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Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:23:38 AM EDT
[#1]
I miss page 28.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:23:50 AM EDT
[#2]
No I don't.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:24:10 AM EDT
[#3]
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It's more notable when you're not snarky.
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I can't help it.

I try to be gentle and sweet, like Ralph, but it never comes out right.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:24:29 AM EDT
[#4]
Supposed to get down to freezing again.


Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:24:59 AM EDT
[#5]
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I miss page 28.
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I miss the rains...no not in Africa. In Colorado.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:25:32 AM EDT
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I can't help it.

I try to be gentle and sweet, like Ralph, but it never comes out right.
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Someone called me snarky in the 17HMR thread.


I almost came back for a round 2 but figured the snark was best to be saved for here.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:25:56 AM EDT
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I miss the rains...no not in Africa. In Colorado.
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Ain't rained since Reagan was president.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:26:37 AM EDT
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Supposed to get down to freezing again.


Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses
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For you see brother Maynard, for them...it is...the Holocaust.

Supposed to rain starting Sunday. Please fuck make it so.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:27:33 AM EDT
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Someone called me snarky in the 17HMR thread.


I almost came back for a round 2 but figured the snark was best to be saved for here.
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I can't help it.

I try to be gentle and sweet, like Ralph, but it never comes out right.



Someone called me snarky in the 17HMR thread.


I almost came back for a round 2 but figured the snark was best to be saved for here.


I like being snarky with you assholes. It's fun and makes me smile.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:29:00 AM EDT
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For you see brother Maynard, for them...it is...the Holocaust.

Supposed to rain starting Sunday. Please fuck make it so.
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My weather isn't so optimistic about that

Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:30:33 AM EDT
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I miss mean tweets.
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I miss $1.39 a gallon gas.....
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:31:22 AM EDT
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Ain't rained since Reagan was president.
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Remember that time Prince died and it rained for 2 weeks?
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:31:54 AM EDT
[#13]
Morning all.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:32:12 AM EDT
[#14]
Guess I had better get myself ready for the day
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:32:26 AM EDT
[#15]
Motor and trans are out on the ground.

Time to get disassemblin....
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:32:50 AM EDT
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Guess I had better get myself ready for the day
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Hopefully, your day does not require pants.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:32:54 AM EDT
[#17]
lol ur gonna be ballz deep in that trans
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:33:09 AM EDT
[#18]
Sadly, my day does require pants.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:33:31 AM EDT
[#19]
I just want you all to know that I've got another braunschweiger sandwich for lunch today.

Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:33:53 AM EDT
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lol ur gonna be ballz deep in that trans
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These trannys can take a beating and keep on ticking.

The engines and turbos...Not so much.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:34:18 AM EDT
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I just want you all to know that I've got another braunschweiger sandwich for lunch today.

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Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:34:48 AM EDT
[#22]
Do you smell like an old man, or just look and act like one?
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:35:10 AM EDT
[#23]
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This post smells bad
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:39:54 AM EDT
[#24]
It just *is* bad.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:46:57 AM EDT
[#25]
Car left in the middle of the shop last night.

No keys.

Apparently the car ran out of gas in the middle of the shop last night and they left it there.

Car is being picked up by transport company at 9:00AM today to be shipped to Brazil.

So..No gas..No keys.

Send Squirrel to get some gas in a can for the car. Car has gas now. Still no keys.

Coordinator chick calls me bitching about why the car isn't ready yet. I ask where the keys are.

Coordinator chick has the keys. She's not in today. She's in Key West for the weekend.

Now we cut 2 new mechanical keys and program 2 new key fobs for the car.

To the tune of $1,100.  
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:47:37 AM EDT
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I just want you all to know that I've got another braunschweiger sandwich for lunch today.

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Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:47:49 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:48:08 AM EDT
[#28]
Need moar covfefe.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:49:08 AM EDT
[#29]
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:50:50 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:51:59 AM EDT
[#31]
If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor here. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this.

So, pretty please, with sugar on top, get the fucking gas in the car. And program the fuckling keys.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:54:34 AM EDT
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If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor here. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this.

So, pretty please, with sugar on top, get the fucking gas in the car. And program the fuckling keys.
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Lol. Coordinator chick is gonna take credit for this.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:54:59 AM EDT
[#33]
You sending the Wolf?
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 8:55:24 AM EDT
[#34]
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Your move, Florida man.
Your move.
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Best I can come up with on short notice....

Cut the gay out.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 9:03:01 AM EDT
[#35]
This roll weighed in at 87,087lbs
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 9:04:23 AM EDT
[#36]
Ah, a refreshing breeze starts early this morning.

28MPH already


This will be a good day to be in the shop
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 9:08:37 AM EDT
[#37]
Probably disappointing gunshow tomorrow.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 9:10:43 AM EDT
[#38]
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Car left in the middle of the shop last night.

No keys.

Apparently the car ran out of gas in the middle of the shop last night and they left it there.

Car is being picked up by transport company at 9:00AM today to be shipped to Brazil.

So..No gas..No keys.

Send Squirrel to get some gas in a can for the car. Car has gas now. Still no keys.

Coordinator chick calls me bitching about why the car isn't ready yet. I ask where the keys are.

Coordinator chick has the keys. She's not in today. She's in Key West for the weekend.

Now we cut 2 new mechanical keys and program 2 new key fobs for the car.

To the tune of $1,100.  
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Doesn’t it have to be drained of gas to ship internationally?
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 9:11:22 AM EDT
[#39]
There's wind in Kansas?
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 9:12:13 AM EDT
[#40]
Nay, only a gentle breeze
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 9:12:14 AM EDT
[#41]
Come up here and fix my truck.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 9:16:25 AM EDT
[#42]
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Do you smell like an old man, or just look and act like one?
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Yes?
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 9:18:20 AM EDT
[#43]
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Nay, only a gentle breeze
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What a coincidence, there's a gentle breeze coming out my ass.


Smells like...braunschweiger.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 9:18:51 AM EDT
[#44]
Oh that's nasty
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 9:20:06 AM EDT
[#45]
Someone is gonna shart themselves.
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 9:20:16 AM EDT
[#46]
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 9:23:00 AM EDT
[#47]
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Oh that's nasty
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Link Posted: 4/29/2022 9:23:57 AM EDT
[#48]
No it wasn't.


It was a dirty old man walking fart
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 9:24:35 AM EDT
[#49]
Link Posted: 4/29/2022 9:25:48 AM EDT
[#50]
And I don't care what you say, Tina Fey is damned cute.
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