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RogueShot12er Member Joined Apr 2012 Posts 12315 EE 100% (1) IN, USA	Posted: 1/2/2023 7:01:08 PM EST [#1] Quote History Originally Posted By M1907Sling: Let's see if this goes on for three pages. https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a9qRZ9D_700bwp.webp View Quote Peter Brownell? I'm not sure how this is funny?

Chukar Member Joined Sep 2017 Posts 7901 EE 100% (2) WI, USA	Posted: 1/2/2023 7:01:28 PM EST [#2] Quote History Originally Posted By kar98k: Originally Posted By ecophon: https://www.mustang6g.com/forums/attachments/a137cc17-4ca5-482c-ae4a-2f613e4b5f41-jpeg.725744/ . Start? I've seen the pics from drag queen story time . View Quote Wait, that's how I always answer the pizza guy, no tip ever...

Heartbreaker1373 Shiny! Joined Jul 2010 Posts 6917 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 1/2/2023 7:37:29 PM EST [#3] Quote History Originally Posted By PigBat: Ahem: that's Sean Connery, ergo it's a Webley-Fosbery Self-Cocking Automatic Revolver, not some filthy bolshevik trash can gun. View Quote I read that in his voice lmao
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DimaChado

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Posted: 1/2/2023 7:41:00 PM EST

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Originally Posted By PigBat:

First shalt thou take up the Holy Pope Hammer. Then thou shalt, with the Holy Pope Hammer, deliver three blows to the head of the dead pope, no more, no less. Three shall be the number of whacks to the pope-dome, and the number of pope-dome whacks shall be three. Four whacks shalt thou not deliver, neither shalt thou whack twice, excepting that thou then deliver the third whack to the dome of the dead pope. Five whacks is right out.

Once the number of Holy Pope Hammer whacks to the pope's dome reach three, being the third number, thou mayest declare the pope to be passed on, no more, ceased to be, expired and gone to meet his maker, a stiff. Bereft of life, the dead pope rests in peace. His metabolic processes are now history. He's kicked the bucket, shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. The pope is an ex-pope. Amen

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Thank you for my service. Where is my cake?

Thou may ingest a satchel of Richards.

d16man pickin' and grinnin' Joined Feb 2013 Posts 53489 EE 100% (55) SC, USA	Posted: 1/2/2023 7:41:17 PM EST [#5] Alton Brown
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kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 30769 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 1/2/2023 7:42:51 PM EST [#6] Quote History Originally Posted By M1907Sling: Did they have the Nagant revolver? View Quote . Nagant? that there is a Webley Fosbery semi-automatic revolver - it's the pinnacle of British revolver engineering https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webley%E2%80%93Fosbery_Automatic_Revolver .
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

Lucy-Lastic Every saint has a past Every sinner has a future Joined Jul 2022 Posts 1398 EE 100% (8) FL, USA	Posted: 1/2/2023 7:57:03 PM EST [#7] Quote History Originally Posted By M1907Sling: Let's see if this goes on for three pages. https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a9qRZ9D_700bwp.webp View Quote Attached File
	“I have signed my actual death-warrant” Michael Collins Dec 6th 1921

slappomatt Elevator constructor Joined Jan 2006 Posts 26163 EE 100% (26) CA, USA	Posted: 1/2/2023 7:59:00 PM EST [#8] Quote History Originally Posted By d16man: Alton Brown View Quote Gage.. Attached File
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Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 47451 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 1/2/2023 9:08:55 PM EST [#9]
	Always blame autocorrect.

redoubt Something witty. Joined May 2005 Posts 12678 EE 100% (1) WA, USA	Posted: 1/2/2023 9:22:48 PM EST [#10] Quote History Originally Posted By M1907Sling: I did not know this! View Quote Maxwell's Silver Hammer (Remastered 2009) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJag19WoAe0
	Life is about choices. If you make a mistake once, it's a mistake. You make the same mistake again, that's a choice.

ColdboreDreamer

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Posted: 1/2/2023 10:16:27 PM EST

[#11]

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Originally Posted By PigBat:

First shalt thou take up the Holy Pope Hammer. Then thou shalt, with the Holy Pope Hammer, deliver three blows to the head of the dead pope, no more, no less. Three shall be the number of whacks to the pope-dome, and the number of pope-dome whacks shall be three. Four whacks shalt thou not deliver, neither shalt thou whack twice, excepting that thou then deliver the third whack to the dome of the dead pope. Five whacks is right out.

Once the number of Holy Pope Hammer whacks to the pope's dome reach three, being the third number, thou mayest declare the pope to be passed on, no more, ceased to be, expired and gone to meet his maker, a stiff. Bereft of life, the dead pope rests in peace. His metabolic processes are now history. He's kicked the bucket, shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. The pope is an ex-pope. Amen

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Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

There are many like it, but this one is mine.
"Leaders love to point." - C. Hathcock

Capt-Planet Code Name Orphan Crippler Joined May 2007 Posts 21218 EE 100% (2) PAK	Posted: 1/2/2023 11:02:11 PM EST [Last Edit: Capt-Planet] [#12] Quote History Originally Posted By ecophon: https://www.mustang6g.com/forums/attachments/a137cc17-4ca5-482c-ae4a-2f613e4b5f41-jpeg.725744/ View Quote The literal first type shown in the movie is: "A FILM BY JOHN BOORMAN SET IN THE YEAR 2293"
	Safety First. Unless it gets in the way of fun. Then safety second.

chmodx Medium speed, some drag Joined Feb 2012 Posts 23507 EE 100% (92) USA	Posted: 1/2/2023 11:05:18 PM EST [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/46582/312331598_2575443419264811_4662497485120-2658685.jpg View Quote Yup, 3550 N High St, Columbus, OH 43214

Silver_Jones Joined Jul 2019 Posts 165 EE 100% (3) MO, USA	Posted: 1/3/2023 12:43:52 AM EST [Last Edit: Silver_Jones] [#14] It’s time. It’s hilarious meme thread time. You know the rules. There are no rules. Do your worst. Go: Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) January 1, 2023 pic.twitter.com/HDzyoCEdyg The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) January 1, 2023

ArcsNsparks Member Joined Mar 2019 Posts 55 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 1/3/2023 1:18:56 AM EST [#15] Quote History Originally Posted By M1907Sling: It was thaaaaaaaaat big! https://i.imgur.com/OouV7Fq.jpeg View Quote Hey, I use the same things when I take pics of my Johnson...

ecophon Joined Mar 2010 Posts 1190 EE 0% (0) GBR	Posted: 1/3/2023 2:19:51 AM EST [#16] Quote History Originally Posted By Capt-Planet: The literal first type shown in the movie is: "A FILM BY JOHN BOORMAN SET IN THE YEAR 2293" View Quote "Never tell me the facts!" Han Solo

ecophon Joined Mar 2010 Posts 1191 EE 0% (0) GBR	Posted: 1/3/2023 4:48:05 AM EST [#17]

Dagger41 Member Joined Sep 2011 Posts 53426 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 1/3/2023 8:32:45 AM EST [#18] What is this guy even training for? pic.twitter.com/KKAV9m48nU dubzy (@dubzyxbt) January 2, 2023
	It's a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack

Notcalifornialegal Calvin Coolidge Enthusiast Joined Sep 2009 Posts 22357 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 1/3/2023 8:39:29 AM EST [#19]
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Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 47455 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 1/3/2023 9:51:16 AM EST [Last Edit: Leisure_Shoot] [#20] OMG!!! this guy is removing the nut from a strut assembly by compressing with his legs, and takes the nut to the groin. I couldn't find this on youtube... sorry. Nut Job pic.twitter.com/px4PuGNtMr Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) January 3, 2023
	Always blame autocorrect.

zach_

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Posted: 1/3/2023 9:57:35 AM EST

[#21]

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Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:
OMG!!! this guy is removing the nut from a strut assembly by compressing with his legs, and takes the nut to the groin.

I couldn't find this on youtube... sorry.

Nut Job pic.twitter.com/px4PuGNtMr
Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) January 3, 2023

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I have worked with people that stupid. Watched them maim themselves and customer's cars. Some people should not use tools.

z - Deplorable Neanderthal

gwitness Live...from the Temples of Syrinx. Joined Jul 2005 Posts 50706 EE 100% (11) WA, USA	Posted: 1/3/2023 9:59:43 AM EST [#22] Quote History Originally Posted By M1907Sling: Let's see if this goes on for three pages. https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a9qRZ9D_700bwp.webp View Quote Larry Potterfield? doesn't seem funny to me...
	Can't talk...gotta shoot. C.E. "Bud" Anderson. There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, "Thy will be done," and those to whom God says, "All right, then, have it your way."

beitodesstrafe willy nilly used the heater Joined Nov 2007 Posts 100838 EE 100% (91) VA, USA	Posted: 1/3/2023 10:54:18 AM EST [#23] Quote History Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/FlbtJfbXgAEJ2ww-2659001.jpg View Quote Rofl
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Lungbuster weather-eyed shooter Joined Feb 2009 Posts 12322 EE 100% (2) ID, USA	Posted: 1/3/2023 10:59:36 AM EST [#24] Quote History Originally Posted By Dagger41: What is this guy even training for? pic.twitter.com/KKAV9m48nU dubzy (@dubzyxbt) January 2, 2023 View Quote If Downes Syndrome was a firearm instructor…
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Posted: 1/3/2023 11:28:41 AM EST

[#25]

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Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:
OMG!!! this guy is removing the nut from a strut assembly by compressing with his legs, and takes the nut to the groin.

I couldn't find this on youtube... sorry.

Nut Job pic.twitter.com/px4PuGNtMr
Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) January 3, 2023

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/46582/1111-2659052.png

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That's nuts. Or at least, they were

ludder093 Curmudgeon extraordinaire Joined Jan 2007 Posts 45783 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 1/3/2023 11:46:41 AM EST [#26]
	Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. -Robert J. Hanlon Fact is stranger than fiction -Mark Twain

ludder093 Curmudgeon extraordinaire Joined Jan 2007 Posts 45784 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 1/3/2023 11:47:01 AM EST [#27]
	Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. -Robert J. Hanlon Fact is stranger than fiction -Mark Twain

SoonerBorn Member Joined May 2006 Posts 24150 EE 0% (0) OK, USA	Posted: 1/3/2023 11:52:28 AM EST [#28] Quote History Originally Posted By ludder093: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FlbLmfFWQAAG3hH?format=jpg&name=small View Quote That dog looks like he just realized he may be what is for dinner.
	Would you declare God guilty to justify yourself?

Capt-Planet Code Name Orphan Crippler Joined May 2007 Posts 21221 EE 100% (2) PAK	Posted: 1/3/2023 11:58:13 AM EST [#29] Quote History Originally Posted By ludder093: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FlbIY0rX0AAm1Yb?format=jpg&name=small View Quote Math is not your strong suit.
	Safety First. Unless it gets in the way of fun. Then safety second.

stimpsonjcat All FAL all the time! Joined Mar 2001 Posts 13254 EE 100% (2) GA, USA	Posted: 1/3/2023 11:59:42 AM EST [#30] Quote History Originally Posted By PigBat: Ahem: that's Sean Connery, ergo it's a Webley-Fosbery Self-Cocking Automatic Revolver, not some filthy bolshevik trash can gun. View Quote thankyou.gif
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Javak Call Sign: Meatbag Joined Jun 2001 Posts 21272 EE 100% (5) CA, USA	Posted: 1/3/2023 1:09:04 PM EST [#31] Quote History Originally Posted By Dagger41: What is this guy even training for? pic.twitter.com/KKAV9m48nU dubzy (@dubzyxbt) January 2, 2023 View Quote This is why we don't allow cousins to marry.
	Got my 45 on so I can rock on.

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 30770 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 1/3/2023 1:11:28 PM EST [#32] Quote History Originally Posted By Capt-Planet: Math is not your strong suit. View Quote . .
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

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Posted: 1/3/2023 1:16:29 PM EST

[#33]

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Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:
OMG!!! this guy is removing the nut from a strut assembly by compressing with his legs, and takes the nut to the groin.

I couldn't find this on youtube... sorry.

Nut Job pic.twitter.com/px4PuGNtMr
Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) January 3, 2023

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Fuck twatter and youtube.

Steve Inman is on Rumble!

https://rumble.com/user/steveinman

Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 47460 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 1/3/2023 2:10:29 PM EST [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By ludder093: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FlbIY0rX0AAm1Yb?format=jpg&name=small View Quote FUCK YOU!
	Always blame autocorrect.

Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 47461 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 1/3/2023 2:12:58 PM EST [#35] Quote History Originally Posted By fargo007: Fuck twatter and youtube. Steve Inman is on Rumble! https://rumble.com/user/steveinman View Quote I forget about that!
	Always blame autocorrect.

Bhart89 No longer an NRA member Joined Jun 2002 Posts 26592 EE 100% (3) USA	Posted: 1/3/2023 6:02:09 PM EST [#36] Every unvaxxed man in 2023... pic.twitter.com/Nt5ovRH9EW Natural Immunity FTW (@NaturallyFTW) January 2, 2023
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Plank_Spanker

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Posted: 1/3/2023 6:57:53 PM EST

[#37]

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Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:
OMG!!! this guy is removing the nut from a strut assembly by compressing with his legs, and takes the nut to the groin.

I couldn't find this on youtube... sorry.

Nut Job pic.twitter.com/px4PuGNtMr
Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) January 3, 2023

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/46582/1111-2659052.png

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/46582/222-2659053.png

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The rare Darwin Award that didn't require death to remove him from the gene pool.

Experience is what you get right after you need it.

Originally Posted By CplRick: The line of credit on the Race Card is maxed out, sorry.

redoubt Something witty. Joined May 2005 Posts 12683 EE 100% (1) WA, USA	Posted: 1/3/2023 8:45:32 PM EST [#38]
	Life is about choices. If you make a mistake once, it's a mistake. You make the same mistake again, that's a choice.

15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 21644 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 1/3/2023 8:55:28 PM EST [#39]
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Abominable triskaidekaphobic Joined Apr 2013 Posts 7523 EE 100% (2) ID, USA	Posted: 1/3/2023 11:19:26 PM EST [#40] The perfect product name does not exist….
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WorkDroid The original underscore mafia Joined Nov 2000 Posts 30921 EE 100% (25) WA, USA	Posted: 1/4/2023 6:37:57 AM EST [Last Edit: WorkDroid] [#41] Attached File
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Dagger41 Member Joined Sep 2011 Posts 53439 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 1/4/2023 7:10:15 AM EST [#42] Quote History Originally Posted By Abominable: The perfect product name does not exist…. https://i.imgur.com/qSGgrkA.jpg View Quote They are very good. Attached File
	It's a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack

Notcalifornialegal Calvin Coolidge Enthusiast Joined Sep 2009 Posts 22394 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 1/4/2023 8:05:25 AM EST [#43]
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AR15thur Member Joined Aug 2008 Posts 13808 EE 100% (6) TN, USA	Posted: 1/4/2023 8:15:36 AM EST [#44] Quote History Originally Posted By Abominable: The perfect product name does not exist…. https://i.imgur.com/qSGgrkA.jpg View Quote my MIL got me some pickle flavored ones for Christmas i think the joke was lost on her...i think

nvgeologist Ablative Pointman Joined Mar 2008 Posts 10711 EE 100% (3) NV, USA	Posted: 1/4/2023 8:26:09 AM EST [#45] Attached File
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outdoorgb Member Joined May 2005 Posts 22280 EE 100% (6) USA	Posted: 1/4/2023 8:38:43 AM EST [#47] I'm never on to say "too soon" but damn @nvgeologist I'm still mulling this one over.
	...

Dagger41 Member Joined Sep 2011 Posts 53441 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 1/4/2023 8:43:19 AM EST [#48] Gen Z if they got drafted into a war \uD83D\uDC80 \uD83D\uDD0Asound ...\uD83E\uDD23 pic.twitter.com/Jd97Mnnz89 Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) January 4, 2023
	It's a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack

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TacticalGarand44 Pitter Patter, let's get atter. Joined Dec 2014 Posts 53452 EE 100% (31) ND, USA	Posted: 1/4/2023 8:47:53 AM EST [#50] Quote History Originally Posted By nvgeologist: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/152077/FB_IMG_1672818257574_jpg-2659973.JPG View Quote Dude…
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