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Posted: 3/28/2020 12:26:45 AM EDT
I mean look at the weaponry in the US arsenal.  We can punch through whatever earth and concrete to destroy underground facilities, but not some animal?  A missile can take out an aircraft carrier, but not Godzilla or whatever?  
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 12:27:59 AM EDT
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Because it's a movie (franchise)
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 12:28:19 AM EDT
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Plot armor.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 12:28:40 AM EDT
[#3]
make movie last longer
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 12:29:08 AM EDT
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because they eat their veggies
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 12:29:09 AM EDT
[#5]
Radioactivity.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 12:29:33 AM EDT
[#6]
Literal plot armor.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 12:35:42 AM EDT
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I mean Abrams firing depleted uranium sabots can punch clear through tank armor, but not a dinosaur.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 12:38:13 AM EDT
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Because they are made in Japan and really last
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 12:41:08 AM EDT
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If I walk out in the first three minutes of the film and drop the big scaly bastard with one round of AP from my AR-50, it really doesn’t make for much of a movie.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 12:41:21 AM EDT
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+1

A Chinese Godzirra would only have a 30 day warranty. All you'd have to do is wait a month and Day 31 it would crap out.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 12:43:44 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/28/2020 12:47:14 AM EDT
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I mean look at the weaponry in the US arsenal.  We can punch through whatever earth and concrete to destroy underground facilities, but not some animal?  A missile can take out an aircraft carrier, but not Godzilla or whatever?  
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We could get into the math about how an animal of that size wouldn't be able to walk or about how it would sink into the ground from the weight, or the blood pressure problems, or a bunch of other things that rule out a 300 foot tall dinosaur.


If something like that did exist in real life, then yes, modern weapons would make short work of him. I mean, give up doing any real damage with a .50BMG, but a 155 artillery round is another story. Maverick missiles would tear up Godzilla.


But FPNI again, its a movie. If you don't ignore all the science fact stuff then you can't make a movie about Godzilla. So, if you want a Godzilla movie you have to just ignore the science stuff.


BTW, one thing a lot of modern science fiction movies get wrong is that the audience is required to suspend disbelief to enjoy the movie. But the writers still need to create a consistent world that always follows its own rules. It being science fiction is not an excuse for bad writing.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 12:48:40 AM EDT
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The monster suit is made of really thick rubber.  It is thick enough that the little guns on the miniature tanks can't penetrate it.  Otherwise, you would be killing off multiple stunt men every day of filming.  Duh.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 12:51:43 AM EDT
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The film needs to last at least 1 hour 45 minutes. Otherwise it’s just a long commercial.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 12:52:54 AM EDT
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See...that's when you find out that there wasn't just one.

Link Posted: 3/28/2020 12:53:37 AM EDT
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I wonder if after Godzilla gets done kicking all of the buildings and trains around, he gets to take some imitation crab meat home with him.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 12:54:14 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/28/2020 12:54:22 AM EDT
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Plastic tanks tend to melt.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 12:56:11 AM EDT
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This is why we had to make new movies like Aliens.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 12:56:15 AM EDT
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*are
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 1:04:34 AM EDT
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I’m just here to say shin Godzilla is best Godzilla

Link Posted: 3/28/2020 1:11:56 AM EDT
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A couple of Apaches dumping 30mm DU would have ended the kaiju. But nooooo lets bankrupt the world and build giant robots
that require two people mind melded to run.

(kinda like the China virus if you think about it)


Link Posted: 3/28/2020 1:20:51 AM EDT
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A couple of Apaches dumping 30mm DU would have ended the kaiju. But nooooo lets bankrupt the world and build giant robots
that require two people mind melded to run.

(kinda like the China virus if you think about it)


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How to seal the rift from Pacific Rim.

Take an incomplete Virginia class submarine hull and build it around a single very large caliber torpedo tube.

Build large caliber torpedo out of the bones of dead Kaiju and a Tzar Bomba type nuclear warhead.

Send modified Virginia to fire bone torpedo at the rift.

Done.

Both cheaper than giant mechs. And so fucking METAL!
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 1:21:45 AM EDT
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A couple of Apaches dumping 30mm DU would have ended the kaiju. But nooooo lets bankrupt the world and build giant robots
that require two people mind melded to run.

(kinda like the China virus if you think about it)


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Or just mount whatever big ass gun the robot has on a plane or make big ass lawn darts like the laser sword it had  and just orbit at 10k like a AC130 shooting and dropping lazer darts


Same as every space movie , just bombard the shit from space instead of landing and fighting with small arms
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 1:59:26 AM EDT
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Bullet placement. The right bullet placed in the right spot.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 8:11:24 AM EDT
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They wouldn't be monsters if they weren't easy to kill, right?

Same thing with superheroes.

And John Wick.

ETA and RBG.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 8:14:10 AM EDT
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Isn't Godzilla a good "guy", the killer of those hard to kill bad "guys"?
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 8:17:23 AM EDT
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I always enjoy that platforms with many mile weapon stand-off capabilities have to get close enough so they can get swatted out of the air. Fuck, G boy is big enough for JDAMs....
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 8:19:04 AM EDT
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The bad die hard.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 8:26:36 AM EDT
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15 minute movies suck, well unless you are on some of those other websites...
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 8:27:48 AM EDT
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Same thing with superheroes.

And John Wick.

ETA and RBG.
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That ETA
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 8:28:40 AM EDT
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Godzilla was just pissed off that he was lost on his way to Shinjuku.

He's been chill since he finally got there.

Link Posted: 3/28/2020 8:32:17 AM EDT
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Because Godzilla is America. An unruly, random monster of unstoppable power. No weapons, no acts of bravery, no sacrifice, no level of technology will stop it or even quell its shrieking.

Eventually, Japan will learn the reason the monster has risen. Japan will learn they created the monster.  Japan will learn the monster will protect Japan from far greater monsters that would destroy it.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 8:35:07 AM EDT
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I mean look at the weaponry in the US arsenal.  We can punch through whatever earth and concrete to destroy underground facilities, but not some animal?  A missile can take out an aircraft carrier, but not Godzilla or whatever?  
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Godzilla and the other monsters can withstand nuclear blasts

Carrier group isn't going to do shit
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 8:41:29 AM EDT
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https://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/v22vodart/13225986/p13225986_v_v8_aw.jpg
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Agreed and they did a good job making him a force of nature. Radioactivity is one thing that was missing in all the other Godzilla stories

Link Posted: 3/28/2020 8:46:09 AM EDT
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Agreed and they did a good job making him a force of nature. Radioactivity is one thing that was missing in all the other Godzilla stories

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhCFiHMSyAw
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I’m just here to say shin Godzilla is best Godzilla

https://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/v22vodart/13225986/p13225986_v_v8_aw.jpg

Agreed and they did a good job making him a force of nature. Radioactivity is one thing that was missing in all the other Godzilla stories

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhCFiHMSyAw


No, Shin Godzilla is radioactive for damn sure as you posted,  as are some of the other's like the last couple US made ones, Godzilla, King Of The Monsters being the latest. All are radioactive, the amount has varied but the later ones are more juiced up.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 8:52:38 AM EDT
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I always enjoy that platforms with many mile weapon stand-off capabilities have to get close enough so they can get swatted out of the air. Fuck, G boy is big enough for JDAMs....
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I always laugh at low flying helicopters and aircraft in movies. Nobody tries to kill you up close, we feed you a griffin from on high.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 8:52:54 AM EDT
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All of these movies should be redone with contemporary weapons to reflect modern attention spans:

Godzilla 87: Return of the Derp.

An M1 Abrams tank rolls into frame...

Gunner: Target identified, 2000 meters!
TC: Load Sabot!
Loader: Sabot UP!
TC: FIRE!
Gunner: Target down, bleeding out on Cuomo's mansion.
TC: Stupid dinosaur! Fuck you! Who wants pancakes?

Roll credits...


Link Posted: 3/28/2020 8:55:56 AM EDT
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In real life we would hit that mother with 20 cruise missiles and be done with it. Cool to watch but would be a short flick .
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 8:56:58 AM EDT
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He hasn't taken a Full-Power Shot from Squat-Dog, so the jury's still out.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 8:59:54 AM EDT
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Godzilla and the other monsters can withstand nuclear blasts

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They can withstand radiation.  

Radiation is only a necessary, though not really desired byproduct,  of nuclear weapons.

The desired effect achieved is blast wave. Is Godzilla made of physical matter? Because if he is and he's close to detonation ground zero his matter is going to be dispersed by said blast wave.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 9:03:34 AM EDT
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It's explained in Shin Godzilla and other movies.  Hyper fast regeneration based upon the nuclear factor.  

My own take:

Godzilla basically has  depleted uranium for skin and heals hyper quick.  

Dumping energy into him just gives him more power.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 9:04:34 AM EDT
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Mostly improper caliber and poor shot placement.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 10:04:38 AM EDT
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That's one of the other things.

No one ever seems to use tactics against these things. It's just line up your weapons and blast away.

I had a dream a few weeks ago about using Su35s against a Mothra type monster. The Su's didn't have anything that could even scratch the monster. But they were able to act as picador's, draw the monster away from population centers and lead the monster to a human weapon that could scratch the beastie.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 10:10:15 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/28/2020 10:15:38 AM EDT
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The only thing that can truly defeat Godzilla are terrible box office numbers.

Most recent one had a pretty radioactive return.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 10:24:26 AM EDT
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Because it's GOD-zilla.  Look at the name.  It's right there in the name.
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