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Posted: 1/20/2022 9:58:40 PM EDT
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail.
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“Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye, and he says, ‘Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.'”
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 10:05:23 PM EDT
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May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather.
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 10:10:11 PM EDT
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Who?
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 10:12:15 PM EDT
[#4]
It's all in the reflexes
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 10:12:39 PM EDT
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Edit. Nm. I get it now.
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Jack Burton. Me
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 10:13:32 PM EDT
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It will come out no more!
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When you find yourself in a fight that you can't win, go for the other guy's nuts.
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 10:16:33 PM EDT
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Jack Burton is probably my second favorite Kurt Russel character,  though more quotable.

Capt. Ron is the bestest.
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 10:17:09 PM EDT
[#11]
Henry Swanson’s my name and excitement’s my game.

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What! Huh? What will come out no more?!
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 10:18:00 PM EDT
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What!?  What will come out no more?


ETA: beat
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 10:34:42 PM EDT
[#14]
You mean oil.
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No, black blood of the Earth!
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 2:17:27 AM EDT
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The check is in the mail
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 2:26:01 AM EDT
[#17]
I feel pretty good. You know, I'm not...
I'm not scared at all. I just feel kind of...
I feel kind of invincible.
I got a very positive attitude about this. Good.
Is it gettin' hot in here, or is it just me?
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One of my favorite actors.
He was "jungle boy " in a Gilligans Island episode.
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[#19]
Suzee Pai



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Ah wish Ah had somethin’ Ah couldah shot through the windah -  Ward Burton, 2002
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One of my all time favorite movies!
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[#24]
hollow ?  hollow. fuck it.
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You were no put on this earth to get it, Mr SpanishInquisition...
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Still think this should be the unofficial 'right on' symbol...



...needs some cropping & editing though
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 6:53:24 AM EDT
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Jack Burton, thats who.  lol
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What, what will come out no more!? (looks at hole, turns and keeps walking along)
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 7:24:33 AM EDT
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I took something. I can see things no one else can see. Why’re you dressed like that?
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beest movie ever.
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The check is in the mail.
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Something about " Never drive faster then you can see."
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 8:24:16 AM EDT
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Shut up, Mr. Burton! You are not brought upon this world to get it!
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 8:32:53 AM EDT
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Now this really pisses me off to no end!

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"1,2,3…We may be trapped."
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Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.
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One of Carpenter's best. The music helps make his movies.

Porkchop Express (Big Trouble in Little China)

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