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Posted: 7/7/2024 4:10:20 PM EDT
Scanner went bananas friday night. Apparently some Mensa Mental Midget put a lit M80 in his pants friday. You can guess the results. Guy was medflighted to a trauma center. His "little buddy" has NOT been found. Still cant find a news story on this, but maybe monday since the local TV stations are slow as fuck unless its real big.
Link Posted: 7/7/2024 6:51:39 PM EDT
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He was afraid that Trump would get elected and make sex-change operations illegal.

So he did his own surgery. Now he's a genuine woman. The M-80 probably gave him a uterus, too.

I'm happy for him.
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