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Mariner82 Underway is the ONLY way Joined Jan 2013 Posts 48382 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 10/7/2024 4:18:38 PM EDT [#1] Quote History Originally Posted By bajagringo: Geometry is difficult. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NU51lJIdrg View Quote Yeah, had a required Rocks class in college. Low effort science class. LOL.
	You must hate a Democrat as you would the Devil. Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue. NorCal_LEO-assigned callsign Bulkhead

Abominable

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Posted: 10/7/2024 5:48:18 PM EDT

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A man and his wife were attending the Olympics, as they were walking near the field they passed one of the competitors carrying a long pole, and even though it seemed obvious, the wife asked, 'I suppose you're a pole-vaulter?'

'Nein,' replied the competitor, 'I am a German. But tell me, how did you know my name vas Valter?'

Psalm 144:1 Praise the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle.
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Pogo55 In "Slack" mode Joined Jun 2006 Posts 17491 EE 0% (0) NC, USA	Posted: 10/7/2024 6:53:03 PM EDT [#3] Quote History Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/1000010711-3342883.jpg View Quote Do they work for FedEX?
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Posted: 10/7/2024 7:00:05 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Abominable:

A man and his wife were attending the Olympics, as they were walking near the field they passed one of the competitors carrying a long pole, and even though it seemed obvious, the wife asked, 'I suppose you're a pole-vaulter?'

'Nein,' replied the competitor, 'I am a German. But tell me, how did you know my name vas Valter?'

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an event "of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution,"

Hunter-Killer Wooimbouttamakeanameformyselfere Joined Dec 2010 Posts 99574 EE 100% (68) TX, USA	Posted: 10/7/2024 8:43:10 PM EDT [#5] Attached File

SilasB Just an echo in the chamber Joined Aug 2014 Posts 2069 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 7:12:10 AM EDT [#6] Quote History Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/258158/IMG_2534_jpeg-3343344.JPG View Quote She had a nice personality and was a pretty good secretary.
	Your self destruction doesn't hurt them.

NachoDip Cheese runs through my veins Joined Jul 2005 Posts 25187 EE 100% (28) USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 8:34:12 AM EDT [#7] Quote History Originally Posted By SilasB: She had a nice personality and was a pretty good secretary. View Quote Great secretary. Followed instructions well.
	Esstac’s Retarded Social Media Influencer

thorshammerblow Joined Sep 2008 Posts 23859 EE 100% (7) USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 8:35:34 AM EDT [#8] Quote History Originally Posted By The_Master_Shake: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/132893/1728240151553487m_jpg-3342249.JPG View Quote That is a good idea

Hunter-Killer Wooimbouttamakeanameformyselfere Joined Dec 2010 Posts 99592 EE 100% (68) TX, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 9:06:01 AM EDT [#9] Attached File

kokopelli Member Joined Apr 2005 Posts 4709 EE 100% (74) USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 9:13:11 AM EDT [#10] Quote History Originally Posted By colklink: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/17974/1000015945_jpg-3343113.JPG View Quote Needs more samurai swords.

FJB247

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Posted: 10/8/2024 1:04:53 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By NachoDip:

Great secretary. Followed instructions well.

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Originally Posted By SilasB:

She had a nice personality and was a pretty good secretary.

Great secretary. Followed instructions well.

Best secretary anyone could ask for. Show you things that you didn't even know you liked.

JT_26 Savant Supreme Joined Oct 2006 Posts 19296 EE 0% (0) GA, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 1:22:29 PM EDT [#12] Quote History Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/FB_IMG_1727745941693_jpg-3337109.JPG View Quote I thought the green was for Basil.
	You remember the little moments like this, that were good.

Ciraxis Member Joined Dec 2008 Posts 33897 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 1:26:47 PM EDT [Last Edit: The_Beer_Slayer] [#13] [Deleted]

GonnaNeedaBiggerBoat Crushing it like Quint Joined Feb 2005 Posts 7117 EE 0% (0) NJ, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 1:28:42 PM EDT [Last Edit: The_Beer_Slayer] [#14] [Deleted]
	Originally Posted By DK-Prof: Stop talking about dicks, you creepy retards.

NoHarmNoFAL Joined Apr 2003 Posts 22129 EE 100% (6) OH, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 2:03:03 PM EDT [#15] The rocket is interesting, like an accidental phallic design but the comment are pure gold! https://youtube.com/shorts/6qF0UDTBp3Q?si=SFNYQ_TWkJrUZffz

kozaki Dirac Angestun Gesept Joined Dec 2008 Posts 27570 EE 100% (42) MI, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 3:48:14 PM EDT [#16] Quote History Originally Posted By NoHarmNoFAL: The rocket is interesting, like an accidental phallic design but the comment are pure gold! https://youtube.com/shorts/6qF0UDTBp3Q?si=SFNYQ_TWkJrUZffz View Quote "If you survive, please come again."
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colklink Big girls make all your dreams come true! Joined Dec 2001 Posts 52321 EE 100% (4) WV, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 4:24:15 PM EDT [#17] Attached File
	A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!

colklink Big girls make all your dreams come true! Joined Dec 2001 Posts 52322 EE 100% (4) WV, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 4:24:29 PM EDT [#18] Attached File
	A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!

colklink Big girls make all your dreams come true! Joined Dec 2001 Posts 52323 EE 100% (4) WV, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 4:24:58 PM EDT [#19] For the discerning Metallica fan. Attached File
	A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!

colklink Big girls make all your dreams come true! Joined Dec 2001 Posts 52324 EE 100% (4) WV, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 4:25:13 PM EDT [#20] Attached File
	A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!

colklink Big girls make all your dreams come true! Joined Dec 2001 Posts 52325 EE 100% (4) WV, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 4:25:23 PM EDT [#21] Attached File
	A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!

colklink Big girls make all your dreams come true! Joined Dec 2001 Posts 52326 EE 100% (4) WV, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 4:26:02 PM EDT [#22] I make no claims to accuracy but thought it was funny Attached File
	A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!

colklink Big girls make all your dreams come true! Joined Dec 2001 Posts 52330 EE 100% (4) WV, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 5:49:29 PM EDT [#23] Attached File
	A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!

colklink Big girls make all your dreams come true! Joined Dec 2001 Posts 52331 EE 100% (4) WV, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 5:49:42 PM EDT [#24] Attached File
	A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!

colklink Big girls make all your dreams come true! Joined Dec 2001 Posts 52332 EE 100% (4) WV, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 5:49:57 PM EDT [#25] Attached File
	A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!

switchtanks Joined Feb 2012 Posts 23726 EE 0% (0) TN, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 6:01:41 PM EDT [#26] Quote History Originally Posted By colklink: For the discerning Metallica fan. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/17974/1000015964_jpg-3344029.JPG View Quote That is profoundly disturbing

Curmudgeon762 Member Joined Jun 2022 Posts 7743 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 6:05:01 PM EDT [#27] Quote History Originally Posted By switchtanks: That is profoundly disturbing View Quote Yes it is.
	When your state is shaped like a huge, droopy penis, you have to expect there to be some huge nuts as well. Mech 2007

R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 24695 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 6:25:39 PM EDT [#28] Quote History Originally Posted By colklink: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/17974/1000015970_jpg-3344084.JPG View Quote And he wants them either really old or really young. Because he clearly hates periods.
	"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson

Dynamo Member Joined Oct 2009 Posts 13082 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 6:32:09 PM EDT [#29] Quote History Originally Posted By colklink: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/17974/1000015967_jpg-3344031.JPG View Quote When I was a kid I would’ve loved to have my own room like that under the stairs.

Undaunted Member Joined Dec 2006 Posts 20835 EE 100% (17) FL, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 6:32:46 PM EDT [#30] Quote History Originally Posted By R2point0: And he wants them either really old or really young. Because he clearly hates periods. View Quote Strong comment. For me, I just want one than can cook biscuits and gravy on the grill the day after.

Hunter-Killer Wooimbouttamakeanameformyselfere Joined Dec 2010 Posts 99608 EE 100% (68) TX, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 7:46:29 PM EDT [#31] Attached File

Triggerstuck Joined Jul 2018 Posts 7909 EE 100% (1) TX, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 9:32:02 PM EDT [#32]

pokey074 Codename: Blindside Joined Jan 2001 Posts 11483 EE 100% (77) SD, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 10:25:52 PM EDT [#33] Quote History Originally Posted By Curmudgeon762: Yes it is. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By Curmudgeon762: Originally Posted By switchtanks: That is profoundly disturbing Yes it is. It is, but can you put a price on being able to piss on Lars every day of your life?

ServusVeritatis Joined May 2006 Posts 33340 EE 100% (126) GA, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 10:38:29 PM EDT [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By colklink: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/17974/1000015970_jpg-3344084.JPG View Quote Shooters shoot

dmnoid77 Turgid Member Joined Mar 2008 Posts 31200 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 10:42:48 PM EDT [#35] Attached File
	Originally Posted By HermanSnerd: In reality, those two hot chicks that you just met that want you to come home with them for "a good time", are merely the bait for the huge guy hiding in the closet wearing a Batman suit.

Curmudgeon762 Member Joined Jun 2022 Posts 7747 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 10/8/2024 11:08:10 PM EDT [#36] Quote History Originally Posted By pokey074: It is, but can you put a price on being able to piss on Lars every day of your life? View Quote What about when you have to take a dump?
	When your state is shaped like a huge, droopy penis, you have to expect there to be some huge nuts as well. Mech 2007

M1907Sling

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Posted: 10/9/2024 4:31:45 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Curmudgeon762:
What about when you have to take a dump?

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Originally Posted By pokey074:
It is, but can you put a price on being able to piss on Lars every day of your life?

What about when you have to take a dump?

Will he give you a reacharound?

Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 37519 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 10/9/2024 10:08:52 AM EDT [#38]
	Make Occam's Razor Great Again It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards.

colklink Big girls make all your dreams come true! Joined Dec 2001 Posts 52352 EE 100% (4) WV, USA	Posted: 10/9/2024 10:37:11 AM EDT [#39] Attached File
	A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!

beitodesstrafe willy nilly used the heater Joined Nov 2007 Posts 112336 EE 100% (91) VA, USA	Posted: 10/9/2024 11:20:32 AM EDT [#40] Quote History Originally Posted By colklink: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/17974/1000016061_jpg-3344607.JPG View Quote
	PEEP SMACK

King_Mud Member Joined Sep 2008 Posts 16523 EE 100% (177) OK, USA	Posted: 10/9/2024 11:30:56 AM EDT [#41] Quote History Originally Posted By colklink: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/17974/1000016061_jpg-3344607.JPG View Quote Needs more 458 SOCOM

ArGyLe64 Buckaroo Banzai Joined Mar 2007 Posts 4502 EE 93% (15) OK, USA	Posted: 10/9/2024 11:34:34 AM EDT [#42] Quote History Originally Posted By colklink: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/17974/1000016061_jpg-3344607.JPG View Quote Why can't I pinpoint where this is from?
	All politicians are evil, but some politicians are more evil than others. Who is John Galt?

beitodesstrafe

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Posted: 10/9/2024 11:35:11 AM EDT

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Why can't I pinpoint where this is from?

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Originally Posted By colklink:
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Why can't I pinpoint where this is from?

HERESY!

YOU DISAPPOINT THE EMPEROR

PEEP SMACK

ArGyLe64 Buckaroo Banzai Joined Mar 2007 Posts 4503 EE 93% (15) OK, USA	Posted: 10/9/2024 11:45:23 AM EDT [#44] Quote History Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: HERESY! YOU DISAPPOINT THE EMPEROR View Quote The doesgiraffe emperor is mad at me.
	All politicians are evil, but some politicians are more evil than others. Who is John Galt?

Notcalifornialegal

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Posted: 10/9/2024 11:50:24 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:

HERESY!

YOU DISAPPOINT THE EMPEROR

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Originally Posted By ArGyLe64:

Originally Posted By colklink:
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Why can't I pinpoint where this is from?

HERESY!

YOU DISAPPOINT THE EMPEROR

Make Occam's Razor Great Again

It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards.

Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 37529 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 10/9/2024 11:50:51 AM EDT [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By ArGyLe64: The doesgiraffe emperor is mad at me. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By ArGyLe64: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: HERESY! YOU DISAPPOINT THE EMPEROR The doesgiraffe emperor is mad at me. Go watch the Flashgtiz Furry crusades.
	Make Occam's Razor Great Again It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards.

inop Joined Nov 2009 Posts 6560 EE 100% (3) USA	Posted: 10/9/2024 12:01:37 PM EDT [#47] Quote History Originally Posted By colklink: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/17974/1000016061_jpg-3344607.JPG View Quote Can I get the print file

Klaustrophobia Joined Jan 2017 Posts 10787 EE 100% (2) VA, USA	Posted: 10/9/2024 3:08:09 PM EDT [#48] .... I thought that was supposed to be the judge dredd gun.

Thrasymachus Joined Mar 2006 Posts 22998 EE 0% (0) NV, USA	Posted: 10/9/2024 3:40:01 PM EDT [#49] Quote History Originally Posted By Klaustrophobia: .... I thought that was supposed to be the judge dredd gun. View Quote Do we look like Arbites to you?

colklink Big girls make all your dreams come true! Joined Dec 2001 Posts 52357 EE 100% (4) WV, USA	Posted: 10/9/2024 3:46:08 PM EDT [Last Edit: colklink] [#50] Quote History Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: View Quote And look at the position of the selector. Because of the thumb you can't see if there's a third hole or not. But, I believe too much I see on the internet, but damn it i want this to be real!
	A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!

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