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Posted: 8/22/2018 8:30:06 PM EST
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You think they're hitting on you but they're not. Usually happens when you're full of yourself. 
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Posted: 8/22/2018 8:31:57 PM EST
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It's the Old Spice. It rustles their jimmies.
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Posted: 8/22/2018 8:33:14 PM EST
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Share your salami with the ladies you old fuck .
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Posted: 8/22/2018 8:33:49 PM EST
[#4]
Old ladies need love too,help them out
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Posted: 8/22/2018 8:50:12 PM EST
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The older you get especially your 30's older women always hit on you. When I hit my 30's I probably slept with more 40-45yr olds than I can remember. The good thing is you can be selective because they are everywhere. Heck might not be proud of it but I was tricked; was on vacation in Florida and went home with a gal. She was super hot blonde, 120ish lbs, nice tan, big bolt ons, everything you dream of. The next morning she informed me she just turned 55.
 She spent enough money she didn't even look close to it. I guessed 43 tops.... 
I kinda missed those days. Women after late 30's are way better in bed to the college and just after chicks. 
Now I only get to reminisce about those days. |
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Posted: 8/22/2018 9:22:02 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Give the people what they want. H. L. Mencken |
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Posted: 8/22/2018 9:35:16 PM EST
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It's the leathers.
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Posted: 8/22/2018 9:46:01 PM EST
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I have a friend who was in a bar, latched on to a 40 something who asked him if he was interested in a mother/daughter night. He said " you bet lets go" ! Of course he was thinking about the 40+ and 20+. They got to her door and as they went in she says, " MOM I'm HOME " ! True story !
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Posted: 8/22/2018 9:47:16 PM EST
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It's a new fad. Older women are in to virgins these days. |
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Posted: 8/22/2018 9:49:51 PM EST
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I don't get it...would you prefer old men hitting on you instead?
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Posted: 8/22/2018 9:56:41 PM EST
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You're supposed to take the little blue pill after you get home from the bar, not before you go out.
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Posted: 8/23/2018 4:30:07 AM EST
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Posted: 8/23/2018 4:35:00 AM EST
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 Just a gigolo - David Lee Roth Just a gigolo Everywhere I go People know the part I'm playing Paid for every dance Selling each romance Every night some heart Betraying There will come a day Youth will pass away Then what will they say About me When the end comes I know They'll say just a gigolo As life goes on Without me 'Cause I ain't got nobody Nobody nobody cares for me I'm so sad and lonely Sad and lonely sad and lonely Won't some sweet mama Come and take a chance with me 'Cause I ain't so bad Get along with me babe Been singin' love songs All of the time Even only be, honey only, only be Bop bozadee bozadee bop zitty bop I ain't got nobody 'cept love songs in love Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla Hummala bebhuhla… |
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Posted: 8/23/2018 4:37:37 AM EST
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I don't get it...would you prefer old men hitting on you instead? |
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Posted: 8/23/2018 4:39:09 AM EST
[#15]
Smells like old spice and despair in here.
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Posted: 8/23/2018 4:42:58 AM EST
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Maybe they know you have retired.
They think you are wealthy. You may be or you may not be in your mind. But to them you are. The financial situation for a majority of older single women is bleak. |
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Posted: 8/23/2018 4:50:01 AM EST
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Maybe they know you have retired. They think you are wealthy. You may be or you may not be in your mind. But to them you are. The financial situation for a majority of older single women is bleak. Then I saw why. No retirement plan. |
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Posted: 8/23/2018 4:50:33 AM EST
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The reason old women are hitting on you is your clothes make your wallet look fat.
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Posted: 8/23/2018 4:53:44 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Gene5 puts the D in bedridden. Just the first D though, those hips cant take it. 
Well OP, maybe they're desperate?
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Posted: 8/23/2018 5:38:52 AM EST
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My current GF hit on me, is in her 50s, and is better looking and has a better body then most US females do in their early 30's.
I ain't complaining. |
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Posted: 8/23/2018 5:39:35 AM EST
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Just be thankful
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Posted: 8/23/2018 5:48:08 AM EST
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yea im old ,but here lately old women are hitting n me.now more than when I was younger.whats the deal?  50+ women’s bodies deteriorate FAST If they are less than 50, do they have money? Since she has been around the block, can she rock your world in bed, cause if she is boring in bed, you know why she’s single |
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Posted: 8/23/2018 5:50:07 AM EST
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Do you drive a supercar? Even a Corvette will trigger old women. They don't know it from a supercar and they think owning it means you have money.
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Posted: 8/23/2018 5:50:47 AM EST
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It's a new fad. Older women are in to virgins these days. |
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Posted: 8/23/2018 5:51:26 AM EST
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Smells like old spice and despair in here. |
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Posted: 8/23/2018 6:20:04 AM EST
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LOL, Gawd, I remember that Clubman stuff from my childhood. Every Barber in town had it on their bench, and many of their adult customers would buy it. Some barbers would put a little dab behind each customer's ears when they finished. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Do you smell like linament?
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Posted: 8/23/2018 10:41:49 AM EST
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Smells like old spice and despair in here. |
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Posted: 8/23/2018 10:43:22 AM EST
[#28]
Break her hip, grandpa.
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Posted: 8/23/2018 10:43:39 AM EST
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yea im old ,but here lately old women are hitting n me.now more than when I was younger.whats the deal? |
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Posted: 8/23/2018 11:46:40 AM EST
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I always latch on to a 40ish Cuban recent immigrant, they will make you laugh, crazy is an understatement
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Posted: 8/23/2018 12:05:43 PM EST
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I have ~ 80 year old client with a ~60 year old former model "trophy wife".
She shamelessly flirts with me whenever I am over there. Last time I was there she showed me some of her modeling portfolio pics. Jeez, she was a stunner, modeled for some of the big names in fashion back in the day. As you get older (I am 45), the appeal of an older woman vanishes pretty rapidly. |
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Posted: 8/23/2018 12:10:32 PM EST
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They just want to take an old guys virginity. They see the big ass tube socks and just know
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Posted: 8/23/2018 12:10:41 PM EST
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I have ~ 80 year old client with a ~60 year old former model "trophy wife". She shamelessly flirts with me whenever I am over there. Last time I was there she showed me some of her modeling portfolio pics. Jeez, she was a stunner, modeled for some of the big names in fashion back in the day. As you get older (I am 45), the appeal of an older woman vanishes pretty rapidly. |
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Posted: 8/23/2018 12:11:13 PM EST
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They want the D before they Die. |
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Posted: 8/23/2018 12:18:15 PM EST
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Are you wearing a new white belt?.
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Posted: 8/23/2018 12:20:25 PM EST
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Is diabetes communicable? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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They want the D before they Die. |
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Posted: 8/23/2018 12:26:17 PM EST
[#37]
Nanna’s got a gum job for you and some hard candy for after.
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Posted: 8/23/2018 12:28:52 PM EST
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I bet it's the ball peen hammer tucked in the front of your pants.
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Posted: 8/23/2018 12:29:31 PM EST
[#39]
Skills . . . girls (even old women) only like guys with great skills.
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Posted: 8/23/2018 12:38:51 PM EST
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My current GF hit on me, is in her 50s, and is better looking and has a better body then most US females do in their early 30's. I ain't complaining. I'm continually amazed at how often this is true. There are some beautiful 50+ women out here! ("Don't whistle, son... that's your grandmother!") RAH |
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Posted: 8/23/2018 12:39:43 PM EST
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Sugar Bear thread.
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Posted: 8/23/2018 12:40:04 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Are they under 50 50+ women’s bodies deteriorate FAST If they are less than 50, do they have money? Since she has been around the block, can she rock your world in bed, cause if she is boring in bed, you know why she’s single |
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Posted: 8/23/2018 12:41:36 PM EST
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I have ~ 80 year old client with a ~60 year old former model "trophy wife". She shamelessly flirts with me whenever I am over there. Last time I was there she showed me some of her modeling portfolio pics. Jeez, she was a stunner, modeled for some of the big names in fashion back in the day. As you get older (I am 45), the appeal of an older woman vanishes pretty rapidly. George Burns: "Because at my age, that's the only kind there is!" |
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Posted: 8/23/2018 12:44:38 PM EST
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They look at you and they clearly don't think you're out of their league.
Maybe you should re-appraise your perceptions of yourself. |
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Posted: 8/23/2018 12:45:02 PM EST
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must be a VA thing. I get women in their 50's trying to chat with me at the gym,
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Posted: 8/23/2018 12:57:20 PM EST
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A few years ago, while under my pickup, changing the oil, a neighbor lady, probably 35 years my senior, walked up long enough to say "I don't want to sound weird or anything, but if I was 30 years younger, I'd break your hip". Before I could even respond to such an off-the-wall comment, she walked off.  
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Posted: 8/23/2018 1:09:16 PM EST
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would you prefer older men?
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Posted: 8/23/2018 1:14:10 PM EST
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My wife LOVES the smell of Clubman aftershave on me, and we're only mid-40s. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Do you smell like linament? |
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Posted: 8/23/2018 2:18:31 PM EST
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would you prefer older men? 
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Posted: 8/23/2018 8:10:21 PM EST
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Smells like old spice and despair in here. |
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