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Posted: 10/14/2021 8:07:20 PM EST
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Posted: 10/14/2021 8:36:16 PM EST
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https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-evil-mirror-universe-william-shatner-returns-from-space
 On Wednesday, William Shatner, the beloved Boston Legal actor famous for portraying attorney Denny Crane, traveled to space. Shatner was one of four people aboard Jeff Bezos’s cucumber-shaped Blue Origin rocket as it soared to the edge of the atmosphere, offering breathtaking views and a few minutes of weightlessness. The shaft of the eggplant-shaped craft then detached and passengers floated back to earth. The mission seemed to be a success, but concerned witnesses said something about Shatner seemed off. "He seemed…evil," said another crew member. "And he had a black goatee that really added to his evil look." After attempting to sabotage the next flight by removing the inertial dampeners and randomly attacking a civilian in a red shirt, Shatner declared that West Texas, where he landed, was “now part of the Terran Empire.” When Bezos attempted to congratulate him on his journey, Shatner cracked a bunch of bald jokes and mocked Bezos for being only the second richest person in the world... |
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Posted: 10/14/2021 8:39:15 PM EST
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Posted: 10/14/2021 9:50:43 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Rope-A-Dope: Politically motivated katana - in my ass.  Fuckr Fuckh 
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Posted: 10/14/2021 11:32:47 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ar15-joe: For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant. WAIT WHAT? McChicken sauce is available in packets? this can't be true! i agree that McChicken is the best standard thing at mcdonalds. Love the mcrib when that is available though! |
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NH, USA
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Posted: 10/14/2021 11:45:55 PM EST
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Quote HistoryWait, Guy Fieri is evil Kirk? |
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Posted: 10/14/2021 11:49:45 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By kpoesq369: We had to put the "no standing on the toilet" signs up in Afghanistan in the porta-johns. The TCNs would do it, which put the center of gravity up pretty high, which led to them turning over. And a whole bunch of blue people running around squealing! Also, no pooping in the shower signs. Apparently they believed Finding Nemo and all drains led to the sea. Our Ugandans liked to jump up and down in the showers and would break through the floor. |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 2:24:50 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gardnerjr: WAIT WHAT? McChicken sauce is available in packets? this can't be true! i agree that McChicken is the best standard thing at mcdonalds. Love the mcrib when that is available though! Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gardnerjr: Originally Posted By ar15-joe: For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant. WAIT WHAT? McChicken sauce is available in packets? this can't be true! i agree that McChicken is the best standard thing at mcdonalds. Love the mcrib when that is available though! 
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Posted: 10/15/2021 3:08:05 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By kpoesq369: We had to put the "no standing on the toilet" signs up in Afghanistan in the porta-johns. The TCNs would do it, which put the center of gravity up pretty high, which led to them turning over. And a whole bunch of blue people running around squealing! Also, no pooping in the shower signs. Apparently they believed Finding Nemo and all drains led to the sea. When my employer built its factory in China, they installed normal toilets. Apparently this confused the employees, who insisted that they remove them and just give them holes in the floor to shit in. 
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Posted: 10/15/2021 5:10:13 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Shazbat: Wait, Guy Fieri is evil Kirk? |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 6:40:58 AM EST
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Posted: 10/15/2021 7:01:01 AM EST
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So I put a bunch of terms and things arf likes to talk about along with two of our favorite moderators names in Plot Generator to see what the AI came up with
I have to say Lmao  The Gay Women A Short Story by Writer Unknown Aimless had always loved autistic Dkprof’s House with its great, gorgeous GD. It was a place where he felt shocked. He was a gay, Hawaiian shirt wearing, IPA drinker with tall FUPA and pointy EDC. His friends saw him as a poor, plain pot-bellied snow chicken. Once, he had even helped a wide OP recover from a flying accident. That's the sort of man he was. Aimless walked over to the window and reflected on his smelly surroundings. The rain hammered like FOing penguin. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Dk Prof. Dk was an Incel dansk moderator guy with thicc FUPA and curvy EDC. Aimless gulped. He was not prepared for Dk. As Aimless stepped outside and Dk came closer, he could see the high-pitched glint in his eye. Dk gazed with the affection of 5242 Chad drab dag. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want imitation crab meat." Aimless looked back, even more boomer and still fingering the gay women. "Dk, do you want to play with model trains," he replied. They looked at each other with autistic feelings, like two giant, gloopy goose brownelled at a very moderator thread, which had Hip-hop music playing in the background and two sexy uncles banned to the beat. Aimless studied Dk's thicc FUPA and curvy EDC. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Aimless in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't love you Dk." Dk looked old, his emotions raw like an abundant, aggressive AR-15. Aimless could actually hear Dk's emotions shatter into 8855 pieces. Then the Incel dansk moderator guy hurried away into the distance. Not even a drink of IPA would calm Aimless's nerves tonight. THE END |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 7:02:44 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By PraesidiumFabrica: So I put a bunch of terms and things arf likes to talk about along with two of our favorite moderators names in Plot Generator to see what the AI came up with I have to say Lmao Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By PraesidiumFabrica: So I put a bunch of terms and things arf likes to talk about along with two of our favorite moderators names in Plot Generator to see what the AI came up with I have to say Lmao The Gay Women A Short Story by Writer Unknown Aimless had always loved autistic Dkprof’s House with its great, gorgeous GD. It was a place where he felt shocked. He was a gay, Hawaiian shirt wearing, IPA drinker with tall FUPA and pointy EDC. His friends saw him as a poor, plain pot-bellied snow chicken. Once, he had even helped a wide OP recover from a flying accident. That's the sort of man he was. Aimless walked over to the window and reflected on his smelly surroundings. The rain hammered like FOing penguin. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Dk Prof. Dk was an Incel dansk moderator guy with thicc FUPA and curvy EDC. Aimless gulped. He was not prepared for Dk. As Aimless stepped outside and Dk came closer, he could see the high-pitched glint in his eye. Dk gazed with the affection of 5242 Chad drab dag. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want imitation crab meat." Aimless looked back, even more boomer and still fingering the gay women. "Dk, do you want to play with model trains," he replied. They looked at each other with autistic feelings, like two giant, gloopy goose brownelled at a very moderator thread, which had Hip-hop music playing in the background and two sexy uncles banned to the beat. Aimless studied Dk's thicc FUPA and curvy EDC. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Aimless in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't love you Dk." Dk looked old, his emotions raw like an abundant, aggressive AR-15. Aimless could actually hear Dk's emotions shatter into 8855 pieces. Then the Incel dansk moderator guy hurried away into the distance. Not even a drink of IPA would calm Aimless's nerves tonight. THE END You're a phenomenal asset to this site, science kid  |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 7:12:36 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By PraesidiumFabrica: So I put a bunch of terms and things arf likes to talk about along with two of our favorite moderators names in Plot Generator to see what the AI came up with I have to say Lmao Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By PraesidiumFabrica: So I put a bunch of terms and things arf likes to talk about along with two of our favorite moderators names in Plot Generator to see what the AI came up with I have to say Lmao The Gay Women A Short Story by Writer Unknown Aimless had always loved autistic Dkprof’s House with its great, gorgeous GD. It was a place where he felt shocked. He was a gay, Hawaiian shirt wearing, IPA drinker with tall FUPA and pointy EDC. His friends saw him as a poor, plain pot-bellied snow chicken. Once, he had even helped a wide OP recover from a flying accident. That's the sort of man he was. Aimless walked over to the window and reflected on his smelly surroundings. The rain hammered like FOing penguin. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Dk Prof. Dk was an Incel dansk moderator guy with thicc FUPA and curvy EDC. Aimless gulped. He was not prepared for Dk. As Aimless stepped outside and Dk came closer, he could see the high-pitched glint in his eye. Dk gazed with the affection of 5242 Chad drab dag. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want imitation crab meat." Aimless looked back, even more boomer and still fingering the gay women. "Dk, do you want to play with model trains," he replied. They looked at each other with autistic feelings, like two giant, gloopy goose brownelled at a very moderator thread, which had Hip-hop music playing in the background and two sexy uncles banned to the beat. Aimless studied Dk's thicc FUPA and curvy EDC. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Aimless in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't love you Dk." Dk looked old, his emotions raw like an abundant, aggressive AR-15. Aimless could actually hear Dk's emotions shatter into 8855 pieces. Then the Incel dansk moderator guy hurried away into the distance. Not even a drink of IPA would calm Aimless's nerves tonight. THE END  Attached File |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 7:34:13 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Spacejunk: My underwear barely survived watching that Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Spacejunk: Originally Posted By Boom_Stick: Originally Posted By Spacejunk: Fuck And he survived My underwear barely survived watching that That's what I needed to watch right before I ride over to daytona Biketoberfest, geez.... |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 7:38:35 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Surfdiver: That's what I needed to watch right before I ride over to daytona Biketoberfest, geez.... Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Surfdiver: Originally Posted By Spacejunk: Originally Posted By Boom_Stick: Originally Posted By Spacejunk: Fuck And he survived My underwear barely survived watching that That's what I needed to watch right before I ride over to daytona Biketoberfest, geez.... Hope you have loud pipes. |
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PA, USA
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Posted: 10/15/2021 7:42:56 AM EST
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Let er rip tater chip
 Guy Blows Up 300ZX trying to do Burnout |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 8:17:22 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By PraesidiumFabrica: So I put a bunch of terms and things arf likes to talk about along with two of our favorite moderators names in Plot Generator to see what the AI came up with I have to say Lmao   No blading @45. |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 8:46:00 AM EST
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Posted: 10/15/2021 9:12:52 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By hdhogman: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/12582/wall_jpg-2130597.JPG Or did they? |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 9:18:21 AM EST
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Posted: 10/15/2021 9:43:31 AM EST
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Posted: 10/15/2021 9:56:55 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By M95Mauser: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/185854/FB_IMG_1634308941945_jpg-2130687.JPG
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Posted: 10/15/2021 10:10:56 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryOriginally Posted By CajunMojo: Originally Posted By midcap: holy shit....that explains so much down here. https://media.giphy.com/media/LMWG4e8WfVWspCxJR7/giphy.gif
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Posted: 10/15/2021 10:34:42 AM EST
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Posted: 10/15/2021 10:41:02 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ponykilr: https://rumble.com/vns4np-bareshelvesbiden-by-mi-amigo-shawn-farash...-hes-the-besto.html damn....that was really good |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 10:56:20 AM EST
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Posted: 10/15/2021 11:44:07 AM EST
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Posted: 10/15/2021 11:45:05 AM EST
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Posted: 10/15/2021 11:49:53 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dmnoid77: Homemade copypasta is best copypasta. For people who try to act like badasses, motorcyclists are the biggest bunch of fucking crybabies out there. I was cutting my grass this weekend, and I had made the first three passes so that I blew the grass AWAY from the road, so as not to upset the buttfuck mafia when they ride by on their cockmobiles. Well, that wasn’t good enough for one of them, and at about 40 yards away he throws his finger up, and starts pumping his arm up and down. I made the “crybaby” motion with both hands at him, which seemed to really make the fat cunt on the back happy, and I saw them slowing down around 100 yards past me up the road. They then continued on, so I guess Road Captain Cockgobbler got to tell his pet fucking narwhal just how lucky I am. |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 11:52:52 AM EST
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Posted: 10/15/2021 12:11:43 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Shazbat: Wait, Guy Fieri is evil Kirk? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Shazbat: Wait, Guy Fieri is evil Kirk? Not really evil without an eye patch. |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 12:34:48 PM EST
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Posted: 10/15/2021 2:14:33 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Cpt_Kirks: Not really evil without an eye patch. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Cpt_Kirks: Originally Posted By Shazbat: Wait, Guy Fieri is evil Kirk? Not really evil without an eye patch. I thought neither Evil Kirk nor Mirror Universe Kirk had an eye patch.
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Posted: 10/15/2021 2:20:42 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TrailerTrash556: Let er rip tater chip  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMrNZ3WUOek |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 3:07:11 PM EST
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Posted: 10/15/2021 3:58:33 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ludder093: That was painful to watch. What a fucking idiot. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ludder093: Originally Posted By TrailerTrash556: Let er rip tater chip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMrNZ3WUOekI like the video of a 'service tech' trying that with a new Corvette. He held the brake and gas down, never spun the tires and was banging the rev limiter. KAAA-BOOM! |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 4:05:06 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DK-Prof: I thought neither Evil Kirk nor Mirror Universe Kirk had an eye patch. Evil Spock had a goatee. Evil Sulu had a facial scar. Evil Kirk had a sleeveless uniform, a hot babe locked in his bedroom, and a machine that killed his enemies by remote control. Nowhere in mirror universe were there gratuitous eyepatches. Maybe people are thinking about pirate universe. . |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 4:07:28 PM EST
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Posted: 10/15/2021 4:20:53 PM EST
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Posted: 10/15/2021 4:36:04 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By doc_Zox: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/AFC9BF39-8D01-4465-A70F-174AC9C3D75E-2131275.jpg whose bright idea was it to nail the eyepatch to his face? how'd they get him to agree to it? "I lost an eye, but no way am I wearing a strap around my head." "Say no more..." . |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 4:48:20 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DK-Prof: I thought neither Evil Kirk nor Mirror Universe Kirk had an eye patch. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DK-Prof: Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks: Originally Posted By Shazbat: Wait, Guy Fieri is evil Kirk? Not really evil without an eye patch. I thought neither Evil Kirk nor Mirror Universe Kirk had an eye patch. No, that is an avatar someone uses. Avatar looks legit. |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 4:53:35 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By kar98k: . whose bright idea was it to nail the eyepatch to his face? how'd they get him to agree to it? "I lost an eye, but no way am I wearing a strap around my head." "Say no more..." . Just quoted this at him: "Un-thread the rude eye of rebellion, and welcome home again discarded faith." |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 6:20:17 PM EST
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 Mulan | I'll Make A Man Out Of You | Disney Parody - Gun Version |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 7:21:56 PM EST
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spotted on the interstate today.... one of the reasons i love alabama.
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Posted: 10/15/2021 8:01:38 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer: spotted on the interstate today.... one of the reasons i love alabama. https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/245557187_10224923769415579_7213348075986666256_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=xziZWNQuvIUAX-oAD99&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=8fbdf3d4c9fe39ec6c320dc83d17f9be&oe=61904B82 That’s fucking awesome |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 8:13:41 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By kar98k: . Evil Kirk had a sleeveless uniform, a hot babe locked in his bedroom, and a machine that killed his enemies by remote control. . Evil Kirk is a different episode (the enemy within) from Mirror Kirk (mirror mirror). |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 8:45:05 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DK-Prof: Evil Kirk is a different episode (the enemy within) from Mirror Kirk (mirror mirror). yeah, its mirror universe... now explain why this guy from mirror universe is referred to as Evil Spock  also don't seem to care about Evil Sulu not that any straight folk care about Sulu... . |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 9:02:03 PM EST
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