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The 3rd Resident Evil movie was fucking appalling, and I had tolerated the 1st and enjoyed the 2nd.
Woulda walked out and gone to a bar if I hadn't been the one in the group driving. |
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Gone Fishing with Joe Pesci and Danny Glover.
I actually complained to the manager at the theater that the movie sucked a dead dog's dick and he gave me free passes to another movie. |
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Manos: The Hands of Fate makes every other movie mentioned so far a Best Picture Winner. Except Hurt Locker and Chariots of Fire. They get two. View Quote As far as big budget blockbusters go... I'd have to nominate Battlefield Earth |
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USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage The worst movie I have seen in recent memory. Those men deserved a good movie and got dishonored with this garbage. The only decent part of the movie was the end credits where they interviewed survivors of the ordeal. View Quote |
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Are you fucking kidding? You thought the book Battlefield Earth was anything above a steaming pile of horse shit? ![]() View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Battlefield Earth was terrible The movie I hated most was Ravenous. ![]() Battlefield Earth is 1940s or so pulp magazine Science Fiction. It is a massive story in that vein. Far longer than you would have gotten inthat original format. It is enjoyable as an expanded example of that genre. The movie was horrible, but I loved. At the time, it was a modern big budget version of a cheesy Sci fi movie. If you went to see it, expecting something along the lines of They Live, it delivered. I think people were expecting a Star Wars or something. Over the top crappy acting, implausible events, over simplified, etc. I actually loved it the same way I loved They Live. Some movies are just meant for a certain niche. If you are a connoisseur of very high end scotch, and you go to a very expensive social function expecting it, and you get handed a mason jar of corn mash, you are going to be disappointed. If your plan is to go to the cabin for a week and knock back some moonshine at the end of the hunt, it is just right. For example, Bubba Ho Tep in a no budget nonsensical movie with poor production values. But if you are up for an off the wall concept and some Bruce Campbell, it is hilarious. |
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Hands down this one. And I defy anyone to come up with a worse one than this tripe. I also challenge anyone to watch the entire movie through to then end! :
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You have to GET it. Battlefield Earth is 1940s or so pulp magazine Science Fiction. It is a massive story in that vein. Far longer than you would have gotten inthat original format. It is enjoyable as an expanded example of that genre. The movie was horrible, but I loved. At the time, it was a modern big budget version of a cheesy Sci fi movie. If you went to see it, expecting something along the lines of They Live, it delivered. I think people were expecting a Star Wars or something. Over the top crappy acting, implausible events, over simplified, etc. I actually loved it the same way I loved They Live. Some movies are just meant for a certain niche. If you are a connoisseur of very high end scotch, and you go to a very expensive social function expecting it, and you get handed a mason jar of corn mash, you are going to be disappointed. If your plan is to go to the cabin for a week and knock back some moonshine at the end of the hunt, it is just right. For example, Bubba Ho Tep in a no budget nonsensical movie with poor production values. But if you are up for an off the wall concept and some Bruce Campbell, it is hilarious. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Battlefield Earth was terrible The movie I hated most was Ravenous. ![]() Battlefield Earth is 1940s or so pulp magazine Science Fiction. It is a massive story in that vein. Far longer than you would have gotten inthat original format. It is enjoyable as an expanded example of that genre. The movie was horrible, but I loved. At the time, it was a modern big budget version of a cheesy Sci fi movie. If you went to see it, expecting something along the lines of They Live, it delivered. I think people were expecting a Star Wars or something. Over the top crappy acting, implausible events, over simplified, etc. I actually loved it the same way I loved They Live. Some movies are just meant for a certain niche. If you are a connoisseur of very high end scotch, and you go to a very expensive social function expecting it, and you get handed a mason jar of corn mash, you are going to be disappointed. If your plan is to go to the cabin for a week and knock back some moonshine at the end of the hunt, it is just right. For example, Bubba Ho Tep in a no budget nonsensical movie with poor production values. But if you are up for an off the wall concept and some Bruce Campbell, it is hilarious. Now, Bruce Campbell and "Bubba Ho Tep" is a class above, way above "Battlefield Earth" and most everything that Bruce Campbell is in is much better that most all of John Travolta's work. The Evil Dead movies are much better than anything that Travolta has done. "Battlefield Earth" is simply a bunch of crap. Even Bruce Campbell's short role in "Wax Work" is much better than Travolta in "Battlefield Earth." ![]() |
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Any Star Wars after the first three originals
1941 Jaws 3 and 4, original was the greatest film of all time Volcano Anything by Paula shore |
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Quoted: You have to GET it. Battlefield Earth is 1940s or so pulp magazine Science Fiction. It is a massive story in that vein. Far longer than you would have gotten inthat original format. It is enjoyable as an expanded example of that genre. The movie was horrible, but I loved. At the time, it was a modern big budget version of a cheesy Sci fi movie. If you went to see it, expecting something along the lines of They Live, it delivered. I think people were expecting a Star Wars or something. Over the top crappy acting, implausible events, over simplified, etc. I actually loved it the same way I loved They Live. Some movies are just meant for a certain niche. If you are a connoisseur of very high end scotch, and you go to a very expensive social function expecting it, and you get handed a mason jar of corn mash, you are going to be disappointed. If your plan is to go to the cabin for a week and knock back some moonshine at the end of the hunt, it is just right. For example, Bubba Ho Tep in a no budget nonsensical movie with poor production values. But if you are up for an off the wall concept and some Bruce Campbell, it is hilarious. View Quote We should get together. You know, eat imitation crab meat and stuff |
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"The Master Gunfighter," with Tom Loughlin as star, writer, and director. He used pseudonyms for the last two jobs. I don't blame him. Pre-Civil War samurai western about saving an Indian tribe from bad white guys who want to exterminate them. Loughlin pretty much plays Billy Jack, without the concise writing and expert direction of the Billy Jack movies (yeah, I know what I'm saying), but with even more stupid-ass slo-mo. There's a LeMat revolver, and Barbara Carrera. Both are wasted. I couldn't walk out because I was watching my nephew for the evening, and he was pretty sure the flick would get better as it went along. Welcome to life, kid, in it's disappointing glory.
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Probably "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane" or "Howard the Duck."
ETA - The Highlander movie based off the newer TV series with Adrian Paul was pretty bad too. |
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Probably "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane" or "Howard the Duck." ETA - The Highlander movie based off the newer TV series with Adrian Paul was pretty bad too. View Quote He will do a knock out, interesting screen play- Creating a whole new world and concept- Like Highlander, Prophecy, backdraft. If they do a sequel, It will suck balls in s ledgendary fashion. If they ever do a sequel to backdraft, I suspect it will fall prey to the curse. |
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I agree with you. I enjoyed the book, probably the only reason I like the movie. We should get together. You know, eat imitation crab meat and stuff View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Quoted: You have to GET it. Battlefield Earth is 1940s or so pulp magazine Science Fiction. It is a massive story in that vein. Far longer than you would have gotten inthat original format. It is enjoyable as an expanded example of that genre. The movie was horrible, but I loved. At the time, it was a modern big budget version of a cheesy Sci fi movie. If you went to see it, expecting something along the lines of They Live, it delivered. I think people were expecting a Star Wars or something. Over the top crappy acting, implausible events, over simplified, etc. I actually loved it the same way I loved They Live. Some movies are just meant for a certain niche. If you are a connoisseur of very high end scotch, and you go to a very expensive social function expecting it, and you get handed a mason jar of corn mash, you are going to be disappointed. If your plan is to go to the cabin for a week and knock back some moonshine at the end of the hunt, it is just right. For example, Bubba Ho Tep in a no budget nonsensical movie with poor production values. But if you are up for an off the wall concept and some Bruce Campbell, it is hilarious. We should get together. You know, eat imitation crab meat and stuff You bring the crab meat and Bruce Campbell movies. I will grab B level or worse heinlein and Phillip k dick movies, a box of wine, some weed, and a couple of chicks with low self esteem that reek of desperation. I’ll have mom grab some extra snacks and make sure she stays out of the basement. |
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The only movie I ever walked out on was back in the '70's. A vile piece of dreck called "Cabaret".
It is beyond a doubt the worst movie I've ever paid to see. We lasted less than 30 minutes and bailed. I also hated Forrest Gump. That one had me walking out of my living room to avoid the stupidity. To think it beat out Shawshank Redemption that year. Unreal. |
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Anything with Rob Schneider in it. View Quote ![]() rob schneider is a carrot ![]() rob schneider is a stapler trailer.wmv |
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Inglorious Basterds
Fury was a huge let down for me, I was pumped to watch it then, I was like WTF is this shit, but still better than Inglourious Basterds. |
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Had to watch those Twilight movies, and Fifty Shades of Gray movies, with my wife. Just horrible. Acting was like bad porn. No wait, that is a put down to bad porn.
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Gone fishing, Danny Glover Joe Peschi
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