EDT
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Wrist lock with a straight arm bar take down while applying knee strikes to the upper peroneal.
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Posted: 9/22/2023 9:47:28 AM EDT
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Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face?
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Posted: 9/22/2023 9:47:43 AM EDT
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Break the wrist, walk away. 
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Posted: 9/22/2023 9:48:31 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/22/2023 9:49:58 AM EDT
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Smack him in the face with my tomahawk
Duh |
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Posted: 9/22/2023 9:52:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/22/2023 9:59:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/22/2023 10:00:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You are on a gun forum do you really need to ask. FPNI. I am not going hands on with anyone. WWE is a fantasy. If my or my wife's life is in danger, I am shooting. |
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Posted: 9/22/2023 10:02:49 AM EDT
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Pee on them.
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Posted: 9/22/2023 10:05:59 AM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted:Depends. Real fight, life threatening. Eye poke. Won’t work on me.  |
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Posted: 9/22/2023 10:06:43 AM EDT
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Quoted: Title says it. Would you punch, kick, grapple, sweep kick, attack the groin area vigorously or what? Something else? Snap punch to the Adam's apple perhaps? What? Go!  I click the "quote" button. |
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Posted: 9/22/2023 10:07:35 AM EDT
[#34]
Piss on his leg and fuck his wife.
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Posted: 9/22/2023 10:09:29 AM EDT
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What is the goal AFTER domination.?
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Posted: 9/22/2023 10:13:01 AM EDT
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First move? Calmly stare them straight in the eye and don't look away, no matter what. If you can simulate a little nervous tic and smile, so much the better.
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Posted: 9/22/2023 10:14:51 AM EDT
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Quoted: Title says it. Would you punch, kick, grapple, sweep kick, attack the groin area vigorously or what? Something else? Snap punch to the Adam's apple perhaps? What? Go! Exist. |
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Posted: 9/22/2023 10:15:41 AM EDT
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I would probably use my use nose to see how bad I could hurt his fist. Then, since I'm on crutches, I would be justified shooting him.(Edited to correct spelling)
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Posted: 9/22/2023 10:19:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: First move? Calmly stare them straight in the eye and don't look away, no matter what. If you can simulate a little nervous tic and smile, so much the better. I do this.....while taking my pants off. |
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Posted: 9/22/2023 10:21:05 AM EDT
[#40]
Piss on the leg.
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Posted: 9/22/2023 10:22:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I do this.....while taking my pants off. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: First move? Calmly stare them straight in the eye and don't look away, no matter what. If you can simulate a little nervous tic and smile, so much the better. I do this.....while taking my pants off. 
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Posted: 9/22/2023 10:24:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wrist lock with a straight arm bar take down while applying knee strikes to the upper peroneal. |
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Posted: 9/22/2023 10:27:43 AM EDT
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Single leg, get back control, choke out.
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Posted: 9/22/2023 12:15:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: i walk up to them -- take their coffee cup / latte or whatever out of their hands and take a couple sips of it and hand it back they know who's boss then That was my spit cup. 
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Posted: 9/22/2023 12:21:02 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Pee on them. That’s a finishing move, not an opener |
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Posted: 9/22/2023 12:22:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/22/2023 12:23:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You are on a gun forum do you really need to ask. FPNI! |
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Posted: 9/22/2023 12:57:42 PM EDT
[#48]
Depends on if they can fight. Plus why do you want to take them down and not just punch them in the nose or kick them in the stomach?
In cases like the France train terrorist, I think the AF hero just went rear naked choke but got slashed up and nearly shot. |
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Posted: 9/22/2023 1:01:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pickle jar to the face would be a good first move. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I think about it a lot. You never know which maneuver to use until the situation presents itself. Like when you're in the grocery store and someone gives you shit while your looking at a jar of those Mt Olive pickles. You know, that big sum bitch.. I was thinking this as well. Smarter move. Lol |
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Posted: 9/22/2023 1:06:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Anal Booty.........is more important than drinking WATER, man.  THE BOOTY WARRIOR - (Fleece Johnson) |
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