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doc_Zox Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 41103 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 4/14/2022 12:54:55 PM EDT [Last Edit: doc_Zox] [#1]
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

doc_Zox Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 41104 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 4/14/2022 12:55:51 PM EDT [#2] PIRKLED!
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

jmftexas egotistical extremist Joined Jan 2008 Posts 10035 EE 100% (5) TX, USA	Posted: 4/14/2022 1:31:38 PM EDT [#3] Quote History Originally Posted By doc_Zox: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/CFB1E8DC-822C-4547-B6FF-62D787206D72-2347900.jpg View Quote Gracias

RTUtah @jseconomos Joined Dec 2006 Posts 27006 EE 100% (101) NC, USA	Posted: 4/14/2022 1:33:46 PM EDT [#4] Quote History Originally Posted By JsARCLIGHT: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/18357/ShutUpAndTakeElonsMoney-2348682.jpg View Quote Nice but I was thinking more of a bad shop where it's an actual photo of Elon's head. And maybe in addition to the "Shut up and take my money," it says "Or I'll take yours."
	http://www.amazon.com/Gentle-Propositions-J-S-Economos/dp/0615997635

JsARCLIGHT Laughing Through the Fallout Zone Joined Dec 2001 Posts 18147 EE 100% (197) MO, USA	Posted: 4/14/2022 2:02:42 PM EDT [#5] Quote History Originally Posted By RTUtah: Nice but I was thinking more of a bad shop where it's an actual photo of Elon's head. And maybe in addition to the "Shut up and take my money," it says "Or I'll take yours." View Quote

RTUtah @jseconomos Joined Dec 2006 Posts 27007 EE 100% (101) NC, USA	Posted: 4/14/2022 2:03:48 PM EDT [#6] Quote History Originally Posted By JsARCLIGHT: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/18357/ShutUpAndTakeElonsMoneyOrHellTakeYours-2348813.jpg View Quote
	http://www.amazon.com/Gentle-Propositions-J-S-Economos/dp/0615997635

Brisk Member Joined Apr 2004 Posts 7728 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 4/14/2022 2:07:06 PM EDT [Last Edit: Brisk] [#7] Quote History Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Attached File View Quote No, no, no. You are not a nice person!
	We'll figure something out. Callsign: Contusion

doc_Zox Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 41107 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 4/14/2022 2:18:20 PM EDT [#8]
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

doc_Zox Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 41108 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 4/14/2022 2:25:13 PM EDT [#9]
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

The_Beer_Slayer Member Joined Nov 2000 Posts 93956 EE 100% (11) AL, USA	Posted: 4/14/2022 7:53:03 PM EDT [#10]

Birddog1911 39-05N 104-29W @ 7300' Joined Nov 2008 Posts 21741 EE 100% (87) CO, USA	Posted: 4/14/2022 7:53:58 PM EDT [#11] Attached File
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Notrega Pater Debiles @Notrega @RetardChamber Joined Sep 2006 Posts 12783 EE 100% (1) GA, USA	Posted: 4/14/2022 8:33:52 PM EDT [#12]
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shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 37407 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 4/14/2022 8:35:13 PM EDT [#13] Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

mr_camera_man I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK! Joined Jan 2002 Posts 13443 EE 100% (11) IN, USA	Posted: 4/14/2022 10:13:02 PM EDT [#14] Attached File
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Abominable triskaidekaphobic Joined Apr 2013 Posts 6669 EE 100% (2) ID, USA	Posted: 4/14/2022 11:05:29 PM EDT [#15]
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RV8guy SPOON! Joined Nov 2008 Posts 22818 EE 100% (4) TX, USA	Posted: 4/14/2022 11:30:33 PM EDT [#16]
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Hans_Landa Member Joined May 2018 Posts 1668 EE 100% (7) USA	Posted: 4/15/2022 1:31:57 AM EDT [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By Birddog1911: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/21179/278583044_3112931605690778_3444253339595-2349176.JPG View Quote
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digitalebola Member Joined Aug 2006 Posts 10883 EE 0% (0) GA, USA	Posted: 4/15/2022 5:59:23 AM EDT [#18] Attached File

MADMAXXX Member Joined Oct 2020 Posts 1870 EE 0% (0) THA	Posted: 4/15/2022 6:10:27 AM EDT [Last Edit: MADMAXXX] [#19] Oops

digitalebola Member Joined Aug 2006 Posts 10884 EE 0% (0) GA, USA	Posted: 4/15/2022 7:49:34 AM EDT [#20] Attached File

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Notcalifornialegal Calvin Coolidge Enthusiast Joined Sep 2009 Posts 16740 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 4/15/2022 9:24:35 AM EDT [#22] Quote History Originally Posted By digitalebola: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/104360/9FD23310-59BC-4385-81D3-F8D523CDA153_jpe-2349660.JPG View Quote
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digitalebola Member Joined Aug 2006 Posts 10885 EE 0% (0) GA, USA	Posted: 4/15/2022 9:25:39 AM EDT [#23] Quote History Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/uiTW-p-2304686.gif View Quote Attached File

beitodesstrafe willy nilly used the heater Joined Nov 2007 Posts 91606 EE 100% (91) VA, USA	Posted: 4/15/2022 10:29:18 AM EDT [#24] Quote History Originally Posted By mr_camera_man: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/19198/278308293_7580853835288214_5541010544924-2349440.JPG View Quote
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digitalebola Member Joined Aug 2006 Posts 10886 EE 0% (0) GA, USA	Posted: 4/15/2022 12:59:53 PM EDT [#25] Attached File

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AR-1904 Member Joined Aug 2008 Posts 2693 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/15/2022 1:39:51 PM EDT [#27] Quote History Originally Posted By: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/67160/photo_2022-04-14_21-54-48_jpg-2350005.JPG View Quote Should read: Esta ‘Ricardo’, puta. ¿Quién carajo formó estos pasos?

switchtanks Joined Feb 2012 Posts 21590 EE 0% (0) TN, USA	Posted: 4/15/2022 1:52:05 PM EDT [#28] Quote History Originally Posted By Abominable: https://i.imgur.com/yBL2vV5.jpg View Quote

Abominable triskaidekaphobic Joined Apr 2013 Posts 6674 EE 100% (2) ID, USA	Posted: 4/15/2022 2:30:24 PM EDT [#29] Quote History Originally Posted By switchtanks: View Quote Stickers
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WorkDroid The original underscore mafia Joined Nov 2000 Posts 29501 EE 100% (25) WA, USA	Posted: 4/15/2022 2:57:02 PM EDT [#30] Attached File
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M1907Sling Joined Mar 2019 Posts 5503 EE 100% (2) PA, USA	Posted: 4/15/2022 3:59:09 PM EDT [#31] I think I kinda like her.

redoubt Something witty. Joined May 2005 Posts 11978 EE 100% (1) WA, USA	Posted: 4/15/2022 5:18:52 PM EDT [#32]
	Life is about choices. If you make a mistake once, it's a mistake. You make the same mistake again, that's a choice.

dmnoid77

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Posted: 4/15/2022 6:29:14 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By M1907Sling:
I think I kinda like her.

https://i.imgur.com/iiKXyah.jpeg

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Blast from the past there, but she’s cute.

Originally Posted By HermanSnerd:

In reality, those two hot chicks that you just met that want you to come home with them for "a good time", are merely the bait for the huge guy hiding in the closet wearing a Batman suit.

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Posted: 4/15/2022 7:06:16 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By M1907Sling:
I think I kinda like her.

https://i.imgur.com/iiKXyah.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/RKehq1S.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/hQkwUxK.jpeg

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Pretty gal.

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 30087 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 4/15/2022 9:16:59 PM EDT [#35] . yeah... that reminds me... it would be a much better society if more folks drank from cups made from the skull of their enemy .
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

15jonshoot Joined Apr 2006 Posts 18918 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 4/15/2022 9:25:10 PM EDT [#36] https://twitter.com/ASoftstar/status/1512575038922264577?cxt=HHwWgsCssfy-3_0pAAAA Made a salad with bacon bits Had to make a birthday cake and bring a game... Turned around way too fast.

15jonshoot Joined Apr 2006 Posts 18919 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 4/15/2022 9:34:28 PM EDT [#37]

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ar-jedi

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Posted: 4/16/2022 9:56:36 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/46582/278307084_5091012240934675_7577774506696-2348078.jpg
A prevailing theory is that the Jetsons and the Flintstones take place in the exact same time in the exact same universe.The Jetsons are the elites that live in the clouds over the pollution and hell scape of a war that devastated the planet.
The Flintstones are the ground dwellers that survived the holocaust and have limited technology but a memory of the technology they used to have.
They have domesticated the now sentient mutant animals to perform those tasks.
So.. we still have time to make this real..

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Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

15jonshoot Joined Apr 2006 Posts 18921 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 4/16/2022 10:17:28 AM EDT [#40]

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beitodesstrafe willy nilly used the heater Joined Nov 2007 Posts 91640 EE 100% (91) VA, USA	Posted: 4/16/2022 10:54:42 AM EDT [#43] Dinner tonight ala Fallout
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switchtanks Joined Feb 2012 Posts 21594 EE 0% (0) TN, USA	Posted: 4/16/2022 11:02:45 AM EDT [#44] Quote History Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Dinner tonight ala Fallout https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/20220416_105317-2350986.jpg View Quote There’s multiple layers of WTF going on here….

nvroundman Member Joined May 2011 Posts 5057 EE 100% (14) NV, USA	Posted: 4/16/2022 11:03:41 AM EDT [Last Edit: nvroundman] [#45] Quote History Originally Posted By switchtanks: There’s multiple layers of WTF going on here…. View Quote Dude sleeps hanging by his feet. Lost Boy looking mofo
	The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

Bigtwin Nor Cal Leo call sign saddle sore! Joined Mar 2014 Posts 27745 EE 0% (0) CA, USA	Posted: 4/16/2022 11:03:54 AM EDT [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Dinner tonight ala Fallout https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/20220416_105317-2350986.jpg View Quote Well...there goes the next couple of pages!

TacticalGarand44

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Posted: 4/16/2022 11:04:21 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Bigtwin:

Well...there goes the next couple of pages!

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Originally Posted By Bigtwin:

Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:
Dinner tonight ala Fallout

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/20220416_105317-2350986.jpg

Well...there goes the next couple of pages!

In my ass.

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Bollocks44 Shingles Mod Joined Dec 2012 Posts 5912 EE 100% (15) UT, USA	Posted: 4/16/2022 11:08:35 AM EDT [#48] Quote History Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Dinner tonight ala Fallout https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/20220416_105317-2350986.jpg View Quote
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beitodesstrafe willy nilly used the heater Joined Nov 2007 Posts 91651 EE 100% (91) VA, USA	Posted: 4/16/2022 12:20:00 PM EDT [#49] Quote History Originally Posted By Bollocks44: https://i.imgur.com/yCHecFd.gif View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By Bollocks44: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Dinner tonight ala Fallout https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/20220416_105317-2350986.jpg https://i.imgur.com/yCHecFd.gif
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TacticalGarand44

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Posted: 4/16/2022 12:31:05 PM EDT

[#50]

New Copypasta?

Dear guy who just made my burrito,

Have you ever been to earth ?

On earth, we use the word "burrito" to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I'm surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You're an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito's end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don't stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can't usually dislocate their jaws, and I'm not a fucking pelican. But you must think that's how it's done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can't guess anything, because I'm pretty sure you're just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here's what:

Humans also don't eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I'LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT'S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND ME FOR A FEW MINUTES UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I'M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT'S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don't even fucking think I'm about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT'S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT'S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What's that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON'T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON'T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

in conclusion:

You're the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

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