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Posted: 6/3/2020 12:01:34 AM EDT
My sensitivity training for the night
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:04:22 AM EDT
[#1]
"I like rape."
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:06:35 AM EDT
[#2]
Well I like rape.
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:07:37 AM EDT
[#3]
Charming...

Did you sign?
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:10:06 AM EDT
[#4]
I told you to wash your hands....

See, it's coming off!
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:11:34 AM EDT
[#5]
Oh boys!  Lookie what ah got hee-ah!!!
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:12:51 AM EDT
[#6]
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You workin' up a number 6 on 'em?
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:13:31 AM EDT
[#7]
I like to call it “surprise sex”
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:21:10 AM EDT
[#8]
Are we awake?
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:21:52 AM EDT
[#9]
"Stampeding cattle."
"That's not much of a crime."
"Through the Vatican?"
"Kinky."
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:25:37 AM EDT
[#10]
Authentic frontier gibberish
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:26:42 AM EDT
[#11]
Number 6 Dance?
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:29:29 AM EDT
[#12]
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You spare the women?
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:32:45 AM EDT
[#13]
Durn boys that was close!  Nearly lost a $400 handcart!

Back when everyone had a sense of humor, and everyone got made fun of equally

I asked my wife if I should call my lib daughter and let her know we were watching, maybe she'd want to watch at the same time.  "No, let's not stir up THAT murder hornet nest "
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:46:44 AM EDT
[#14]
i called the rape help line... but they said it was for victims only...  
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:57:26 AM EDT
[#15]
[ziiiip]
"Itz troo!  Itz troo!  Itz troo!  Itz troo!"
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:57:43 AM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:58:24 AM EDT
[#17]
Where The White Women At? - Blazing Saddles
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 1:04:07 AM EDT
[#18]
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You're sucking on my arm."
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 1:10:52 AM EDT
[#19]
But I shoot with this hand
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 1:12:14 AM EDT
[#20]
Where are all of the hot black girls?

I know several

Link Posted: 6/3/2020 1:13:48 AM EDT
[#21]
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Struggle snuggle
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 1:26:49 AM EDT
[#22]
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Durn boys that was close!  Nearly lost a $400 handcart!

Back when everyone had a sense of humor, and everyone got made fun of equally

I asked my wife if I should call my lib daughter and let her know we were watching, maybe she'd want to watch at the same time.  "No, let's not stir up THAT murder hornet nest "
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Right of passage for my children. Last one that watched it fully understood the message and recommended to friends. Pointed out it would NEVER get made today as to close to the truth. Made me proud. One more to go.

And to keep with the thread, "Candygram for Mongo"
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 1:34:51 AM EDT
[#23]
Sounds like steam escaping....
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 1:56:57 AM EDT
[#24]
Just don't chew gum in line...

"Wow... he's strict!"
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 2:04:35 AM EDT
[#25]
But, I didn't know there'd be so many!  LOL, classic

It would go right over my daughters head, once she heard the N word that would be it.  Pretty obvious from the start that the white folks are pretty much the butt of all the jokes.  

Nope, Mel Brooks would never get a job today
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 2:44:13 AM EDT
[#26]
....but we don't want the Irish
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 2:49:47 AM EDT
[#27]
Lol at work we always quote the "doggone near lost a $400 handcart" scene.

Link Posted: 6/3/2020 11:52:50 AM EDT
[#28]
Well, raise my rent.  
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 11:58:31 AM EDT
[#29]
For my next impression, Jesse Owens!
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:00:43 PM EDT
[#30]
Now who can argue with that?
I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson for clearly stating what needed to be said.
I'm particulary glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech.
Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:03:57 PM EDT
[#31]
Work. Work. Work.
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:05:38 PM EDT
[#32]
Somebody go back and git a shitload of dimes!
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:07:00 PM EDT
[#33]
You watch your ass!
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 12:25:16 PM EDT
[#34]
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 5:49:45 PM EDT
[#35]
We must do something about this immediately, immediately, immediately.

Harrumph, Harrumph, Harrumph, Harrumph, Harrumph, Harrumph
                  Harrumph, Harrumph, Harrumph, Harrumph

I didn't get a harrumph outta that guy.
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 5:59:29 PM EDT
[#36]
Blazing Saddles We Don't Want the Irish!
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 6:13:42 PM EDT
[#37]
“Back Up off of the Brother and his fine clothes!”
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 6:30:29 PM EDT
[#38]
Candygram for Mongo
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 6:33:15 PM EDT
[#39]
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There was a gossip long ago about the actress who played Ms. Stein, that she was having an affair with a director of one of her movies, who was married to a famous sex symbol of the time.  Apparently when the said director tried to do the deed between the filming his little general couldn't stand up.  She laughed and because of that he cut most of her scenes.

Nice going, Mel... uhhh... I mean anonymous director!
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 8:33:43 PM EDT
[#40]
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hah
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 8:35:55 PM EDT
[#41]

Link Posted: 6/3/2020 8:41:43 PM EDT
[#42]
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 9:09:53 PM EDT
[#43]
How 'bout some more beans, Mr Taggart?

I'd say you boys have had enough!
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 9:34:03 PM EDT
[#44]
They hurt Buddy! Get them, girls!
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 9:41:01 PM EDT
[#45]
Headey Lamar....

It’s Headley!
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 9:54:16 PM EDT
[#46]
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You brute!  You brute!  Whhaaaaaaa!!!!
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 9:58:07 PM EDT
[#47]
Thread needs moar schnitzengreuben
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 10:54:02 PM EDT
[#48]
“They said you was hung”

“They was right!”
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 10:56:00 PM EDT
[#49]
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You spare the women?
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Nah, we rape the shit out of 'em...
Link Posted: 6/3/2020 11:18:47 PM EDT
[#50]
"...play chess..."
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