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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:15:28 AM EDT
[#1]
Dick Skinner
forgot about that one. |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:17:31 AM EDT
[#2]
Richard Head
Ima Pigg |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:19:42 AM EDT
[#3]
 This guy's name is Rex Butt. No joke. |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:19:57 AM EDT
[#4]
Ho Suk Sue.
His roommate nicked named him Paul, and it was the entire semester before anyone knew his real name and that "Paul" was a complete fabrication. |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:20:04 AM EDT
[#5]
Also knew a Mary Boghole. She married into it.
Minty Phresh |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:20:48 AM EDT
[#6]
I have a cousin named Freybjorn (fray-be-yorn pronunciation)
After having been repeated to me about a dozen times, I said "the fuck kind of name is that? Kids gonna get bullied for life " |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:20:53 AM EDT
[#7]
Met a gal named candy cain. There was an Asian guy I dealt with at work who's last name was Nutsuk.
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:22:09 AM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Served with guy that had the last name Dork  |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:22:56 AM EDT
[#9]
Knew a girl named Sunshine Frey. She was stunningly beautiful actually. Her brothers name was Justin Tyme Frey. Never met their parents although I’m sure they were several hits of acid deep at a Grateful Dead show.
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:23:36 AM EDT
[#10]
I’ve got a cousin named Keith.
Probably the worst name in the English language. |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:23:49 AM EDT
[#11]
Adam Adams.
William Williams White guy with the last name of Nigro |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:23:51 AM EDT
[#12]
We had a guy in high school that was like a real life Steve Urkel unfortunately named, Richard Head...
I had a teacher who’s last name was Slutskin...she was pretty but it didn’t save her from junior high school ridicule. |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:26:55 AM EDT
[#13]
Richard Farmer
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:27:30 AM EDT
[#14]
Candella Wicks
Candy Dam she was hot |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:30:49 AM EDT
[#15]
Dick Harry.
For real, he was a Realtor in Michigan. Nice guy, too. We also had a Richard Head in my town. |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:37:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: in before lemonjello and orangejello There it is. |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:37:27 AM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Twin sisters Ima and Eura Hogg Ima Hogg was a real person; Ura Hogg is not. Ima was the daughter or Jim Hogg a governor of Texas elected in the 1890s. Ima founded the Houston Symphony amount other things related to mental health and the arts. |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:38:01 AM EDT
[#18]
Knew a Kelly Green.
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:40:03 AM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I served with a Marine with the surname of Dork. I knew a Private Lovelace in the Marine Corps. I can only imagine what it was like for him in recruit training. |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:40:21 AM EDT
[#20]
We had a dispatcher named Assman. John Assman.
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:44:12 AM EDT
[#21]
Anita Dick was our substitute teacher. Her dad was Harry, and owned Dick Distributing, the local beer distribution company. And no this isn't made up just to be funny.
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:45:19 AM EDT
[#22]
The weather girl for a small local radio station where I used to live was named Robin Banks.
Better than Sharon Needles I guess. |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:46:17 AM EDT
[#23]
Fanny Tan
Hung Dong |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:49:58 AM EDT
[#24]
Richard Ryder
Guy with the last name of Swallow that was in the Navy. At some point he was Seaman Swallow. Super nice guy that could have destroyed anyone that fucked with him. I never asked if anyone gave him shit about it. Bruce Wayne Botman Unix and Linux went to school with my kids. Their names were in the yearbook. |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 12:54:19 AM EDT
[#25]
Went to high school with a kid named Benjamin Gay but everyone called him Ben. There was a fellow at work whose surname is Dickover.
This was the pharmacy when I was a kid. He had several daughters. 
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:00:34 AM EDT
[#26]
Richard Head
Herman Gerring |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:00:39 AM EDT
[#27]
Local guy named Bourbon Schartz. Yuuup, good Ol Whiskey Shits.
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:05:04 AM EDT
[#28]
I once delivered twins.
Little Chandelier was born first. Next came little Menagerie. No way that momma spelled those names correctly without help. Told another doc about those twins. He said he could top it. He had delivered little Sesqui and little Centennial during the Texas Sesquicentennial. |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:06:42 AM EDT
[#29]
Harry Ball
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:06:42 AM EDT
[#30]
Knew a girl named Randy Prettyman.
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:08:57 AM EDT
[#31]
Shithead and Usnavy
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:11:17 AM EDT
[#32]
Went to grade school with girl named Lasagna Bonner. She looked a lot like Idi Amin.
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:16:49 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Myron. "Back off!" |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:17:32 AM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Mickey Hunt in HS. We called him MY Cunt, he really was a cunt. I work with a michael hunt. Of course we call him Mike. |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:18:54 AM EDT
[#35]
My sister went to elementary school with a brother and sister duo by the names of Yo’Majesty and Yo’Higness
There is a girl at the local supermarket named C’Cret (Secret) |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:22:17 AM EDT
[#36]
Meet Dick Gohn in the military. Only went by his last name.
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:24:01 AM EDT
[#37]
Rachel Sonja Cox
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:28:14 AM EDT
[#38]
Astro Teller
Its his real name. Yes. He's still alive. He works at Alphabet. Job title: Captain of Moon Shots. The guy is brilliant... |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:30:08 AM EDT
[#39]
Tora Hymen
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:30:12 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Fanny Tan Hung Dong 
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:33:04 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:33:51 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I served with a Marine with the surname of Dork. Quote HistoryQuoted: I served with a Marine with the surname of Dork. Quoted: Served with guy that had the last name Dork You guys know each other? 
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:35:01 AM EDT
[#43]
In my Basic Training Platoon, there was a guy whose surname was Manlove. Pretty sure he got shit his whole life.
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:35:26 AM EDT
[#44]
Dick Trickle
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:36:26 AM EDT
[#45]
Had a great aunt in Mexico named Demencia
 
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:37:11 AM EDT
[#46]
Atari Bobo
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:40:33 AM EDT
[#47]
Lauri Love Cum
Actual name of a girl in my junior high school. |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:41:16 AM EDT
[#48]
A few...Lloyd Butts, Kyle Ashpole, someone with the last name Kike, Launce Bugby....
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:42:48 AM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Lauri Love Cum Actual name of a girl in my junior high school. It's hard to believe that someone could be that cruel to their own daughter. I'll bet she was glad to get married and lose the Cum. |
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Posted: 3/22/2021 1:43:09 AM EDT
[#50]
Bolvarius Shagnasty in SLC
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