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sic_ness Joined Mar 2005 Posts 7325 EE 100% (32) PA, USA	Posted: 4/19/2022 12:35:24 PM EST [#1] Phantom page 289!

icemann0 So Much WIN! MAGA 2020 Joined Jan 2009 Posts 9600 EE 100% (10) TX, USA	Posted: 4/19/2022 12:54:31 PM EST [#2] Quote History Originally Posted By doc_Zox: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/8689246D-1952-4A57-B7CA-6A79EF7355D3-2353510.jpg View Quote "I hear she's wearing Omar The Tent Maker"
	" Say when..."

nvroundman Member Joined May 2011 Posts 5067 EE 100% (14) NV, USA	Posted: 4/19/2022 1:19:56 PM EST [#3] Attached File
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Posted: 4/19/2022 5:00:00 PM EST

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Originally Posted By RDTCU:

She swallowed it, she's going to regret that again later...

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Originally Posted By Thoughtcrime:
If you are gonna be dumb, you better be tough…

https://twitter.com/rossmac212/status/1515829333474086916?s=21&t=rjcw-iJ7bZgsfkNijNzsgw

She swallowed it, she's going to regret that again later...

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

BFG197 28 on 28 off Joined Feb 2009 Posts 467 EE 0% (0) KY, USA	Posted: 4/19/2022 8:49:28 PM EST [#5] Ring of fire

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zach_ F CANCER said the road runner Joined Oct 2014 Posts 10298 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/20/2022 4:06:29 AM EST [#8] Quote History Originally Posted By Thoughtcrime: If you are gonna be dumb, you better be tough… https://twitter.com/rossmac212/status/1515829333474086916?s=21&t=rjcw-iJ7bZgsfkNijNzsgw View Quote Stupid, but funny.
	Z - Deplorable Neanderthal

green_bullet Joined May 2014 Posts 6427 EE 100% (28) KY, USA	Posted: 4/20/2022 7:57:07 AM EST [#9]

TacticalGarand44

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Posted: 4/20/2022 8:10:33 AM EST

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Originally Posted By green_bullet:
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/275421082_10217801403780289_3445082895937542004_n.jpg?stp=cp0_dst-jpg_e15_fr_q65&_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=5bac3a&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=pf6RrbMtvrEAX8MD-SY&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=00_AT-fIa85L8XqjhgEme3FODzs59Aw-NssdSnNb1RkrHrmrA&oe=6264BCAD

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That's a man who knows how to show a woman a good time.

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jmt1991

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Posted: 4/20/2022 10:31:25 AM EST

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Originally Posted By green_bullet:
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This guy is soooo smoooth.
I'll bet he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

Javak Call Sign: Meatbag Joined Jun 2001 Posts 20708 EE 100% (5) CA, USA	Posted: 4/20/2022 10:47:55 AM EST [#12] Quote History Originally Posted By jmt1991: This guy is soooo smoooth. I'll bet he gets more ass than a toilet seat. View Quote Considering they are eating Taco Bell, the toilet will get few more asses.
	Got my 45 on so I can rock on.

Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 44399 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 4/20/2022 11:02:13 AM EST [Last Edit: Leisure_Shoot] [#13]
	Always blame autocorrect.

Thoughtcrime Circus sized Joined Jun 2003 Posts 14550 EE 100% (56) KS, USA	Posted: 4/20/2022 1:22:19 PM EST [#14] Attached File
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Federov Member Joined Jan 2005 Posts 12049 EE 100% (7) PA, USA	Posted: 4/20/2022 1:31:01 PM EST [#15] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File

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TacticalGarand44 Pitter Patter, let's get atter. Joined Dec 2014 Posts 48191 EE 100% (31) ND, USA	Posted: 4/20/2022 1:45:34 PM EST [#17] Ban.
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JsARCLIGHT Laughing Through the Fallout Zone Joined Dec 2001 Posts 18153 EE 100% (197) MO, USA	Posted: 4/20/2022 1:47:34 PM EST [#18] Joe Biden Steals Food in Skyrim https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVs9cig6B7s

Fulcrum-5 Member Joined Nov 2014 Posts 9021 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/20/2022 1:47:34 PM EST [#19]

Bophades45

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Posted: 4/20/2022 2:02:19 PM EST

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Originally Posted By Federov:
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Topanga would have gotten it when I was 13.

She would still get it today. Easily would be one of the top three days of my life.

Proudly, I would change my profile to say “This guy had sex with Topanga!”

... Allegedly

mr_camera_man I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK! Joined Jan 2002 Posts 13447 EE 100% (11) IN, USA	Posted: 4/20/2022 3:43:55 PM EST [#21] Attached File
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Abominable triskaidekaphobic Joined Apr 2013 Posts 6682 EE 100% (2) ID, USA	Posted: 4/20/2022 5:07:45 PM EST [Last Edit: The_Beer_Slayer] [#22] coc
	Psalm 144:1 Praise the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle. Callsign: "Nub"

Maverick854 Joined Aug 2012 Posts 397 EE 100% (1) USA	Posted: 4/20/2022 5:42:12 PM EST [Last Edit: The_Beer_Slayer] [#23] Quote History Originally Posted By Abominable: View Quote Best terminator movie

The_Beer_Slayer Member Joined Nov 2000 Posts 93988 EE 100% (11) AL, USA	Posted: 4/20/2022 5:43:51 PM EST [#24] Quote History Originally Posted By Maverick854: Best terminator movie View Quote the exposed nipples in the profile pic really made it

Abominable triskaidekaphobic Joined Apr 2013 Posts 6683 EE 100% (2) ID, USA	Posted: 4/20/2022 6:05:38 PM EST [Last Edit: Abominable] [#25] Quote History Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer: the exposed nipples in the profile pic really made it View Quote Honest mistake, I posted it from my phone and didnt notice, I had to go find the original to verify. Don’t ban me bro Coc compliant version: Attached File ETA: followup pic
	Psalm 144:1 Praise the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle. Callsign: "Nub"

skierbri10 Ooooohhh.... shiny..... Wanna ride bikes? Joined Apr 2009 Posts 3234 EE 0% (0) CO, USA	Posted: 4/20/2022 6:20:32 PM EST [#26] Attached File

happycynic

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Posted: 4/20/2022 6:51:38 PM EST

[#27]

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Originally Posted By Federov:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/67160/stage-1-fat_JPG-2355748.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/67160/stage-2-fat_jpg-2355751.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/67160/stage-3-fat_jpg-2355752.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/67160/stage-4-fat_jpg-2355755.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/67160/stage-5-fat_jpg-2355756.JPG

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Sporty fat and party animal fat should be reversed.

Live Free or Die; Death is Not the Worst of Evils

- Revolutionary General John Stark

FLchuck8 Member Joined May 2007 Posts 10401 EE 100% (370) PA, USA	Posted: 4/20/2022 7:47:02 PM EST [#28] Attached File
	Liberal is a person who's mind is so open their brain has fallen out.

Kharn Site Resources Measurer Joined Nov 2000 Posts 62815 EE 100% (12) MD, USA	Posted: 4/20/2022 7:49:37 PM EST [#29] Quote History Originally Posted By Thoughtcrime: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/42509/CatNeeds_png-2355744.JPG View Quote User described it as: Attached File Kharn

shocktrp

Let's go Brandon

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Posted: 4/20/2022 9:32:10 PM EST

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Originally Posted By Abominable:

Honest mistake, I posted it from my phone and didnt notice, I had to go find the original to verify. Don’t ban me bro

Coc compliant version:
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Originally Posted By Abominable:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:

the exposed nipples in the profile pic really made it

Honest mistake, I posted it from my phone and didnt notice, I had to go find the original to verify. Don’t ban me bro

Coc compliant version:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/348465/935F1104-ED5D-4715-8983-66A3C7CDAA41_jpe-2356010.JPG

I'm on a PC with a 27" monitor & I didn't notice...

There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

kozaki Dirac Angestun Gesept Joined Dec 2008 Posts 23650 EE 100% (42) MI, USA	Posted: 4/20/2022 10:47:08 PM EST [#31] Quote History Originally Posted By shocktrp: I'm on a PC with a 27" monitor & I didn't notice... View Quote Well, she is wearing a bra.
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redoubt Something witty. Joined May 2005 Posts 11992 EE 100% (1) WA, USA	Posted: 4/21/2022 12:29:16 AM EST [#32] Attached File
	Life is about choices. If you make a mistake once, it's a mistake. You make the same mistake again, that's a choice.

lilMAC25

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Posted: 4/21/2022 12:46:32 AM EST

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Originally Posted By BadBobTheAlbino:

Topanga would have gotten it when I was 13.

She would still get it today. Easily would be one of the top three days of my life.

Proudly, I would change my profile to say “This guy had sex with Topanga!”

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Originally Posted By BadBobTheAlbino:

Originally Posted By Federov:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/67160/stage-1-fat_JPG-2355748.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/67160/stage-2-fat_jpg-2355751.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/67160/stage-3-fat_jpg-2355752.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/67160/stage-4-fat_jpg-2355755.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/67160/stage-5-fat_jpg-2355756.JPG

Topanga would have gotten it when I was 13.

She would still get it today. Easily would be one of the top three days of my life.

Proudly, I would change my profile to say “This guy had sex with Topanga!”

Here I am, Here I remain

doc_Zox Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 41214 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 4/21/2022 9:16:30 AM EST [#34]
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

p3590 Member Joined Dec 2008 Posts 15173 EE 100% (4) OH, USA	Posted: 4/21/2022 12:17:41 PM EST [#35]

Bophades45 Dog-Faced Pony Soldier Joined Jan 2016 Posts 5813 EE 0% (0) OK, USA	Posted: 4/21/2022 12:34:24 PM EST [#36] Attached File Your move Florida
	... Allegedly

dp1one Joined Sep 2006 Posts 3335 EE 100% (11) NC, USA	Posted: 4/21/2022 12:51:44 PM EST [#37] Quote History Originally Posted By BadBobTheAlbino: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/441745/20AAAE13-67B4-4401-ACE2-17F8DF83F5A5_jpe-2356779.JPG Your move Florida View Quote

doc_Zox Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 41230 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 4/21/2022 1:05:39 PM EST [#38] Quote History Originally Posted By BadBobTheAlbino: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/441745/20AAAE13-67B4-4401-ACE2-17F8DF83F5A5_jpe-2356779.JPG Your move Florida View Quote FYI, That is the incorrect order of operations with large Monitor lizards. it is kill, then rape, then eat
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

dmnoid77

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Posted: 4/21/2022 1:12:14 PM EST

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Originally Posted By doc_Zox:
FYI, That is the incorrect order of operations with large Monitor lizards.

it is kill, then rape, then eat

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Originally Posted By doc_Zox:

Originally Posted By BadBobTheAlbino:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/441745/20AAAE13-67B4-4401-ACE2-17F8DF83F5A5_jpe-2356779.JPG

Your move Florida

FYI, That is the incorrect order of operations with large Monitor lizards.

it is kill, then rape, then eat

I don't think that's exclusive to large Monitor lizards.

Originally Posted By HermanSnerd:

In reality, those two hot chicks that you just met that want you to come home with them for "a good time", are merely the bait for the huge guy hiding in the closet wearing a Batman suit.

chadjetlag

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Posted: 4/21/2022 1:32:46 PM EST

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Originally Posted By doc_Zox:
FYI, That is the incorrect order of operations with large Monitor lizards.

it is kill, then rape, then eat

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Originally Posted By doc_Zox:

Originally Posted By BadBobTheAlbino:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/441745/20AAAE13-67B4-4401-ACE2-17F8DF83F5A5_jpe-2356779.JPG

Your move Florida

FYI, That is the incorrect order of operations with large Monitor lizards.

it is kill, then rape, then eat

Depends on how much of a bad ass mofo you are

Sheep will spend their entire life fearing a wolf, only to be eaten by the Sheppard.
-AKCory762

Dorcas Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 5751 EE 100% (3) USA	Posted: 4/21/2022 1:58:38 PM EST [#41] Quote History Originally Posted By BadBobTheAlbino: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/441745/20AAAE13-67B4-4401-ACE2-17F8DF83F5A5_jpe-2356779.JPG Your move Florida View Quote I personally welcome Maharashtra Man to the mix.

doc_Zox

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Posted: 4/21/2022 3:25:34 PM EST

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https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24341640/

Abstract

Envenomations by venomous lizards are rare. Monitor lizard bite-induced acute kidney injury (AKI) is a previously unreported complication in humans. A 55-year-old female was bitten on her right leg during farming activity by a monitor lizard (Varanus bengalensis). The patient experienced severe local pain and bleeding from the wound, coagulopathy, hemolysis, rhabdomyolysis, sepsis, and AKI. Patient was treated with supportive care and peritoneal dialysis but succumbed to a sudden cardiac arrest. Post mortem kidney biopsy revealed pigment induced-acute tubular injury

"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”,
Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

WorkDroid The original underscore mafia Joined Nov 2000 Posts 29542 EE 100% (25) WA, USA	Posted: 4/21/2022 3:33:29 PM EST [#43] Quote History Originally Posted By doc_Zox: The patient experienced severe local pain and bleeding from the wound, coagulopathy, hemolysis, rhabdomyolysis, sepsis, and AKI. View Quote Zombie bite does the same thing
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doc_Zox

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Posted: 4/21/2022 3:40:06 PM EST

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5921805/man-eaten-6ft-pet-monitor-lizards-reptile-roam-free-flat/

"When they were finally able to get into the apartment they discovered Mr Huff's body, slumped up against the door.

"The largest of the monitor lizards actually did have stained blood about his face and neck so we do know he was in fact chewing on the victim."

To this day no-one knows if the lizards killed Ronald, or if the Newark, Delaware, car salesman died naturally and was then simply devoured by the free-roaming monsters.

"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”,
Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

Saddler Joined May 2009 Posts 9013 EE 93% (14) GBR	Posted: 4/21/2022 5:13:24 PM EST [#45] Quote History Originally Posted By BadBobTheAlbino: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/441745/20AAAE13-67B4-4401-ACE2-17F8DF83F5A5_jpe-2356779.JPG Your move Florida View Quote ...they finally did the needful.... Maybe the lizard was travelling unaccompanied on a bus?

bushbandit Member Joined Oct 2011 Posts 8603 EE 100% (8) VA, USA	Posted: 4/21/2022 5:24:51 PM EST [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By redoubt: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/74363/tIUAHBZ_jpeg-2356350.JPG View Quote
	If you're not living on the edge,you're taking up too much room.

mr_camera_man I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK! Joined Jan 2002 Posts 13449 EE 100% (11) IN, USA	Posted: 4/21/2022 7:53:54 PM EST [#47] Stolen from a local real estate investors group. This market is getting out of hand. Attached File
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Matt_mg Joined Jul 2007 Posts 2872 EE 0% (0) QC, CAN	Posted: 4/21/2022 8:24:30 PM EST [#48] Quote History Originally Posted By mr_camera_man: Stolen from a local real estate investors group. This market is getting out of hand. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/19198/3520EA2E-5CC4-456D-9BC1-F4702600594E_jpe-2357285.JPG View Quote They do that shit here clearly printed professionally in two languages on both sides of a sheet

baxt3r Fat basement dweller Joined Nov 2007 Posts 7575 EE 100% (9) NC, USA	Posted: 4/21/2022 8:43:24 PM EST [Last Edit: baxt3r] [#49] I've got you both beat. Attached File
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beitodesstrafe willy nilly used the heater Joined Nov 2007 Posts 92022 EE 100% (91) VA, USA	Posted: 4/21/2022 8:45:02 PM EST [#50] Quote History Originally Posted By baxt3r: I've got you both beat. I got this a week or two ago. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138762/Screenshot_20220421-214147_Messages_jpg-2357364.JPG View Quote PERSEC VIOLATION
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