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nvgeologist

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Posted: 8/7/2025 11:25:01 PM EDT

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In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.

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Posted: 11/25/2025 10:46:08 AM EDT

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Deep South is normally the third week in May, so 14th through 16th.

“An enemy at the gates is less formidable,
for he is known and carries his banner openly.”

nvgeologist

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Posted: 11/29/2025 7:54:56 PM EDT

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Northwest signups are live https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Cola-Warrior-Northwest-7/5-2823944/

Feb 12-14 2026

In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.

southerncross

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Posted: 12/1/2025 10:23:08 AM EDT

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Tacked.

southerncross

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Posted: 12/1/2025 10:24:11 AM EDT

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Just here to up my post count. Also:

CWSE10 July 16-19 2026
Same spot, new misery

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Posted: 12/4/2025 10:08:41 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By nvgeologist:

Heartland VI - Grand Island NE, at Hornady's range
Sept 17-19 maybe

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Hopefully not just "maybe"

I got off work

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Posted: 12/4/2025 3:47:55 PM EDT

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Yeet

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Posted: 12/4/2025 10:09:21 PM EDT

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Just here to up my post count. Also:

CWSE10 July 16-19 2026
Same spot, new misery

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Posted: 12/29/2025 11:33:40 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By southerncross:
Just here to up my post count. Also:

CWSE10 July 16-19 2026
Same spot, new misery

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alphajaguars

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Posted: 12/30/2025 9:30:44 PM EDT

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OST

I wasn't put in jail for what I did. I was put in it for what I think... They won by making a DC jury scared that people like YOU AND I exist outside of their liberal bubble.
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PortaJohnPicasso

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Posted: 12/30/2025 10:10:13 PM EDT

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Heartland will have a fucking trophy for best spew.

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That is all

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Posted: 1/3/2026 6:03:26 AM EDT

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Just here to up my post count. Also:

CWSE10 July 16-19 2026
Same spot, new misery

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Gotta increase the penalty for dying during your run this time

DKlic6

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Posted: 1/6/2026 9:42:40 PM EDT

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SE be my favorite CW

"Herby Curby blading babnannas"

nvgeologist

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Posted: 1/7/2026 3:17:53 AM EDT

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SE be my favorite CW

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That's just cause you've never been to CWTN

In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.

DKlic6

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Posted: 1/14/2026 10:22:17 PM EDT

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That's just cause you've never been to CWTN

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Heard the host is a fluffer and trades favors for penalties.

"Herby Curby blading babnannas"

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Posted: 1/22/2026 8:37:17 PM EDT

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Im fatter and slower than i was last year, maybe ill do better.

Inimicalone

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Posted: 1/28/2026 5:47:16 AM EDT

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@southerncross why is Sunday listed as an event day?
Has the misery been extended?

If you mean for our event, that's a typo.

Inimicalone

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Posted: 1/29/2026 9:17:44 AM EDT

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Coolsies.

nvgeologist

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Posted: 1/29/2026 12:17:30 PM EDT

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CW TN is happening now

While normies are huddled at home with bread and milk, Cola Warriors are munching on their chug.

In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.

nvgeologist

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Posted: 1/30/2026 8:42:14 PM EDT

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https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Feemaker-II-a-Friendly-Heads-Up/5-2832005/?

Fuck you, pay me

In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.

nvgeologist

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Posted: 2/1/2026 2:00:16 AM EDT

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CW TN AAR
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Cola-Warrior-Cola-Crockett-0-AAR/5-2832101/

In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.

southerncross

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Posted: 2/3/2026 8:18:56 AM EDT

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CW TN AAR
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Cola-Warrior-Cola-Crockett-0-AAR/5-2832101/

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Twas a good one.

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Posted: 2/3/2026 10:34:04 PM EDT

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https://www.ar15.com/forums/hometown/Bluegrass-Cola-0-is-coming-/72-680290/?

In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.

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Posted: 2/16/2026 9:44:38 AM EDT

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https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Cola-Warrior-West-12-Master-the-Grid/5-2834066/
West 12 sign up

nvgeologist

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Posted: 3/9/2026 2:23:56 PM EDT

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https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Feemaker-II-SIGN-UP-THREAD-/5-2836603/?
Feemaker, which is not Cola Warrior but really wishes it could be, is live.
There is a fee for not signing up.

In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.

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Posted: 3/11/2026 1:48:47 PM EDT

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Thanks for keeping up with this

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Posted: 3/11/2026 6:47:13 PM EDT

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Cola Warrior is fun

In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.

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Posted: 3/11/2026 7:05:21 PM EDT

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Cola Warrior is fun

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Originally Posted By R3L04D:
Thanks for keeping up with this

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/152077/Screenshot_20200716-102007-3727988.png

Cola Warrior is fun

lol I think that’s my gun. FO3?

When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are ruled by criminals.

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Posted: 3/11/2026 7:08:43 PM EDT

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lol I think that's my gun. FO3?

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2020, whatever FO that was.

In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.

nvgeologist

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Posted: 3/23/2026 6:59:50 PM EDT

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West AAR

https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Cola-Warrior-West-12-Master-the-Grid-RESULTS-AND-AAR/5-2838436/

In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.

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Posted: 3/24/2026 11:16:34 PM EDT

[#30]

PTO put in for SE and bluegrass. May or may not make Tx this year. Depends on work.

"Herby Curby blading babnannas"

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Posted: 4/30/2026 11:16:51 PM EDT

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28 - 30 Jan 2027 Crockett 1 for 2027 events. I know it's early but I'm fucking this cat, just hold the tail.

"Herby Curby blading babnannas"

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Posted: 5/1/2026 9:46:11 PM EDT

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Noted

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Posted: 5/1/2026 10:34:36 PM EDT

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I don’t check here frequently enough but I’ve got a couple +1’s coming for SE so I need to get in early, any idea when we’ll be opening sign-ups for it?

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Posted: 5/1/2026 10:58:52 PM EDT

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Probably sometime this month. No worries though, our list doesnt fill up like it used to since we stopped doing prizes. It'll be fine.

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Posted: 5/5/2026 9:21:41 PM EDT

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28 - 30 Jan 2027 Crockett 1 for 2027 events. I know it's early but I'm fucking this cat, just hold the tail.

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Hell yeah, putting it on the calendar for vacay!!!!!

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Posted: 5/9/2026 4:33:24 PM EDT

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https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Cola-Warrior-Keystone-5-Celebrating-250-years-of-Penalties-June-25-27th-2026/5-2843958/

Keystone, Pennsylvania, June 25-27. Sign ups are open.

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Posted: 5/10/2026 10:50:29 PM EDT

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~~Feemaker AAR is up https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Feemaker-II-AAR/5-2844083/?~~

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Posted: 6/6/2026 10:06:06 PM EDT

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Wrong tab lol

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Posted: 6/7/2026 3:03:36 PM EDT

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CWSE thread is up

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Posted: 6/19/2026 12:34:21 PM EDT

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Bluegrass is live

https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/-Bluegrass-Cola-Signup-Thread/5-2848505/?

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Posted: 7/6/2026 1:40:14 PM EDT

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Heartland is live https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Cola-Warrior-Heartland-6-The-Peepocalypse-/5-2850468/

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Posted: 7/6/2026 1:42:31 PM EDT

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Keystone results thread https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Cola-Warrior-Keystone-5-AAR-The-Results-are-in-/5-2849481/

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Posted: 8/3/2026 11:47:24 PM EDT

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Texas Sign Up Thread

Nov 12-14

Purveyor of childish retaliatory feedback

I wish more Americans loved America like Texans love Texas.

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