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ispeed Joined Feb 2008 Posts 5083 EE 100% (55) KY, USA	Posted: 4/25/2023 9:38:49 PM EDT [#1] Ownage

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nophun Joined Feb 2014 Posts 7654 EE 0% (0) MO, USA	Posted: 4/25/2023 10:05:02 PM EDT [#3] Quote History Originally Posted By Shawnmt6601: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/150026/342720442_1929214007434001_6854703243162-2795384.JPG View Quote I've seen this person posing, seems like a LARP to me. whatev though

Klaustrophobia Joined Jan 2017 Posts 10598 EE 100% (2) VA, USA	Posted: 4/25/2023 10:23:34 PM EDT [Last Edit: Klaustrophobia] [#4] Quote History Originally Posted By raffi383: https://twitter.com/cctvidiots/status/1650754951528980480?s=20 Hopefully this works. First time trying it. View Quote Sad trombone Okay that's weird it was broken when I quoted and works in my quote

TREETOP Member Joined Nov 2000 Posts 25483 EE 100% (462) IN, USA	Posted: 4/25/2023 10:55:49 PM EDT [Last Edit: TREETOP] [#5] Quote History Originally Posted By Shawnmt6601: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/150026/342720442_1929214007434001_6854703243162-2795384.JPG View Quote If she were joining the other side she could be Trans Siberian instead. It might only take one trip on the Trans Europe Express. [edit: pic thread]

tspike Too old to care about your feelings.. Joined Mar 2001 Posts 9002 EE 100% (119) VA, USA	Posted: 4/25/2023 11:40:01 PM EDT [#6] Quote History Originally Posted By TREETOP: [edit: pic thread] https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/146/IMG_7349-2796052.jpg View Quote Attached File
	Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 38900 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 12:26:40 AM EDT [#7] Quote History Originally Posted By ludder093: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fuk8KiVXwCIXnaW?format=jpg&name=small View Quote Thinking position (elbows in the gravel, hands under chin) is worse...
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

kaos

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Posted: 4/26/2023 12:28:30 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Krombompulos_Michael:

They don't get into prison unless the government puts them there though. Kind of a "which came first, the chicken or the egg?" paradox.

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Originally Posted By Krombompulos_Michael:

Originally Posted By ludder093:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FuWkziWWIAA9eHL?format=jpg&name=small

They don't get into prison unless the government puts them there though. Kind of a "which came first, the chicken or the egg?" paradox.

Posting another from this guy because i find his stories funny:

RAPISTS VS PEDOS IN PRISON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enmiJYGtwVY

kpel308

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Posted: 4/26/2023 12:37:23 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

And yet, here we are, every year.

I don't remember a lot of singing.

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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/42361/IMG_7803-2794743.jpg

And yet, here we are, every year.

I don't remember a lot of singing.

You had a hell of a trumpet solo at the end, though! 🎺

Kick Ass.
Take Names.
Repeat As Necessary.

CamW Joined Mar 2016 Posts 285 EE 100% (45) CA, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 3:09:11 AM EDT [#10]

Commando_Guy Member Joined Nov 2001 Posts 9086 EE 100% (31) OR, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 8:47:16 AM EDT [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By TREETOP: If she were joining the other side she could be Trans Siberian instead. It might only take one trip on the Trans Europe Express. [edit: pic thread] https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/146/IMG_7349-2796052.jpg View Quote confused boner Nick
	If the enemy is range, so are you. Don't mind Sylvan, he's fond of throwing intellectual Molotov cocktails.

Kujoe Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Joined Mar 2006 Posts 7504 EE 100% (23) MO, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 8:59:57 AM EDT [#12] Quote History Originally Posted By TREETOP: If she were joining the other side she could be Trans Siberian instead. It might only take one trip on the Trans Europe Express. [edit: pic thread] https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/146/IMG_7349-2796052.jpg View Quote What in the COD long shot, head shot, 3 kills before dying camo shit is that?
	"Instead of making people sick, this virus had made people retarded." -beardog30 4/22/20 Tennessee Squire ????

JThompson WTB: Free Ammo Joined Feb 2001 Posts 13036 EE 100% (72) FL, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 9:10:03 AM EDT [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By CamW: https://i.postimg.cc/6qQTHtMM/Plan-for-today.jpg View Quote What if I don't weld???? Can I just skip that part????
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ludder093 Curmudgeon extraordinaire Joined Jan 2007 Posts 49563 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 9:41:21 AM EDT [#14] A surfer mistakes a dolphin for a shark pic.twitter.com/AhYOPkloms Scary Underwater (@WaterlsScary) April 26, 2023
	Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. -Robert J. Hanlon Fact is stranger than fiction -Mark Twain

chmodx Medium speed, some drag Joined Feb 2012 Posts 23985 EE 100% (92) USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 10:45:55 AM EDT [#15] Attached File

Grendelsbane Ordinary, average guy Joined Mar 2002 Posts 9542 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 11:18:56 AM EDT [#16] Quote History Originally Posted By ludder093: A surfer mistakes a dolphin for a shark pic.twitter.com/AhYOPkloms Scary Underwater (@WaterlsScary) April 26, 2023 View Quote
	“And that’s why you will wallow in mediocrity like a warm, comforting blanket.” 45-Seventy

beitodesstrafe willy nilly used the heater Joined Nov 2007 Posts 103885 EE 100% (91) VA, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 11:42:33 AM EDT [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By ludder093: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fuk8KiVXwCIXnaW?format=jpg&name=small View Quote Lol
	It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.

ludder093 Curmudgeon extraordinaire Joined Jan 2007 Posts 49567 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 12:22:56 PM EDT [#18] Failed To Load Title https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNZxAhODrCc
	Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. -Robert J. Hanlon Fact is stranger than fiction -Mark Twain

VACaver Member Joined Jun 2006 Posts 38439 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 2:58:25 PM EDT [#19] Quote History Originally Posted By ludder093: A surfer mistakes a dolphin for a shark pic.twitter.com/AhYOPkloms Scary Underwater (@WaterlsScary) April 26, 2023 View Quote I made the same mistake when I moved to Florida. Saw a fin and practically walked on water getting the hell out.

Notcalifornialegal Calvin Coolidge Enthusiast Joined Sep 2009 Posts 25050 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 3:04:08 PM EDT [#20]
	Find comfort in discomfort. Safety is the siren song of tyrants.

Dagger41 Member Joined Sep 2011 Posts 54997 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 4:19:38 PM EDT [#21] Well, maybe not. You are a go for launch!! With the benefit of hindsight, maybe I shouldn’t have had that extra sausage roll at lunch. \uD83D\uDE1C\uD83E\uDD2D #WePilots pic.twitter.com/u6HAt9xLgv — Scott Bateman MBE ?? (@scottiebateman) April 26, 2023
	It's a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack

ludder093 Curmudgeon extraordinaire Joined Jan 2007 Posts 49574 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 6:07:27 PM EDT [#22]
	Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. -Robert J. Hanlon Fact is stranger than fiction -Mark Twain

Brisk

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Posted: 4/26/2023 6:08:31 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Dagger41:
Well, maybe not.

You are a go for launch!!

With the benefit of hindsight, maybe I shouldn’t have had that extra sausage roll at lunch. \uD83D\uDE1C\uD83E\uDD2D #WePilots pic.twitter.com/u6HAt9xLgv
— Scott Bateman MBE ?? (@scottiebateman) April 26, 2023

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Robin Hood Daffy Yoicks and away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sICy5oSHHzA

We'll figure something out.
Callsign: Contusion

OG1 Land of the once free & the home of the narrative. Joined Jan 2012 Posts 20676 EE 100% (201) AL, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 6:09:09 PM EDT [#24] Quote History Originally Posted By ludder093: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FurCkUPakAAVFM6?format=png&name=small View Quote Attached File
	"Whoever makes himself great will be made humble. Whoever makes himself humble will be made great." -Jesus "if it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth" - Linus from Charlie Brown

ludder093 Curmudgeon extraordinaire Joined Jan 2007 Posts 49576 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 6:20:51 PM EDT [#25] Failed To Load Title https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nzCdXU1eJM
	Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. -Robert J. Hanlon Fact is stranger than fiction -Mark Twain

mjohn3006 Self Proclaimed 10mm King Joined Jun 2003 Posts 54649 EE 100% (88) VA, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 6:23:20 PM EDT [#26]
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ludder093 Curmudgeon extraordinaire Joined Jan 2007 Posts 49577 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 6:45:49 PM EDT [#27]
	Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. -Robert J. Hanlon Fact is stranger than fiction -Mark Twain

VACaver Member Joined Jun 2006 Posts 38441 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 7:06:27 PM EDT [#28] Attached File

ludder093 Curmudgeon extraordinaire Joined Jan 2007 Posts 49580 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 7:20:28 PM EDT [#29] pic.twitter.com/HIeTM4Kz1z — Catastrophic Failure (@Catastrophics_) April 26, 2023
	Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. -Robert J. Hanlon Fact is stranger than fiction -Mark Twain

VACaver Member Joined Jun 2006 Posts 38442 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 7:25:06 PM EDT [#30] Quote History Originally Posted By ludder093: pic.twitter.com/HIeTM4Kz1z — Catastrophic Failure (@Catastrophics_) April 26, 2023 View Quote I drove a mixer for two years. My ass would pucker any time a contractor would have me drive over sloped ground.

Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 48931 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 9:07:15 PM EDT [#31] Quote History Originally Posted By ludder093: pic.twitter.com/HIeTM4Kz1z — Catastrophic Failure (@Catastrophics_) April 26, 2023 View Quote unless they were trying to clear the hillside.
	Always blame autocorrect.

Dissipator11

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Posted: 4/26/2023 9:56:00 PM EDT

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This is really good .. but apologies, I do not know how to post a video clip from Twitter as I have never used their platform, nor do I tweet. Yeah that sounds stupid. lol
Seriously though, it's only 15 seconds .. and worth it IMHO ... ESPECIALLY IF you are a STAR WARS fan!!

wish I could make it appear for ya'll so you don't have to do the work and click the link

https://twitter.com/TheOnlyDSC/status/1651323836908859392?t=aNOrsi8fUPqdrvA52exT-g&s=09

gwitness Live...from the Temples of Syrinx. Joined Jul 2005 Posts 52600 EE 100% (11) WA, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 10:27:48 PM EDT [#33] Attached File
	Can't talk...gotta shoot. C.E. "Bud" Anderson. There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, "Thy will be done," and those to whom God says, "All right, then, have it your way."

Haves Member Joined Apr 2012 Posts 666 EE 100% (1) TX, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 10:31:09 PM EDT [#34] Attached File

shocktrp

Let's go Brandon

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Posted: 4/26/2023 11:15:02 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Dissipator11:
This is really good .. but apologies, I do not know how to post a video clip from Twitter as I have never used their platform, nor do I tweet. Yeah that sounds stupid. lol
Seriously though, it's only 15 seconds .. and worth it IMHO ... ESPECIALLY IF you are a STAR WARS fan!!

wish I could make it appear for ya'll so you don't have to do the work and click the link

https://twitter.com/TheOnlyDSC/status/1651323836908859392?t=aNOrsi8fUPqdrvA52exT-g&s=09

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Oh come on, who did this!? WHO DID THIS!? pic.twitter.com/XwORbLlr1n
— David Santa Carla \uD83E\uDD87 (@TheOnlyDSC) April 26, 2023

There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 38903 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 11:15:52 PM EDT [#36] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 38904 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 4/26/2023 11:16:17 PM EDT [#37] Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

Brisk Member Joined Apr 2004 Posts 8494 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 4/27/2023 6:12:00 AM EDT [#38] Quote History Originally Posted By shocktrp: Attached File View Quote There are times when I think it might be important to be aware of notable cultural figures. For instance, I did not know who "Lizzo" was. I'm now sorry I learned that. Back under my rock I go.
	We'll figure something out. Callsign: Contusion

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 30956 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 4/27/2023 7:35:38 AM EDT [Last Edit: kar98k] [#39] .
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

RDTCU Member Joined Oct 2008 Posts 45285 EE 100% (29) SC, USA	Posted: 4/27/2023 8:26:18 AM EDT [#40] Quote History Originally Posted By Brisk: There are times when I think it might be important to be aware of notable cultural figures. For instance, I did not know who "Lizzo" was. I'm now sorry I learned that. Back under my rock I go. View Quote She's also Jack Blacks wife in the Star Wars universe. Not kidding 😆 Attached File

Mech2007

Coherent Ramblings

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Posted: 4/27/2023 8:44:16 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Brisk:

There are times when I think it might be important to be aware of notable cultural figures.

For instance, I did not know who "Lizzo" was.

I'm now sorry I learned that. Back under my rock I go.

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First time I saw Lizzo on TV she was wearing this (relatively) little, skin tight corset kinda thing. She was "dancing" around on stage with nobody else near her. (Much like at Sea World, I presume that there is a defined "splash zone" adjacent to the orca tank.)

Anyway, she turned her back to the camera and when she turned back a few seconds later, she was holding a full sized flute.

I have no idea where she had that hidden, but I still occasionally wake up screaming.

I wasn't expecting you so soon. Usually I have to say "drunken half-wit" three times before you show up.

CoC 87 -- Excessive Honesty.

skink Member... heehee Joined Nov 2007 Posts 12391 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/27/2023 8:44:34 AM EDT [#42] Attached File
	- jokes about launching Mexican kids into space are probably over the line -

VACaver

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Posted: 4/27/2023 9:04:11 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Brisk:

There are times when I think it might be important to be aware of notable cultural figures.

For instance, I did not know who "Lizzo" was.

I'm now sorry I learned that. Back under my rock I go.

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Originally Posted By Brisk:

Originally Posted By shocktrp:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/48896/006_jpg-2797144.JPG

There are times when I think it might be important to be aware of notable cultural figures.

For instance, I did not know who "Lizzo" was.

I'm now sorry I learned that. Back under my rock I go.

I'm thinking that the poor person who gave Lizzo her coochie decoration probably has PTSD now.

Merlin

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Posted: 4/27/2023 12:15:02 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Dissipator11:
This is really good .. but apologies, I do not know how to post a video clip from Twitter as I have never used their platform, nor do I tweet. Yeah that sounds stupid. lol
Seriously though, it's only 15 seconds .. and worth it IMHO ... ESPECIALLY IF you are a STAR WARS fan!!

wish I could make it appear for ya'll so you don't have to do the work and click the link

https://twitter.com/TheOnlyDSC/status/1651323836908859392?t=aNOrsi8fUPqdrvA52exT-g&s=09

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I'm not Retired, I'm a Professional Grandpa!

doc_Zox Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 46718 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 4/27/2023 1:08:54 PM EDT [#45]
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

doc_Zox Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 46719 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 4/27/2023 1:14:40 PM EDT [#46]
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

Osprey61 Member Joined Nov 2016 Posts 16903 EE 0% (0) ID, USA	Posted: 4/27/2023 1:22:06 PM EDT [#47] Quote History Originally Posted By kar98k: https://i.imgflip.com/7joi4b.jpg . View Quote Normally I would root for this to speed up that damn asteroid, but it's only shocking to anyone who didn't see Divine in Pink Flamingos way back in 1972...
	"Cease quoting laws to us who have swords"

Bophades45 Member Joined Jan 2016 Posts 7615 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/27/2023 4:56:57 PM EDT [#48] Attached File

JAD762 Spending quality time away from my family Joined Mar 2011 Posts 29262 EE 100% (7) USA	Posted: 4/27/2023 5:18:00 PM EDT [#49] Quote History Originally Posted By Bophades45: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/441745/9449C9C1-ED96-40B7-A7AF-F1977BA13B5B_jpe-2797745.JPG View Quote How the whole country feels right now: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cpxss7mJFyR/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
	NorCal_LEO callsign: Brussel Sprout I, for one, welcome our new Hawkeye overlords.

ludder093 Curmudgeon extraordinaire Joined Jan 2007 Posts 49626 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 4/27/2023 5:24:33 PM EDT [#50]
	Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. -Robert J. Hanlon Fact is stranger than fiction -Mark Twain

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