Which peice of furniture makes women hornier? - Page 1

Which peice of furniture makes women hornier? (Page 1 of 3)

Noctis Joined Jun 2009 Posts 2528 EE 100% (80) USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 9:58:34 PM EDT [Last Edit: Noctis] Recently divorced and in need of decorating my apartment. Both is not an option, I don't have the room. Vote your wisdom. A. Massage Table B. Herman Miller Eames Chair Poll incoming ETA: Poll is live. Last option is also vote for race car bed with sweet rims.

GrinningDag Joined Sep 2015 Posts 11868 EE 100% (10) TX, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 9:59:50 PM EDT [#1]

bandanabandit1 2A ABSOLUTIST Joined Sep 2011 Posts 3274 EE 100% (80) PA, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:00:17 PM EDT [#2] FPNI....again..
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Jambalaya Slow Cooked Joined Sep 2005 Posts 46290 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:01:30 PM EDT [Last Edit: Jambalaya] [#3] The Eames chair is a classic. ETA: Massive Attack - Inertia Creeps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3mn7EC-skg

gtsteve03 Joined Nov 2005 Posts 4879 EE 100% (92) GA, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:01:55 PM EDT [#4]

AmericaJr Callsign: Dogfight Joined Jul 2011 Posts 11750 EE 100% (3) USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:01:58 PM EDT [#5] Shut her down boys FPNI
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cspackler33 Joined Apr 2013 Posts 2617 EE 100% (26) TX, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:02:06 PM EDT [#6] A would be creepy. B kinda useless unless you plan on being alone. Why not just a comfy couch to possibly watch a movie with a woman?

SuperStormBryan Member Joined Apr 2021 Posts 3081 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:02:10 PM EDT [#7] Quote History Originally Posted By GrinningDag: https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/611SjTwW-9L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg View Quote 17 children were conceived on that thing.

Colt1860 Member Joined Jul 2005 Posts 30556 EE 100% (1) USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:02:52 PM EDT [#8] Massage table looks like it should have a small accent table next to it, with a bottle of chloroform.
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flyhack72 Joined Nov 2008 Posts 35262 EE 100% (1) FM, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:02:58 PM EDT [#9]

pedaler Member Joined Aug 2009 Posts 7722 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:03:01 PM EDT [#10] Black couch

Elcunning Member Joined May 2009 Posts 7165 EE 100% (11) CA, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:04:44 PM EDT [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By GrinningDag: https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/611SjTwW-9L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg View Quote Winner!!!

azjeeper Joined Oct 2004 Posts 29700 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:06:37 PM EDT [#12] Just get a Sybian op.

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CreativeBall Member Joined Oct 2021 Posts 1289 EE 0% (0) KY, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:10:12 PM EDT [#14] Quote History Originally Posted By SuperStormBryan: 17 children were conceived on that thing. View Quote How about gomer bolstrood furniture?

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whiskerz Member Joined Mar 2001 Posts 135242 EE 100% (34) USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:10:20 PM EDT [#16] Is this the first time you have not lived in a van ?
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ckh1980 Joined Mar 2020 Posts 1180 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:10:56 PM EDT [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By GrinningDag: https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/611SjTwW-9L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg View Quote Fpni

opti12206 COME AND TAKE IT YOU SOCIALIST FUCKS Joined Mar 2006 Posts 19714 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:11:21 PM EDT [#18] The massage table is a sure turn on if you actually know how to use one. Otherwise, it's just creepy. Unless you're wealthy enough to regularly have a masseuse come to your house. In which case, party on my man.
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WesleyHardin Member Joined Aug 2020 Posts 4582 EE 100% (1) GA, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:11:25 PM EDT [#19] The cheap massage table has gotten me laid more than once.

-CUJO- Member Joined Jul 2012 Posts 3901 EE 0% (0) CA, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:11:52 PM EDT [#20] I have the chair/ottoman so I’m going to say the massage table.
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Ambush151 Member Joined Oct 2003 Posts 1909 EE 0% (0) AK, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:12:32 PM EDT [#21] Quote History Originally Posted By gtsteve03: https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.e5d01472c732c4c3cfcd08e680e2fee5?rik=ca2XA6m8QrjeKQ&pid=ImgRaw&r=0 View Quote Eww spaghetti track.

Alacrity Member Joined Sep 2001 Posts 17263 EE 100% (11) USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:12:38 PM EDT [#22] Attached File
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nosleep Joined Oct 2021 Posts 702 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:13:00 PM EDT [#23] poll fail, anything new that i pay for, she changes her decorating style constantly(my man cave and camp look nice tho from the leftovers) i don't think it makes her horney she just likes change

Alpinist Member Joined Jan 2013 Posts 686 EE 100% (16) USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:13:42 PM EDT [#24] As a dude who owned a massage table while single- trust me: massage table

dcs12345 Mahna Mahna...Do doo be-do-do...... Joined Oct 2005 Posts 32642 EE 100% (104) NT, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:17:21 PM EDT [#25] Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum The Ultimate Lube Keg Best Value Lube Pump Included
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Posted: 8/26/2024 10:17:41 PM EDT

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Well, if we're going in that direction there is a whole class of dungeon/BDSM furniture that either breaks down quickly or pulls the Purloined Letter trick. St. Andrew's Cross that does a transformer into a plant stand, coffee table with discreet attachment points, etc. Not cheap, but you can pretend to be respectable after you marry the next one and your future MIL comes over.

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Strikeforces Member Joined Dec 2012 Posts 5812 EE 100% (4) TX, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:17:54 PM EDT [#27] Just get a vibrating couch...with the quarter machine on the wall.

PikeSlayer Joined Jan 2013 Posts 13217 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:18:51 PM EDT [#28] Get some of those things that look like pillows, about 20 of them, and then put them on your bed on top of the pillows. I don't know what they are called or what they are for, but chicks love them.

Signig Stiff Member Joined Jul 2020 Posts 7283 EE 0% (0) TN, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:19:00 PM EDT [#29] Sects with lady fren feels good bro. You should try that and not be all worried about furniture and shit.

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Hamel Member Joined Oct 2002 Posts 13246 EE 100% (29) RI, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:27:16 PM EDT [#32] Quote History Originally Posted By gtsteve03: https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.e5d01472c732c4c3cfcd08e680e2fee5?rik=ca2XA6m8QrjeKQ&pid=ImgRaw&r=0 View Quote This guy has a freezer full of imitation crab meat.

AA717driver Western Culture Supremacist... Joined Mar 2009 Posts 35140 EE 0% (0) NC, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:29:10 PM EDT [#33] I almost bought an Eames Chair. I had the disposable income and should have done it. A true classic.
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Posted: 8/26/2024 10:29:35 PM EDT

[#34]

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Originally Posted By Colt1860:
Massage table looks like it should have a small accent table next to it, with a bottle of chloroform.

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Exactly what I was thinking. A real Eames chair is expensive and out of the OP's budget. But he can get a cheap massage table and jug of chloroform and still have money left for dinner at Cracker Barrel.

TechGal26 Plays with fiver. Joined May 2006 Posts 70896 EE 100% (1) USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:32:42 PM EDT [#35] Uhhh...what?
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HELOBRAVO Member Joined Feb 2004 Posts 20577 EE 100% (4) LA, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:33:57 PM EDT [#36] Attached File
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FireMissionDivision Member Joined Jun 2022 Posts 1754 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:35:38 PM EDT [#37] There was a Tumblr account with scientific answers to this question but it's been nuked You can find a taster in this BuzzFeed article though.

Jason280 Member Joined Oct 2001 Posts 39986 EE 100% (311) GA, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:36:37 PM EDT [#38] Quote History Originally Posted By GrinningDag: https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/611SjTwW-9L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg View Quote Dude, your bed is a car. Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.
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FireMissionDivision Member Joined Jun 2022 Posts 1755 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:38:35 PM EDT [Last Edit: FireMissionDivision] [#39] Sexy furniture? Say no more.

hockeysew Member Joined Aug 2007 Posts 16156 EE 100% (9) WY, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:39:03 PM EDT [#40] Sybian
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OSUBeaver Member Joined Jul 2002 Posts 2492 EE 0% (0) OR, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:40:52 PM EDT [#41] The massage table isn't weird at all. 100% do it.

LowBeta fioletowy galaretowaty rurki Joined Nov 2008 Posts 31468 EE 0% (0) IL, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:42:05 PM EDT [#42] B
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Chokey Member Joined Oct 2001 Posts 97057 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:43:21 PM EDT [#43]

Strikeforces Member Joined Dec 2012 Posts 5813 EE 100% (4) TX, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:43:47 PM EDT [#44] Quote History Originally Posted By Tao: https://i.imgur.com/U4Zh5uN.jpeg View Quote da'fuq is this? midget standing ?

QueenDeNile Just your typical 6ft blond Joined May 2004 Posts 38931 EE 0% (0) OR, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:44:10 PM EDT [#45] Quote History Originally Posted By bandanabandit1: FPNI....again.. View Quote No give me the massage table.
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LowBeta fioletowy galaretowaty rurki Joined Nov 2008 Posts 31469 EE 0% (0) IL, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:51:42 PM EDT [#46] Interestingly (?), if you'd looked for an Eames Lounge chair and ottoman (670/671 respectively) knockoff on Amazon 5~10 years ago, you could have chosen from around 10 colors, including orange, a couple of reds, yellow, and a couple of greens. Now, all you can get is black, brown, beige, grey and white. I don't know why this is.
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DaveJRSC Joined Aug 2020 Posts 4972 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:54:24 PM EDT [#47] Have you been to counseling? If not, you should probably spend your money on that instead.

Pallas Joined Mar 2021 Posts 28393 EE 100% (6) FL, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 10:58:53 PM EDT [Last Edit: Pallas] [#48] Multipurpose bondage table. All women are into bondage, they just won’t admit it. I gotta check out that Herman Miller chair. eta: Seven fucking thousand dollars for a chair and ottoman!

Curmudgeon762 Member Joined Jun 2022 Posts 7430 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 11:08:32 PM EDT [#49] Quote History Originally Posted By flyhack72: https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/zdyP0dzrG1Ay0wcjWoIxfQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTgwMA--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/4f075ccbf7759d909075e79653aaf08b View Quote
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6gunfighter2 Charming Like A Rattlesnake Joined Feb 2004 Posts 76707 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 8/26/2024 11:09:29 PM EDT [#50] Quote History Originally Posted By TechGal26: Uhhh...what? View Quote
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