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Gunslinger808 hold my beer and watch this! Joined Jan 2002 Posts 15263 EE 100% (58) AZ, USA	Posted: 2/26/2018 11:58:49 PM EDT [#1] Attached File
	I have no useful skills, therefore I supervise. Call sign:Radio Silence

drfroglegs Watch this... Joined Dec 2012 Posts 4112 EE 100% (48) NC, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 12:40:35 AM EDT [#2] Quote History Originally Posted By GiggleSmith: http://i.imgur.com/DhoGbWG.jpg View Quote Who the hell is that?
	NRA Life Member Second Amendment Foundation Member FBHO Member

HTHF Joined Jul 2014 Posts 77 EE 100% (15) MT, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 12:43:12 AM EDT [#3]

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 19134 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 12:43:27 AM EDT [Last Edit: kar98k] [#4] Quote History Originally Posted By drfroglegs: Who the hell is that? View Quote rianna connor here's her instagram account - you can thank me later
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

_DR Joined May 2003 Posts 48383 EE 100% (18) USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 12:47:29 AM EDT [Last Edit: _DR] [#5] MAGA...but if Trump ends up signing another AWB I will turn on him like a cheating wife.

NachoDip Zombie Overlord Joined Jul 2005 Posts 8581 EE 100% (27) WA, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 12:52:04 AM EDT [#6] Quote History Originally Posted By Bthorn: Good Lord.... View Quote The Lord blessed her in many ways. PRAISE KEK!
	Prepping for survival isn't about how to have the most complex, drawn out tactical gunfight, it's about how to live such that a gunfight never occurs.

Lord_Grey_Boots Member Joined Jun 2001 Posts 18878 EE 100% (1) WA, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 12:52:50 AM EDT [#7] Quote History Originally Posted By HTHF: https://i.imgur.com/ObtKugUl.jpg View Quote Thats a him.

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 19135 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 1:06:05 AM EDT [#8] Quote History Originally Posted By Lord_Grey_Boots: Thats a him. View Quote did you just assume that person's gender?
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

UNF_Threaded Member Joined Oct 2015 Posts 505 EE 100% (1) CO, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 1:17:18 AM EDT [#9]

GrasshopperNOmore Joined Feb 2010 Posts 15877 EE 100% (67) IL, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 1:32:26 AM EDT [#10] Lol, I just saw this on FB. Some liberal bitch accused some nasty looking (based on his profile pic) dude of having a small penis because he was defending guns. Not sure what to think about this, but I laughed.

Klaustrophobia Joined Jan 2017 Posts 1658 EE 100% (2) VA, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 5:44:41 AM EDT [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By UNF_Threaded: View Quote No gun: 0 feet per second. Liberals - "Guns are too dangerous to have in schools, even by licensed carriers!" Also liberals - "Guns are ineffective, might as well not have them." Mental. Illness.

Rossi

Peace through superior firepower.

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WA, USA

Posted: 2/27/2018 7:11:17 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Klaustrophobia:
No gun: 0 feet per second.

Liberals - "Guns are too dangerous to have in schools, even by licensed carriers!"

Also liberals - "Guns are ineffective, might as well not have them."

Mental. Illness.

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Originally Posted By Klaustrophobia:

Originally Posted By UNF_Threaded:
https://i.redditmedia.com/8NnFufb-VcuEtGgeSSrOBem5sRr7f_x7VStv4bmCHP4.png?w=499&s=9a760c48aab075d7b6c499d0d301d33a

No gun: 0 feet per second.

Liberals - "Guns are too dangerous to have in schools, even by licensed carriers!"

Also liberals - "Guns are ineffective, might as well not have them."

Mental. Illness.

Hey, if they want equality just give them rifles.

[insert photo of Israeli teacher carrying rifle]

WhyTanFox 💯My mom says I'm a catch... I'm popular... Joined Nov 2006 Posts 13944 EE 100% (18) NJ, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 8:39:24 AM EDT [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By Enzo300: Fuck this guy. . . . View Quote I don't know if his intentions are pure, but many even here support a bump stock ban.
	"1/3 of Gd spends the afternoon rationalizing [Trump's] wacky rants, like old ladies looking for the face of Jesus in buttered toast." -Aimless

WhyTanFox

💯My mom says I'm a catch... I'm popular...

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Posted: 2/27/2018 8:44:25 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Klaustrophobia:
No gun: 0 feet per second.

Liberals - "Guns are too dangerous to have in schools, even by licensed carriers!"

Also liberals - "Guns are ineffective, might as well not have them."

Mental. Illness.

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I like to think that everyone is a little hypocritical; we set standards for ourselves we cannot attain.

But progressives aren't hypocrites, they are just stupid. They have a worldview full of self contradictions, positions that make no sense viewed next to each other. Trying to have a peaceful, logical, and conclusive discussion with such a person is absolutely frustrating.

"1/3 of Gd spends the afternoon rationalizing [Trump's] wacky rants, like old ladies looking for the face of Jesus in buttered toast." -Aimless

Enzo300 Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 2842 EE 100% (1) KAZ	Posted: 2/27/2018 8:58:17 AM EDT [Last Edit: Enzo300] [#15] Attached File
	Triggers With Attitude

jcduchock Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 219 EE 100% (60) AL, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 9:50:42 AM EDT [#16] Is that Ozzy quote real?
	USCG, BM1 Ret.

Enzo300 Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 2843 EE 100% (1) KAZ	Posted: 2/27/2018 9:58:19 AM EDT [Last Edit: Enzo300] [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By jcduchock: Is that Ozzy quote real? View Quote Attached File He's not that clever. But he does play at Sturgis..
	Triggers With Attitude

zegermanznew Less Government is Best Government Joined Sep 2010 Posts 13485 EE 100% (88) CT, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 10:00:27 AM EDT [#18] Can someone good at this stuff make the Broward cops into a Snickers commercial? You know, the one where they're not themselves because they're hungry.

jcduchock Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 220 EE 100% (60) AL, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 10:02:30 AM EDT [#19]
	USCG, BM1 Ret.

Enzo300 Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 2845 EE 100% (1) KAZ	Posted: 2/27/2018 10:55:33 AM EDT [Last Edit: Enzo300] [#20] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Triggers With Attitude

Repairman_Jack All out of bubblegum. Joined Apr 2013 Posts 6068 EE 100% (2) KS, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 11:02:59 AM EDT [#21] Quote History Originally Posted By GiggleSmith: http://i.imgur.com/DhoGbWG.jpg View Quote That gives a whole new meaning to the term "Bump-Fire".
	The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' - Ronald Reagan Official Arfcom Callsign - "Hot Sauce"

drfroglegs Watch this... Joined Dec 2012 Posts 4114 EE 100% (48) NC, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 11:08:34 AM EDT [#22] Quote History Originally Posted By kar98k: rianna connor here's her instagram account - you can thank me later View Quote Damn. I feel like Quagmire when he discovered the Tinder app. I'm exhausted...
	NRA Life Member Second Amendment Foundation Member FBHO Member

Rossi Peace through superior firepower. Joined Mar 2003 Posts 7679 EE 100% (32) WA, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 11:08:57 AM EDT [#23] Attached File Attached File

DanDaVinchi Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 626 EE 100% (12) MI, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 11:25:19 AM EDT [#24]

steevo Member Joined Nov 2007 Posts 2469 EE 99% (147) CT, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 12:55:01 PM EDT [#25]
	Buzz

bodybagger Member Joined Nov 2007 Posts 4755 EE 100% (15) TN, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 1:12:57 PM EDT [#26] Quote History Originally Posted By _DR: MAGA...but if Trump ends up signing another AWB I will turn on him like a cheating wife. View Quote

Chylde Joined Nov 2016 Posts 56 EE 0% (0) WY, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 2:10:55 PM EDT [#27]

Aloxite Group W Bench Joined Dec 2005 Posts 12374 EE 100% (70) WA, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 7:34:05 PM EDT [#28] Attached File
	They call us "civilized" because we're easy to sneak up on. One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision.

waterglass Master of Obviousness, Servant of LULZ Joined Oct 2012 Posts 37080 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 10:16:29 PM EDT [#29]
	" Declaratory statement oooozing conviction, written a long time ago." - Little Known Famous Dead Guy. His Name Is Probably Larry Sometin.

reddog_3d Joined Dec 2007 Posts 1048 EE 100% (1) AL, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 11:17:26 PM EDT [#30] Quote History Originally Posted By Enzo300: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/461570/SellsArms-464327.JPG Salty... View Quote DAAAAYYYYYYYUUUUMMMMM!

mPisi Still Standing Joined Jul 2001 Posts 3636 EE 100% (265) TX, USA	Posted: 2/27/2018 11:31:58 PM EDT [Last Edit: mPisi] [#31] Attached File (updated with better image)
	“Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean.” - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

UNF_Threaded Member Joined Oct 2015 Posts 507 EE 100% (1) CO, USA	Posted: 2/28/2018 1:17:55 AM EDT [#32] IF YOU DONT LIKE AMY SCHUMER THEN YOU ARE A .... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AemOdm8LrU

Aloxite Group W Bench Joined Dec 2005 Posts 12385 EE 100% (70) WA, USA	Posted: 2/28/2018 1:21:16 AM EDT [#33] Attached File
	They call us "civilized" because we're easy to sneak up on. One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision.

TheOTHERmaninblack Member Joined Jul 2009 Posts 8259 EE 100% (15) WY, USA	Posted: 2/28/2018 2:51:54 AM EDT [#34] Attached File
	History indicates that Conservative Americans only have three speeds: silence, peaceful protest rallies, and Total Industrialized Warfare. They excel at the latter. ---spartacus2002

Miami_JBT .40 S&W Supreme Leader & Dictator for Life Joined Apr 2007 Posts 51806 EE 100% (7) FL, USA	Posted: 2/28/2018 7:46:59 AM EDT [#35] Stupidity in action at the FL Capitol on Monday. Best of/Worst of Florida Senate's Gun Control Hearing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFs7P809J6c Those were the fucking 'tards I had to deal with. Failed To Load Title https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot_xeiFd4bE
	End the Political Establishment Communists/Socialists aren't people

Miami_JBT .40 S&W Supreme Leader & Dictator for Life Joined Apr 2007 Posts 51807 EE 100% (7) FL, USA	Posted: 2/28/2018 7:54:18 AM EDT [#36]
	End the Political Establishment Communists/Socialists aren't people

fl-ar-fan Member Joined Jun 2017 Posts 482 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 2/28/2018 8:04:02 AM EDT [#37] Quote History Originally Posted By Miami_JBT: https://i.imgur.com/mafYUni.jpg View Quote Hopefully the Toxoplasmosis will kick in one day and she'll run her Prius off the road and into a PP building.

BMWBIKR Veteran of the Cola Wars - CWW2 & 3 Joined Aug 2014 Posts 3834 EE 100% (5) AZ, USA	Posted: 2/28/2018 8:59:14 AM EDT [#38] Quote History @Miami_JBT View Quote Thank you for speaking out, brother. The message may not have been well received but hopefully they heard you, nonetheless. Truth is often inconvenient. You aren't going to change that old communist's mind.
	A lot of my time on this planet has been simply for survival. But at the Cola War, I am living. Tweeter "You chug, and that's all I need to know." NoloContendere / p2tharizo Arfbortion 2016 Survivor

Texas_Infidel

RIP Steave Wayman, RIP John Lambert & Children

Joined Oct 2006
Posts 4675
EE 100% (12)

TX, USA

Posted: 2/28/2018 9:12:52 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Miami_JBT:
Stupidity in action at the FL Capitol on Monday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFs7P809J6c

Those were the fucking 'tards I had to deal with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot_xeiFd4bE

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Props, and thank you for for sticking up for millions of ungrateful gun owners as a LEO.

You ever in N Texas, drinks and meals are on me.

The AARP has an easier job getting old people excited about a discount on Geritol than we do getting gun owners to help out by joining the NRA. Red_5

War_Face Shits Excellence and Pisses Perfection Joined Jun 2013 Posts 2176 EE 100% (3) VA, USA	Posted: 2/28/2018 9:24:03 AM EDT [#40] Quote History Originally Posted By Miami_JBT: https://i.imgur.com/mafYUni.jpg View Quote Preach it brother.
	PRAISE DONALD THE DANK!

Enzo300 Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 2850 EE 100% (1) KAZ	Posted: 2/28/2018 10:14:22 AM EDT [#41] Attached File
	Triggers With Attitude

Enzo300 Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 2851 EE 100% (1) KAZ	Posted: 2/28/2018 10:20:02 AM EDT [#42] Attached File
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buck19delta

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Posted: 2/28/2018 10:24:43 AM EDT

[Last Edit: buck19delta] [#43]

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Originally Posted By Miami_JBT:
https://i.imgur.com/mafYUni.jpg

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this is pretty telling IMHO, and a perfect example of whats wrong with our country today. Here you have the perfect example of what the second amendment is REALLY for, a first person account from someone who lived it for real, and telling you the dangers of what your wanting to do. His opinion should have a fuck load of weight, and a real eye opener, like a one handed man telling you not to pet that alligator..... and a liberal cat lady, whos biggest hardship in life is sneaking cats past her home owners association, sits and laughs and mocks him, as she eagerly tries to get the gov to force her hand and yours in the gators cage.

If you are unable to find fault with your own heros and idols, you have no place finding fault with other peoples.

Miami_JBT

.40 S&W Supreme Leader & Dictator for Life

Joined Apr 2007
Posts 51823
EE 100% (7)

FL, USA

Posted: 2/28/2018 10:30:26 AM EDT

[#44]

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Originally Posted By buck19delta:
this is pretty telling IMHO, and a perfect example of whats wrong with our country today. Here you have the perfect example of what the second amendment is REALLY for, a first person account from someone who lived it for real, and telling you the dangers of what your wanting to do. His opinion should have a fuck load of weight, and a real eye opener, like a one handed man telling you not to pet that alligator..... and a liberal cat lady, whos biggest hardship in life is sneaking cats past her home owners association, sits and laughs and mocks him, as she eagerly tries to get the gov to force her hand and yours in the gators cage.

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Originally Posted By buck19delta:

Originally Posted By Miami_JBT:
https://i.imgur.com/mafYUni.jpg

this is pretty telling IMHO, and a perfect example of whats wrong with our country today. Here you have the perfect example of what the second amendment is REALLY for, a first person account from someone who lived it for real, and telling you the dangers of what your wanting to do. His opinion should have a fuck load of weight, and a real eye opener, like a one handed man telling you not to pet that alligator..... and a liberal cat lady, whos biggest hardship in life is sneaking cats past her home owners association, sits and laughs and mocks him, as she eagerly tries to get the gov to force her hand and yours in the gators cage.

They want you and I and all of our loved ones in a gulag or dead.

They flat out told me after I spoke that they wish I was dead, that they'd find me and kill me, and that they want me to rot in hell.

End the Political Establishment
Communists/Socialists aren't people

EP429

Joined Feb 2014
Posts 290
EE 100% (2)

TX, USA

Posted: 2/28/2018 10:31:52 AM EDT

[#45]

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Originally Posted By Miami_JBT:
Stupidity in action at the FL Capitol on Monday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFs7P809J6c

Those were the fucking 'tards I had to deal with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot_xeiFd4bE

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That first video had me rolling

It's difficult to believe the human body can survive with such little brain activity. Weapons-grade stupid.

38_Special

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Posts 631
EE 100% (109)

OH, USA

Posted: 2/28/2018 10:35:26 AM EDT

[#46]

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Originally Posted By Klaustrophobia:
No gun: 0 feet per second.

Liberals - "Guns are too dangerous to have in schools, even by licensed carriers!"

Also liberals - "Guns are ineffective, might as well not have them."

Mental. Illness.

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Originally Posted By Klaustrophobia:

Originally Posted By UNF_Threaded:
https://i.redditmedia.com/8NnFufb-VcuEtGgeSSrOBem5sRr7f_x7VStv4bmCHP4.png?w=499&s=9a760c48aab075d7b6c499d0d301d33a

No gun: 0 feet per second.

Liberals - "Guns are too dangerous to have in schools, even by licensed carriers!"

Also liberals - "Guns are ineffective, might as well not have them."

Mental. Illness.

FPS_______Distance______time to cover (sec)
2900________50ft___________0.017
900_________50ft____________0.056

their argument is about 0.038 seconds???!?!?!. morans.

Seems like the 22lr argument that there is so little energy and therefore they should stand in and take one (purely for educational purposes).

meme warriors, a request:
abortion, empty graduation cap/gown with a "class of 2036" caption

Thugbuster Member Joined Mar 2002 Posts 1548 EE 100% (17) LA, USA	Posted: 2/28/2018 10:39:11 AM EDT [#47] @Maimi_JBT As a fellow JBT (retired), you, sir make us all proud! Keep up the great work brother!
	tbeminio RIP Brother. Blue Lives Matter!

_Underscore_

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TX, USA

Posted: 2/28/2018 10:45:40 AM EDT

[#48]

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Originally Posted By Miami_JBT:
They want you and I and all of our loved ones in a gulag or dead.

They flat out told me after I spoke that they wish I was dead, that they'd find me and kill me, and that they want me to rot in hell.

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Originally Posted By Miami_JBT:

Originally Posted By buck19delta:

Originally Posted By Miami_JBT:
https://i.imgur.com/mafYUni.jpg

this is pretty telling IMHO, and a perfect example of whats wrong with our country today. Here you have the perfect example of what the second amendment is REALLY for, a first person account from someone who lived it for real, and telling you the dangers of what your wanting to do. His opinion should have a fuck load of weight, and a real eye opener, like a one handed man telling you not to pet that alligator..... and a liberal cat lady, whos biggest hardship in life is sneaking cats past her home owners association, sits and laughs and mocks him, as she eagerly tries to get the gov to force her hand and yours in the gators cage.

They want you and I and all of our loved ones in a gulag or dead.

They flat out told me after I spoke that they wish I was dead, that they'd find me and kill me, and that they want me to rot in hell.

Thank you for speaking out. These commie scum are a the biggest threat we face.

BurtMacklin Let's Roll! Joined Mar 2014 Posts 3764 EE 100% (14) PA, USA	Posted: 2/28/2018 10:49:49 AM EDT [#49] @Miami_JBT keep up the good work! You will never change the commies minds, but there are people in the middle that you certainly swayed!

captainpooby Member Joined Jul 2001 Posts 57509 EE 100% (74) FL, USA	Posted: 2/28/2018 10:52:10 AM EDT [Last Edit: captainpooby] [#50] ~~Page 286 is mine!~~ #$%^#%&&(^&^$$!!!!!

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