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Posted: 12/21/2021 11:32:13 AM EDT
Had the Wuhan death breath last year. Friend says he has Omicron, I asked how he knew and where he got the test for it? Do any of you know where to get the Omicron test?
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 8:37:17 AM EDT
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No Sir...
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 8:38:18 AM EDT
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Democrat Headquarters
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 8:39:55 AM EDT
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You can do it yourself in the privacy of your home.  

Do you have the sniffles?

Do you want to be part of the cool cids covid club?  

You have omicron.

Death rate to date:  0

Omicron sold some tissues though, so there's that.
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 8:40:42 AM EDT
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CNN determines which variant people are catching.
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 8:40:46 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2021 8:41:46 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2021 9:08:20 AM EDT
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Is this turning into Pokemon? You guys want to catch all the variants?

Who gives a shit what DOOOOOMMMMMM variant it is? Treat the symptoms and you'll still be here in 7 days.
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 9:12:53 AM EDT
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Is this turning into Pokemon? You guys want to catch all the variants?

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I see it more like collecting all the different Blanton’s stoppers.
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 9:17:39 AM EDT
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Not aware of a separate test. My understanding is that they will take random positive samples and subtype them...I don't know if they actually tell you if they do it to your sample though
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 9:18:30 AM EDT
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Had the Wuhan death breath last year. Friend says he has Omicron, I asked how he knew and where he got the test for it? Do any of you know where to get the Omicron test?
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There's about 100000 to 1 odds he has no idea which variant he has. He's just guessing.
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 9:18:41 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2021 9:19:24 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2021 9:20:46 AM EDT
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Is this turning into Pokemon? You guys want to catch all the variants?

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It's like NFT's, gotta get 'em all.
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 9:21:44 AM EDT
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You wont have "it" unless you die in a car crash or something. They are desperately looking for that first confirmed omicron death so watch out!
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 9:21:45 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:05:43 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:09:14 AM EDT
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The same place Thornton Melon told Professor Barbay to build his scholastic factory.
Or...ask this guy.


Now that we have that settled time to shuffle off to the leper colony.
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:09:36 AM EDT
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You don't determine which variant.

A few quality control samples from positive PCR tests are sent to state-approved labs for variant typing.  Probably 1:1000 tests are actually analyzed (I don't know the number, but labs have fixed/limited capacity and can't test 'em all).

So your friend was lying in all likelihood.

Just imagine if we got all concerned about each strain of the cold. or flu.

also, IBTM
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:17:17 AM EDT
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In before the move
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:18:45 AM EDT
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In the regular covid testing sites, it's the same test.
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:21:01 AM EDT
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IBTM
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:22:05 AM EDT
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When you get a rapid test or a PCR test they give you a negative or positive result. They send your sample to a lab to have it further tested for variants.  

So you will never know.
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:26:16 AM EDT
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Anyone that tells you they tested positive for a specific variant is full of shit. Friend is probably just trying to sound tough by saying he has the new big bad variant lol
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:27:03 AM EDT
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The rectal tests give a 5min result, including typing the sequence
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:28:07 AM EDT
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Omicron Persei 8
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:28:15 AM EDT
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True.  However, most conservatives struggle to get their heads inserted far enough into the rectum to complete the test.
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:31:43 AM EDT
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True.  However, most conservatives struggle to get their heads inserted far enough into the rectum to complete the test.
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True.  However, most conservatives struggle to get their heads inserted far enough into the rectum to complete the test.


Republicans can do it
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:33:13 AM EDT
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Britain

Confirming that a suspected case is Omicron requires a full genetic analysis, which takes between four and five days.
Swabs from polymerase chain reaction (PCR) tests, which are sent to labs for analysis, can show if the variant causing the infection looks like Omicron, Delta or something else.

Between a third and a half of UK labs - but not all - have the required technology to detect suspected Omicron cases.

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-59460252
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:34:19 AM EDT
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it's till not transferable over the internet right?

right?
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:35:43 AM EDT
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No standard test given can determine the strain. That takes an additional test that they normally don’t do because of cost and complexity. It doesn’t change the treatment or lack there of so why care?
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:36:00 AM EDT
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Instagram Related Transmission has been verified.
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:36:02 AM EDT
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A guy from the government came to my door the other day, giving free Omicron tests. Told me to take off my pants.
I will say though, after half an hour or so, I started to get the feeling that he wasn't on the level.
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:37:12 AM EDT
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A guy from the government came to my door the other day, giving free Omicron tests. Told me to take off my pants.
I will say though, after half an hour or so, I started to get the feeling that he wasn't on the level.
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Did he hook to the right or left?
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:42:29 AM EDT
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I mean i know you guys are trying to be funny, but depending on the facility, they can do sequencing to determine variant.
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:43:58 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:45:41 AM EDT
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mods must be asleep.
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IBTM


Link Posted: 12/21/2021 10:56:57 AM EDT
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Omicron is less severe.   So either he assumes that because he is not very sick, or he wants to be trendy and have the newest variant.
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 11:02:46 AM EDT
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You can do it yourself in the privacy of your home.  

Do you have the sniffles?

Do you want to be part of the cool cids covid club?  

You have omicron.

Death rate to date:  0

Omicron sold some tissues though, so there's that.
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Nope. Supposedly there has been one in Texas.

One.

Run for your lives.
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 11:04:05 AM EDT
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Had the Wuhan death breath last year. Friend says he has Omicron, I asked how he knew and where he got the test for it? Do any of you know where to get the Omicron test?
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1. Come up out of mommy's basement.
2. Make sure you're triple-masked.
3. Get in your Prius with the 'Biden 2020' stickers on it.
4. Stand in line with the rest of the sheep at your nearest pharmacy.
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 11:09:21 AM EDT
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Some aisle, next to the cool-aid.

Link Posted: 12/21/2021 11:32:13 AM EDT
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Topic Moved
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 11:37:00 AM EDT
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IATM.
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 12:13:42 PM EDT
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Everything is Omicron...simple.
Link Posted: 12/21/2021 12:21:33 PM EDT
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I don't understand the point in testing for most cases. Except for those who can get monoclonal, nobody else with milder cases gets any specialized treatment anyway. They'll just tell you to isolate and treat yourself for the symptoms, as you would with any typical ILI. Which you can do on your own without going through the extra hassle of getting tested. Not to mention that going out to get tested means you potentially expose more people anyway.
Link Posted: 12/23/2021 3:57:15 PM EDT
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Not aware of a separate test. My understanding is that they will take random positive samples and subtype them...I don't know if they actually tell you if they do it to your sample though
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Had my son tested Tuesday and I asked about that. They can't tell which variant it is.  
If the omnicron is what's going around then that's what you have.
He was negative by the way.
Had a slight cough for 2 days, but not dry. Popped a 103 fever in the middle of the night. Gave him Tylenol,  fever went down to 99, 100. Tested next morning.  He was 99 all day.

All gone now. Weird.
Link Posted: 12/23/2021 4:19:30 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/23/2021 9:33:46 PM EDT
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it's till not transferable over the internet right?

right?
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Based on our public school teachers union, students can infect teachers if they attend a virtual class. I don’t think wearing a mask keeps it from traveling over the zoom connection.
Link Posted: 12/23/2021 10:01:38 PM EDT
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Nope. Supposedly there has been one in Texas.

One.

Run for your lives.
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You can do it yourself in the privacy of your home.  

Do you have the sniffles?

Do you want to be part of the cool cids covid club?  

You have omicron.

Death rate to date:  0

Omicron sold some tissues though, so there's that.


Nope. Supposedly there has been one in Texas.

One.

Run for your lives.

Sounds like that dude had it, but didn't die from it. Or might not have died from it -according to the hospital.
Link Posted: 12/23/2021 10:42:07 PM EDT
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the tests can tell the difference
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