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Posted: 10/28/2022 3:49:17 PM EST
[#1]
Understand and fluently speak every language
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Posted: 10/28/2022 3:50:24 PM EST
[#2]
It would be pretty sweet to be able to heal anyone of any illness or infirmity just by touching them.
I'd go down to the children's hospital, make my rounds and then start calling parents telling them to come pick up their healthy kids. |
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Posted: 10/28/2022 3:54:01 PM EST
[#3]
I want to know everything (infinite knowledge) with instant recall. Think the ascended ancients in Stargate.
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Posted: 10/28/2022 4:05:13 PM EST
[#4]
You can buy a super power right now, NV is a super power but also fulfills a childhood fantasy of perfect camouflage- being able to see and not be seen
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Posted: 10/28/2022 4:07:05 PM EST
[#5]
The ability to heal others. I don't understand children with cancer.
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Posted: 10/28/2022 4:20:33 PM EST
[#6]
Invisibility because of titties and bush.....
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Posted: 10/28/2022 4:21:24 PM EST
[#7]
Be able to travel forwards and backwards through time.
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Posted: 10/28/2022 4:33:25 PM EST
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The ability to heal myself and others. That would be my choice considering I have stage 4 metastatic cancer. I would do it for others on a sliding scale. A good person who's done nothing wrong like the girl who died in one of the other posts at age 21, I would do for a penny and some old prick like Nancy Pelosi's husband I'd charge every penny they have. |
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Posted: 10/28/2022 4:44:08 PM EST
[#9]
Either to have all the knowledge in the universe and be able to process it.... or wrecking balls. My balls would be able to bust shit. Probably the balls thing. That would be fun
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Posted: 10/28/2022 5:00:57 PM EST
[#10]
Homelander
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Posted: 10/28/2022 5:51:51 PM EST
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That would be my choice considering I have stage 4 metastatic cancer. I would do it for others on a sliding scale. A good person who's done nothing wrong like the girl who died in one of the other posts at age 21, I would do for a penny and some old prick like Nancy Pelosi's husband I'd charge every penny they have. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The ability to heal myself and others. That would be my choice considering I have stage 4 metastatic cancer. I would do it for others on a sliding scale. A good person who's done nothing wrong like the girl who died in one of the other posts at age 21, I would do for a penny and some old prick like Nancy Pelosi's husband I'd charge every penny they have. Oh man, I am so sorry. Prayers for you. |
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Posted: 10/28/2022 7:24:06 PM EST
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The ability to take and give superpowers to other people  Hello Simon. |
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Posted: 10/28/2022 7:25:14 PM EST
[#13]
I just want a magic wallet that has whatever amount I need whenever I open it.
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Posted: 10/28/2022 7:25:31 PM EST
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The ability to heal others. I don't understand children with cancer. We can be friends. |
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Posted: 10/28/2022 7:26:28 PM EST
[#15]
Deadpool-esque healing ability.
If I didn’t have to worry about dying, I could make some really positive changes in the world. |
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Posted: 10/28/2022 7:26:49 PM EST
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: a green cock? weird flex, but you do you No, he wants magic pants! |
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Posted: 10/28/2022 7:27:48 PM EST
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That would be my choice considering I have stage 4 metastatic cancer. I would do it for others on a sliding scale. A good person who's done nothing wrong like the girl who died in one of the other posts at age 21, I would do for a penny and some old prick like Nancy Pelosi's husband I'd charge every penny they have. This post sees the magnitude of such a simple superpower. We would try this...and they would try to murder us in their hubris. Also, God's blessings upon you, and I hope you have made peace with those you love. Also, we can be friends. |
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Posted: 10/28/2022 7:29:29 PM EST
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The ability to cure my wife’s cancer and related ailments! I wish that power upon you. |
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Posted: 10/28/2022 7:33:57 PM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It would be pretty sweet to be able to heal anyone of any illness or infirmity just by touching them. I'd go down to the children's hospital, make my rounds and then start calling parents telling them to come pick up their healthy kids. That's a good one. |
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Posted: 10/28/2022 7:37:48 PM EST
[#20]
Ability to make any person anywhere have a powerful orgasm by snapping my fingers.
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Posted: 10/28/2022 7:41:18 PM EST
[#21]
I watched a few videos a while back that pretty much ruined every superpower using middle school level science.
"Oh you want to fly? Enjoy asphyxiation, hypothermia flying at an altitude where air friction won't kill you." "Oh, you want to run super fast?......"  |
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Posted: 10/28/2022 8:10:58 PM EST
[#22]
A physics defying superpower?
Teleportation (like in the movie “Jumper”). I’d make the world a better place by doing all sorts of CoC things while maintaining airtight alibis and perfect digital footprint. Not so physically impossible superpower? Never needing to sleep (ever) or unnaturally long lifespan (like centuries). |
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Posted: 10/28/2022 8:15:51 PM EST
[#23]
The ability to operate outside of the laws of any place on Earth or beyond and be above any legal prosecution or civil suits.
Because reasons. |
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Posted: 10/28/2022 8:19:45 PM EST
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ability to make any person anywhere have a powerful orgasm by snapping my fingers. You could make the wnba watchable |
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Posted: 10/28/2022 8:22:54 PM EST
[#25]
Teleportation is the only answer
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Posted: 10/28/2022 8:26:00 PM EST
[#26]
Control anyone’s health, including the aging process. This means the power to both inflict and cure, including my own health.
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Posted: 10/28/2022 8:28:04 PM EST
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Posted: 10/28/2022 8:28:37 PM EST
[#28]
In other threads, I've chosen super speed and I think, immortality. So I'm pretty tough as it is. I'll go with invulnerability. I'm nearly a God!
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Posted: 10/28/2022 8:30:51 PM EST
[#29]
Invisibility but only if it applied to my clothes too.
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Posted: 10/28/2022 8:31:04 PM EST
[#30]
Being able to see into the future up to 24 hours.
Think about it, you'd be able to prevent anything harmful from happening to you, and you'd know the winning lotto numbers every time! It'd be great!
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Posted: 10/28/2022 8:45:56 PM EST
[#31]
Mega intelligence.
Not smarter than Albert Einstein, all the way intelligent. Knowing the nature of matter and life. Using this, I could create a Juggernaut helmet to keep the mind controllers out, build an army of nanobots powered by energy hidden in matter that do my bidding, I would understand behavior, the planets, black holes, time itself. How to manipulate genes and RNA to heal people. Over hundreds of years, I would replace my rotting bio mass with machine parts, but something would get lost and I would lose my sanity and destroy you all. But it would be a fun ride. |
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Posted: 10/28/2022 9:02:37 PM EST
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: duped again Now that's one strange power to want. |
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Posted: 10/28/2022 9:04:26 PM EST
[#33]
Invisibility. I’d move to DC and record back room deals all day every day and upload them
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Posted: 10/28/2022 9:07:59 PM EST
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Being able to see into the future up to 24 hours. Think about it, you'd be able to prevent anything harmful from happening to you, and you'd know the winning lotto numbers every time! It'd be great! Plot Twist: But you wouldn't be able to change it. If you did, your precognition wouldn't be accurate. |
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Posted: 10/28/2022 10:10:57 PM EST
[#35]
Being able to see through dirt would make working around utilities so much quicker and easier, and if I could also see through skirts that would be handy as well.
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Posted: 10/28/2022 10:27:47 PM EST
[#36]
Kari Lake seducer.
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Posted: 10/28/2022 10:34:18 PM EST
[#37]
Flying would probably suck without invulnerability.
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Posted: 10/28/2022 10:37:32 PM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This seems like the most useful and fun Kersplat.
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Posted: 10/28/2022 10:39:31 PM EST
[#39]
Quoted: The ability to snap my finger and make anyone I chose, anywhere, immediately shit their pants It would be less fun since Don Lemon has "retired", and somebody apparently already did it to Jerry Nadler at a presser I would like the ability to snap my fingers and have someone un-shit themselves. Basically someone sitting in a boardroom somewhere, when shit flies out of the toilet, slides down the hallway and rams into some bastards unsuspecting colon. Yeah. That’ll be fine. |
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Posted: 10/28/2022 10:40:16 PM EST
[#40]
Teleportation. I'm gonna be rich as fuck and kill some fuckers that need it.
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Posted: 10/28/2022 10:47:33 PM EST
[#41]
Mind control. Pretty easy to get through life with that. Could be used to get paid for nothing. Bang hot chicks, or change the politics of the world. Whatever your ambition it would be useful for.
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Posted: 10/29/2022 12:40:05 AM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The ability to understand women. I’d make a trillion dollars off of book sells. No, you would commit suicide after knowing the truth or other men would kill you. You see, men have evolved over eons to purposefully be able to not understand women as a survival mechanism. Those who did not develop this ability were killed off over time. Understanding women was uprooted from our DNA for the survival of the species. |
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Posted: 10/29/2022 1:04:41 AM EST
[#43]
The ability to look at a bolt, screw, threaded hole, etc and know with absolute certainty its thread pattern.
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Posted: 10/29/2022 1:08:55 AM EST
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ability to open portals to any location anywhere regardless of distance. I would also be able to teach portal technology so humanity could venture into the stars. So, Dr. Strange. |
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Posted: 10/29/2022 1:14:27 AM EST
[#45]
Unlimited stamina
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Posted: 10/29/2022 1:14:59 AM EST
[#46]
Omnipotence, like Q from star trek.
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Posted: 10/29/2022 1:15:47 AM EST
[#47]
I’d want to fly like Superman.
Always has been my dream. |
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Posted: 10/29/2022 2:12:49 AM EST
[#48]
Ability to manipulate air molecules. Nitrogen, Oxygen, CO2 etc.
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Posted: 10/29/2022 2:15:30 AM EST
[#49]
Complete control over the cells in my body. Immortality, super human strength, healing, all that stuff would be covered by it.
First order of business would be programming my dong to be 12”. |
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