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Posted: 7/29/2023 11:43:49 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/29/2023 11:52:28 AM EDT

[#1]

Is that what you told your kids?

Posted: 7/29/2023 11:55:13 AM EDT

[#2]

"MMMMMM!!!! Pull my horns!!!!!!"

Or parents can say "Uh...the deer...is.....twerking! Yeah, twerking for the bear....that's the ticket...."

Posted: 7/29/2023 11:55:37 AM EDT

[#3]

Texas values.

Posted: 7/29/2023 11:57:03 AM EDT

[#4]

Mommy Deer?

Posted: 7/29/2023 11:57:24 AM EDT

[#5]

I got news for you 'bout that deer.

Nice looking speedgoats on the back wall, BTW.

And speaking of antlers, or lack thereof...

Posted: 7/29/2023 11:58:25 AM EDT

[#6]

Good one, OP.

Posted: 7/29/2023 11:58:31 AM EDT

[#7]

Mommy deer and Daddy bear ??

Maybe on Broke Back Mountain!

Posted: 7/29/2023 12:00:36 PM EDT

[#8]

Next on Worlds Toughest Prisons…Nature Edition…

Posted: 7/29/2023 12:01:04 PM EDT

[#9]

Typical Texas Home Depot.

Posted: 7/29/2023 12:09:09 PM EDT

[#10]

That’s a Buck, Chuck.

Posted: 7/29/2023 12:10:55 PM EDT

[#11]

Mommy has a nice rack.

Posted: 7/29/2023 12:17:16 PM EDT

[#12]

When the swingers get together to party the night away.

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Posted: 7/29/2023 12:18:02 PM EDT

[#13]

He just wants a piggyback ride

Posted: 7/29/2023 12:39:13 PM EDT

[#14]

Now there's video....

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvJJck7gL9f/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng%3D%3D

Posted: 7/29/2023 12:42:54 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/29/2023 12:45:53 PM EDT

[#16]

Must be stuck in the washing machine and the big black "bear" is helping it out. Sound about right?

Posted: 7/29/2023 12:46:31 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/29/2023 12:48:38 PM EDT

[#18]

Ha.
I was working on a customers house last week had something similar in garage.

Posted: 7/29/2023 12:49:35 PM EDT

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https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/333347/IMG_2712_jpeg-2901519.JPG

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Looks like a buck to me? ??

Posted: 7/29/2023 12:50:32 PM EDT

[#20]

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I got news for you 'bout that deer.

Nice looking speedgoats on the back wall, BTW.

And speaking of antlers, or lack thereof...
https://i.redd.it/7fwbxpgm7vx31.jpg

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Those are some of the coolest deer, with their "fangs" - Chinese water deer:

Posted: 7/29/2023 12:51:53 PM EDT

[#21]

Do female deer have horns?

I honestly don’t remember….i thought no?

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Do Female Deer Have Antlers? [Answered]

Reindeer are the only deer species in which females have antlers. One reason for this is the fact that reindeer must compete more vigorously for food in the cold regions in which they live. They use their antlers to dig in the snow and expose their food source.

Posted: 7/29/2023 12:54:06 PM EDT

[#22]

In the world we live today that doesn't surprise me at all

Posted: 7/29/2023 2:45:15 PM EDT

[#23]

That gives me some flashbacks. If that is the Allen store I sold hundreds of guns the first five years that place was open.

Posted: 7/29/2023 3:46:12 PM EDT

[#24]

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I got news for you 'bout that deer.

Nice looking speedgoats on the back wall, BTW.

And speaking of antlers, or lack thereof...
https://i.redd.it/7fwbxpgm7vx31.jpg

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Holy shit

Posted: 7/29/2023 3:51:45 PM EDT

[#25]

aahhhh the birds and the bees story.

Posted: 7/29/2023 4:53:05 PM EDT

[#26]

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That gives me some flashbacks. If that is the Allen store I sold hundreds of guns the first five years that place was open.

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Bingo! We have a winner!

Posted: 7/29/2023 5:05:31 PM EDT

[#27]

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Quoted:
Do female deer have horns?

I honestly don’t remember….i thought no?

ETA

Do Female Deer Have Antlers? [Answered]

Reindeer are the only deer species in which females have antlers. One reason for this is the fact that reindeer must compete more vigorously for food in the cold regions in which they live. They use their antlers to dig in the snow and expose their food source.

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There are a few antlered whitetail does shot every year. It's rare, and usually amounts to an old doe(deer menopause) with not enough estrogen. IMO they're more common than people think. Most have small antlers, so trophy hunters pass to wait for a bigger "buck" and meat hunters pass because they want a tender doe.

Antlered does are usually found when a hunter starts field dressing and finds a vagina.

IA defines deer as "antlered or antlerless", not "buck or doe" because of this.

Posted: 7/29/2023 5:05:45 PM EDT

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Quoted:
Do female deer have horns?

I honestly don’t remember….i thought no?

ETA

Do Female Deer Have Antlers? [Answered]

Reindeer are the only deer species in which females have antlers. One reason for this is the fact that reindeer must compete more vigorously for food in the cold regions in which they live. They use their antlers to dig in the snow and expose their food source.

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That’s very “genderist” of you. Not all bucks have horns and some horned deer are female.

Damn cisgender, hegemonic human.

Posted: 7/29/2023 5:10:24 PM EDT

[#29]

Heh.

A few years back, I was digitizing our old VHS home movies for the family. Came across one where we were at the Toledo Zoo (I was like 7 years old, maybe) and everybody's kind of chuckling as one elephant is mounting another. You can hear me ask "Dad, what are those elephants doing?!!" and without missing a beat, Dad goes "They're playing leap frog, son".

"Oh! Fun!"