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Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:35:01 PM EDT
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I try not to think about all the people whose mouths my forks have been inside of when dining out.  Many of them are dead and in the ground.  So when you go out to eat, your fork has been in the mouths of dead people, AIDS patients and all kinds of other gross situations.

Same goes for dental tools.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:36:47 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Jambalaya:
I try not to think about all the people whose mouths my forks have been inside of when dining out.  Many of them are dead and in the ground.  So when you go out to eat, your fork has been in the mouths of dead people, AIDS patients and all kinds of other gross situations.

Same goes for dental tools.
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What about those disgusting dinosaurs that drank the same water you’re drinking now?
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:38:03 PM EDT
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I hate traveling/vacationing with my family!

I traveled the world for work, been to 75 countries and I can pack for two weeks in a single carry on. My wife and kids feel the need to bring huge suitcases and are a pain in the ass to travel with. They want every vacation planned to the minute.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:39:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By W202fan90:


What about those disgusting dinosaurs that drank the same water you're drinking now?
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I read somewhere that there is still civil war gun smoke in the air, and that every breath we take contains molecules of air that Jesus breathed.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:40:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By HangfiresGhost:

Keep it, kid.
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Ok sonny
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:41:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By scopedope:
I hate traveling/vacationing with my family!

I traveled the world for work, been to 75 countries and I can pack for two weeks in a single carry on. My wife and kids feel the need to bring huge suitcases and are a pain in the ass to travel with. They want every vacation planned to the minute.
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You described my father to a “T”.

My mom called him the “cruise director” when I was growing up, because every second of our “vacations” had to be meticulously planned and scheduled.

Still drive me nuts to this day (and I have spoken to him in 7 years).
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:42:33 PM EDT
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I only look in a mirror once a week when I buzz my head and face.  

In public if I see someone I know I will change direction if possible to avoid talking to them.

My personality and behavior does a 180 in my mother's presence and I'm over 40 years old.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:43:06 PM EDT
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Volume on even numbers only

I always eat skittles, sour patch kids etc by flavor from least liked to favorite. I separate them out first.

I have more weird things
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:43:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Explorer225:
I only look in a mirror once a week when I buzz my head and face.  

In public if I see someone I know I will change direction if possible to avoid talking to them.

My personality and behavior does a 180 in my mother's presence and I'm over 40 years old.
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Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:48:05 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By W202fan90:
Here’s another:

I HATE peanut butter, but will eat an entire jar of roasted peanuts in one sitting.
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I like peanuts and I like chocolate,  but peanuts in chocolate is disgusting.

Reeses started this shit and should be banished from the earth for it.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:50:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Tuco22:
When it's dry I slap some things with the back of my hand before touching them.
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It's a desert thing. I do it too.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:51:04 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By JRoy:


I like peanuts and I like chocolate,  but peanuts in chocolate is disgusting.

Reeses started this shit and should be banished from the earth for it.
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I am the same way.

I also find the combination of peppermint and chocolate to be repulsive as well.

Peppermint belongs in toothpaste, breath mints, mouthwash, soap, and chewing gum.

That’s it.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:51:09 PM EDT
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I hate tomatoes in salads, but I’ll eat them in just about anything else.

I eat chicken noodle soup cold, out of the can.

I need to keep everything in my life organized, and I avoid having mismatched things of the same type, or I get anxiety. When other people interfere with that organization or they take/lose an item from a set of matched things, I get frustrated.


Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:53:07 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By HangfiresGhost:

Keep it, kid.
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You sure?

It's free pumpkin.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:53:52 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DaveJRSC:
I hate tomatoes in salads, but I’ll eat them in just about anything else.

I eat chicken noodle soup cold, out of the can.

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The taste of uncooked tomatoes makes me gag, but will I eat foods containing cooked tomatoes any day of the week.

I also eat Spaghetti O’s cold and straight from the can. I think this was because I wasn’t allowed to use the stove as a young kid, but figured out how to use the can opener.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:55:07 PM EDT
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In this thread we learn that mental illness is real
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:57:47 PM EDT
[#17]
The anonymity allows little bitches to spout shit they'd never have the balls to say face to face.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:57:52 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By harpua:
In this thread we learn that mental illness is real
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Sure…..but isn’t it fun and entertaining????

Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:58:27 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By evilyoda:
I get annoyed with people walking around with coffee cups, mugs etc.  ( I don’t allow my employees to walk around the project sites with coffee mugs or cups. Drink that in your car or office. Workers are busy working and you are there strolling around on a fucking coffee break)

I hate it when people wine and cry about not having coffee in the morning.

No I dont drink coffee.

I never wear clothes that are red- orange- yellow. No bright colors.

I hate polo shirts. I get pissed off when my managers wear polos. I tell them to change shirts.

I don’t sleep in a bed. Only couches.

I have  to clean my ears. Digging down with an ear spoon or q -tip. I like watching ear wax removal videos. Its gross but satisfying.

I love flossing my teeth. Those dental picks are awesome and use them when driving.



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The couches one got me.  You're nuts.






I don't eat meat off the bone.  Chicken wings may be the most disgusting food I've ever seen eaten. The people that suck those bones clean are Neanderthals.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:58:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By HangfiresGhost:
The anonymity allows little bitches to spout shit they'd never have the balls to say face to face.
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True dat
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 12:01:34 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By JRoy:


It's a desert thing. I do it too.
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Good to know, remember hating the trampoline at my neighbors house as a kid because getting off the motherfucker felt like you were grabbing an electric fence.
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 12:02:54 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Jambalaya:
I try not to think about all the people whose mouths my forks have been inside of when dining out.  Many of them are dead and in the ground.  So when you go out to eat, your fork has been in the mouths of dead people, AIDS patients and all kinds of other gross situations.

Same goes for dental tools.
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We were at a restaurant with our unpredictable 4 or 5 year old at the time.

Food arrived, we're all set to eat, and he's looking at his silverware REALLY close.

Looks at us and says,  "Other people use these too?"

Wife and I both held our breath.  Finally one of us said something about all of them being sanitized in the dishwasher.  He thought for a second, then dug into his pasta, eventually spilling the butter on his new shirt like normal.

Wife and I exhaled, and moved on.

One of the scariest moments of our lives.
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 12:03:44 AM EDT
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I eat all my leftovers cold no matter what it is. Guys at work give me a hard time about it.
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 12:05:20 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By CastleBravo91:
I don't like pooping at not my home. Unless it's an emergency, I'll hold it all day.
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We might be kin.

This^ plus, I can't wear other peoples used clothing, I did it as a kid out of necessity, no more.

Link Posted: 5/4/2024 12:05:46 AM EDT
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I can't stand to have any dirt or sand or anything on my feet when I put my socks on.

Link Posted: 5/4/2024 12:08:55 AM EDT
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I like to sing metal songs when I cook breakfast, but I change up the lyrics.  I usually replace "die" with "fry", and "satan" with "bacon" for my breakfast tunes.

Examples:

Fry, by my hand, I creep across the land, cooking eggs and ham.

Learn the sacred words of praise hail bacon!
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 12:12:36 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bravo_Six:
I like to sing metal songs when I cook breakfast, but I change up the lyrics.  I usually replace "die" with "fry", and "satan" with "bacon" for my breakfast tunes.

Examples:

Fry, by my hand, I creep across the land, cooking eggs and ham.

Learn the sacred words of praise hail bacon!
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fry

fry

fry

fry
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 12:12:45 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bravo_Six:
I like to sing metal songs when I cook breakfast, but I change up the lyrics.  I usually replace "die" with "fry", and "satan" with "bacon" for my breakfast tunes.

Examples:

Fry, by my hand, I creep across the land, cooking eggs and ham.

Learn the sacred words of praise hail bacon!
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Link Posted: 5/4/2024 12:13:26 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By W202fan90:

What about those disgusting dinosaurs that drank the same water you're drinking now?
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There's 335 million people in the United States, each one of them take a dump every day. Where does 335 million pounds of shit go? Into the aquifer. This doesn't even take into account the dogs, cats, cows and other wildlife.
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 12:17:22 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By VTD:
fry

fry

fry

fry
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Originally Posted By VTD:
Originally Posted By Bravo_Six:
I like to sing metal songs when I cook breakfast, but I change up the lyrics.  I usually replace "die" with "fry", and "satan" with "bacon" for my breakfast tunes.

Examples:

Fry, by my hand, I creep across the land, cooking eggs and ham.

Learn the sacred words of praise hail bacon!
fry

fry

fry

fry


Link Posted: 5/4/2024 12:17:25 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By SkyFive:
There's 335 million people in the United States, each one of them take a dump every day. Where does 335 million pounds of shit go? Into the aquifer. This doesn't even take into account the dogs, cats, cows and other wildlife.
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Ackkkshually, women don’t poop, so your data is hyper-inflated, and therefore invalid.
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 12:18:04 AM EDT
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I count stair steps, even in my own home.

I always put my right sock on first, then left, then right shoe, then left, Always.

I put my pants on left leg first. Always.

I eat cheetos and french fries according to size; smallest to largest.

I sometimes obsess about counting things.
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 12:20:11 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By W202fan90:


Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?
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Originally Posted By Explorer225:
I only look in a mirror once a week when I buzz my head and face.  

In public if I see someone I know I will change direction if possible to avoid talking to them.

My personality and behavior does a 180 in my mother's presence and I'm over 40 years old.


Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?

I'm afraid it would be painfully boring.
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 12:20:36 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By W202fan90:


Ackkkshually, women don't poop, so your data is hyper-inflated, and therefore invalid.
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I've been married 17 years and I have never heard my wife fart.

weirdest thing.
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 12:40:13 AM EDT
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- I pronounce "vacuum" with three syllables

- I occasionally enjoy a glass of milk while taking a shower.

- Toilet paper must be used three squares at a time
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 12:40:20 AM EDT
[#36]
In this thread, we learn how crazy people in GD really are.
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 12:41:44 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Volksgewehr:
- I pronounce "vacuum" with three syllables

- I occasionally enjoy a glass of milk while taking a shower.

- Toilet paper must be used three squares at a time
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There must be something in the water in NC.
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 12:47:22 AM EDT
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My ear is pointed like a Vulcan

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Link Posted: 5/4/2024 1:08:35 AM EDT
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I have synesthesia, meaning I see colors when I read letters and numbers, and in some cases even see personalities in certain characters (for example, 5 is fatherly, 2 is a woman) I also taste some flavors as colors and see patterns in certain sounds. Calendar time has a shape in a way I can't easily describe.

I can write music by painting a color diagram in my head. Sort of like guitar hero, only without the movement.

I could go on about it forever.

No drugs involved. It's been like this since I can remember knowing letters (about 2yo).
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 2:08:37 AM EDT
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the sound of liquid pouring into a glass makes me want to kill something


Link Posted: 5/4/2024 2:24:31 AM EDT
[#41]
I was born to have only two wisdom teeth - one upper right and the other lower left.
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 2:46:36 AM EDT
[#42]
I abhor odd volume or temperature settings. Always have to have them set on even numbers.
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 3:06:04 AM EDT
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I will eat anything with tomatoes in it or made from tomatoes. I will not eat a raw tomato on a salad, burger, or taco.
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 3:15:38 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Dino:
the sound of liquid pouring into a glass makes me want to kill something


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How To Pour a Glass of Water
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 3:17:48 AM EDT
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I have to set the vehicle automatic temp control on an even number

When pumping gas I have to end the amount (price) on a 0 or 5

When I load and unload the dishwasher I count as I load or remove every knife, fork and spoon.

The paper currency in my wallet has to be in order, 1's, 5's, 10's and so on

I have to have even numbers on my gun magazines.  I was counting my Glock 17 mags the other day and saw that I had an odd number, went out an bought another one

I associate smells with colors

Count just about everything like putting screws and nuts in storage trays

When pumping gas, within 4 gallons I have to pee

All can goods in the pantry need to have the label facing forward

I can only eat with a salad fork and not a dinner fork

I have to have line spaces between each item I am listing, like in this reply
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 4:03:51 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By SkilletsUSMC:
I have synesthesia, meaning I see colors when I read letters and numbers, and in some cases even see personalities in certain characters (for example, 5 is fatherly, 2 is a woman) I also taste some flavors as colors and see patterns in certain sounds. Calendar time has a shape in a way I can't easily describe.

I can write music by painting a color diagram in my head. Sort of like guitar hero, only without the movement.

I could go on about it forever.

No drugs involved. It's been like this since I can remember knowing letters (about 2yo).
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Does the toaster oven mock you?
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 5:40:41 AM EDT
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I'm a septic contractor.  Installs repairs pumping etc.  have been my whole life, third generation

hair or food in a sink will make me dry heave. If it's outside, no issue.  Inside- forget it , I'm out.
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 6:41:07 AM EDT
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I understand some of these weird semi-autistic quirks, had some as a kid, but do you guys not get the compulsion to put pants on "wrong" or set shit to odd numbers to get used to feeling uncomfortable?

I no longer have any weird anomalies in my behavior and can adapt and excel in most environments without being noticed as the "weirdo"
Link Posted: 5/4/2024 7:11:38 AM EDT
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I arrange my shirts by color on closet coat hangers,
in order of the visible color spectrum from ultraviolet
(on my left) to infrared (on my right).

I wear specific t-shirt colors during the week so I can
remember what day of the week it is when I'm at work.


I also fight the urge to square everything up on people's
coffee tables, work desks, etc.





Link Posted: 5/4/2024 7:15:52 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By wmagrush:
Automatic counting. If I hear a target shooting at a neighbors , no matter what I’m doing, I can tell you if they shot 87 times. Driving across a bridge, I know how many expansion joints are in it when I get to the other side.
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Omg, I do that when pouring water or running water into a glass, bowl, pitcher, etc. I count seconds.  

No idea why.
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