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Posted: 2/10/2021 11:00:49 AM EDT
Some background on how this came about. The mayor of my small town has been known for several years as "Mayor McCheese" due to his, ahem, rotund shape. Me and a buddy were drinking and laughing things up. Came across the link below.

Who knew McD's promoted thievery back in the day? Grimace, the Hamburgler, The Griddler, the Fry Guys, Captain Crook, were all villains known for stealing food. Hence Officer Big Mac, the chief of police in McDonaldland.

Here's an interesting turn of phrase about the character "Iam Hungry": "....where he eats the gunk off of Ronald's rocket". WTF?

These are questions that keep me awake at night.

https://mcdonalds.fandom.com/wiki/McDonald's_characters

Link Posted: 2/10/2021 11:02:20 AM EDT
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Grimace.  

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Hamburgler, whoever says different is a Commie
Link Posted: 2/10/2021 11:10:49 AM EDT
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Grimace is definitely a commie.
Link Posted: 2/10/2021 11:12:26 AM EDT
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Loved McDonalds as a kid.  This was my first choice.
Link Posted: 2/10/2021 11:12:42 AM EDT
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Obviously the Grimace.

Link Posted: 2/10/2021 11:15:47 AM EDT
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Click To View SpoilerBruh I'm finna make some scrambled eggs!
Link Posted: 2/10/2021 11:15:53 AM EDT
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McGangbang, of course.

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I identify with Hamburgler. I grew up with an older brother in a family with limited resources, so I cadged food whenever I could.
Link Posted: 2/10/2021 11:17:47 AM EDT
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"What's your favorite character?"
"Food"

I think that's the most American Answer so far.
Link Posted: 2/10/2021 11:22:09 AM EDT
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The fry guys were originally called gobblins because they gobbled french fries.

Big Mac was my favorite.
Link Posted: 2/10/2021 11:22:59 AM EDT
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Hamburgler was awesome
Grimace was funny
Mayor McCheese was disturbing
Link Posted: 2/10/2021 11:31:53 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/10/2021 11:36:02 AM EDT
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The Hamberrobber. I did this to you! Tell your friends...
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I liked the Hamburgler, cause he was wise enough to only eat that shit at a five finger discount. Grimace was a huge purple buttplug that seemed innocent enough, except for the implication...

I remember a few others, and I had a shit ton of those small glasses they used to give out, good times.

Ronald was probably the scariest among the crew. Who dresses like that with the sole intent of befriending children? That fucker couldn't wait to get you in his ball pit of despair.
Link Posted: 2/10/2021 11:40:16 AM EDT
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Robble robble


Now I want a cheeseburger in the old styrofoam container.
Link Posted: 2/10/2021 11:42:13 AM EDT
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Crimes against humanity.
Link Posted: 2/10/2021 11:47:27 AM EDT
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Beth....the sweet-looking gal that worked at the McDonalds in downtown Portland in the mid 70's .
Probably 15-17 farm-gal body...silky,long, red hair...green eyes and a pair of McNuggets that an army would march through Hell for.

My polluted brain cant remember what day it is sometimes, but I will never forget Beth's beautiful smile

ETA....before the Karens start screaming pedo, I was probably 7 yo
Link Posted: 2/10/2021 12:12:30 PM EDT
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Mercury, the fish sandwich.
Link Posted: 2/10/2021 12:15:21 PM EDT
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I think all of them are stupid.  Didn't really give a shit as a kid either...

Never cared for clowns of any kind either.  Not scared of them, just don't like them.
Link Posted: 2/10/2021 12:19:25 PM EDT
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Mac Tonight was bizarre.
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Link Posted: 2/10/2021 4:12:14 PM EDT
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McHooker. One of Grimace's ladies. Didn't get a bunch of airtime for some reason.

eta: She was the only "crossover" resident of McDonaldland. Occasionally seen in the company of that plastic bobble headed Burger King.
Link Posted: 2/10/2021 7:46:10 PM EDT
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Robble robble


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Cheeseburgers never came in a box.  Hamburgers and double hamburgers were wrapped in paper.  Quarter pounders, McChicken,  Big Mac, McRib and Filet o Fish were boxed.
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