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1/19/2025 1:09:14 PM EDT
I was at the Vienna Inn today, which is an oasis of sorts in NoVA.

The waitress today said "you always have the best hoodies".

90% of my hoodies are esstac hoodies
Originally Posted By p3590:
You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once.  A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe.

With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map
1/19/2025 1:39:39 PM EDT
[#1]
Wrong

She was sucking up for a better tip
1/19/2025 2:00:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By kels:
Wrong

She was sucking up for a better tip
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Nope sorry small birds indigenous to pacific islands with 50cals are human universals
Originally Posted By p3590:
You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once.  A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe.

With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map
1/19/2025 2:02:59 PM EDT
[#3]
Women hippies at the garden stores and nurseries also like the kywi. "Oh man that's great is that for environmental rights?"

No it is for a schitzo company in Washington ran by schitzos who make firearms accessories.

"Well he's cute"
Originally Posted By p3590:
You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once.  A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe.

With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map
1/19/2025 2:14:17 PM EDT
[#4]
Lol, is that the one next to the Relax Inn?
1/19/2025 8:28:42 PM EDT
[#5]
Esstac needs to do another run of hoodies
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
1/19/2025 10:15:21 PM EDT
[#6]
I would buy 2. Maybe 3. And I need more shirts.
1/19/2025 10:54:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ORjeepguy:
Esstac needs to do another run of hoodies
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YES
Did you just assume my anatomy? - Cowbell
No Tyrant has ever found itself guilty of tyranny in its own court. - ohland
Weapons of war are our birthright - Dark_zero_x
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed - Lube
1/20/2025 11:06:36 AM EDT
[#8]
Originally Posted By ORjeepguy:
Esstac needs to do another run of hoodies
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Yes
Originally Posted By southerncross:
I would buy 2. Maybe 3. And I need more shirts.
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I get esstac shirts for free by running Cola Warrior. I have a billion shirts
Originally Posted By p3590:
You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once.  A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe.

With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map
1/20/2025 11:50:08 AM EDT
[#9]
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:

Yes

I get esstac shirts for free by running Cola Warrior. I have a billion shirts
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I have 5. Also, esstac doesnt send anything to our event and I dont get to make it to the regionals they attend anymore.
1/21/2025 10:38:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By southerncross:
I would buy 2. Maybe 3. And I need more shirts.
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Yes on the shirts. I will buy all of them.

I was devastated a few years ago when Delta lost my bag coming back from overseas. I travel with my favorite shirts, and so they were in my bag that was gone forever.

When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are ruled by criminals.
1/22/2025 2:52:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By mustangduckk:



Yes on the shirts. I will buy all of them.

I was devastated a few years ago when Delta lost my bag coming back from overseas. I travel with my favorite shirts, and so they were in my bag that was gone forever.

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1/22/2025 3:05:37 PM EDT
[#12]
You wear clothes?
Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out.

General education should not be mere job training, but training in how to be fully human.
1/22/2025 3:17:50 PM EDT
[#13]
The comparative here for you is that your hoodies are just OK…
1/22/2025 3:22:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: southerncross][Edited] [#14]
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Originally Posted By MRW:
You wear clothes?
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I wear what is required
1/22/2025 10:34:36 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By southerncross:


I wear what is required https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/157261/1000000454-3441439.png
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Can confirm, this is an accurate representation of southerncross.
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
1/26/2025 4:12:50 AM EDT
[#16]
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Originally Posted By southerncross:


I have 5. Also, esstac doesnt send anything to our event and I dont get to make it to the regionals they attend anymore.
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I just go raid the backroom when I need more.

I still need the Biden sniffing one.
Esstac’s Retarded Social Media Influencer
1/26/2025 12:16:57 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By NachoDip:

I just go raid the backroom when I need more.

I still need the Biden sniffing one.
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Originally Posted By NachoDip:
Originally Posted By southerncross:


I have 5. Also, esstac doesnt send anything to our event and I dont get to make it to the regionals they attend anymore.

I just go raid the backroom when I need more.

I still need the Biden sniffing one.

That was East during COVID and it's my favorite one
Originally Posted By p3590:
You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once.  A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe.

With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map
1/26/2025 2:00:03 PM EDT
[#18]
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:

That was East during COVID and it's my favorite one
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I wear mine at least once a week
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
1/26/2025 2:33:29 PM EDT
[#19]
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Originally Posted By ORjeepguy:
Esstac needs to do another run of hoodies
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Yeah what the heck, I missed em and want one.
1/26/2025 2:59:59 PM EDT
[#20]
I need an asstec hoodie. Have stu call me
Silent Brigade 1-20-20
1/26/2025 5:34:47 PM EDT
[#21]
Hmmmm I may be able to facilitate a custom run of these.
Esstac’s Retarded Social Media Influencer
1/26/2025 5:41:09 PM EDT
[#22]
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Originally Posted By NachoDip:
Hmmmm I may be able to facilitate a custom run of these.
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That's stolen kywi
Originally Posted By p3590:
You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once.  A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe.

With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map
1/26/2025 10:08:32 PM EDT
[#23]
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:

That's stolen kywi
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Ok. None for you.
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1/26/2025 10:13:37 PM EDT
[#24]
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Originally Posted By NachoDip:


Ok. None for you.
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Originally Posted By NachoDip:
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:

That's stolen kywi


Ok. None for you.

I have the original, I'm fine
Originally Posted By p3590:
You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once.  A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe.

With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map
1/26/2025 10:44:58 PM EDT
[#25]
That’s cute. Only one?
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1/26/2025 11:15:43 PM EDT
[#26]
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:

That was East during COVID and it's my favorite one
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:
Originally Posted By NachoDip:
Originally Posted By southerncross:


I have 5. Also, esstac doesnt send anything to our event and I dont get to make it to the regionals they attend anymore.

I just go raid the backroom when I need more.

I still need the Biden sniffing one.

That was East during COVID and it's my favorite one

My man!
Did you just assume my anatomy? - Cowbell
No Tyrant has ever found itself guilty of tyranny in its own court. - ohland
Weapons of war are our birthright - Dark_zero_x
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed - Lube
2/11/2025 11:12:25 AM EDT
[#27]
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Originally Posted By southerncross:


I wear what is required https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/157261/1000000454-3441439.png
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Originally Posted By southerncross:
Originally Posted By MRW:
You wear clothes?


I wear what is required https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/157261/1000000454-3441439.png

2/11/2025 1:04:18 PM EDT
[#28]
Talked with MrsEsstac about sweatshirts. May be possible.


Mwahahahahahahahaha
Esstac’s Retarded Social Media Influencer
2/11/2025 1:19:39 PM EDT
[#29]
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Originally Posted By NachoDip:
Talked with MrsEsstac about sweatshirts. May be possible.


Mwahahahahahahahaha
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I wasn't put in jail for what I did. I was put in it for what I think... They won by making a DC jury scared that people like YOU AND I exist outside of their liberal bubble.
-trobertson5-0
2/11/2025 11:04:07 PM EDT
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When in doubt, install a heavy buffer
2/11/2025 11:09:47 PM EDT
[#31]
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Originally Posted By NachoDip:
Talked with MrsEsstac about sweatshirts. May be possible.


Mwahahahahahahahaha
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No. Denied.

I'm a MG boomer don't devalue what I have
Originally Posted By p3590:
You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once.  A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe.

With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map
2/23/2025 9:17:07 AM EDT
[#32]
How many chili dogs?
Insert something clever here.

NorCal issued callsign: Big Ten.
scuba_steve issued callsign: Columbo
2/23/2025 1:26:28 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By costanza:
How many chili dogs?
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I usually get 2 or 3 i forget how many when I posted this
Originally Posted By p3590:
You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once.  A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe.

With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map
2/23/2025 9:31:07 PM EDT
[#34]
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:

I usually get 2 or 3 i forget how many when I posted this
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So you’re saying you like to eat dirty weiners… interesting flex. Ok.  You be you. All good.
Esstac’s Retarded Social Media Influencer
2/23/2025 9:31:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By NachoDip:

So you’re saying you like to eat dirty weiners… interesting flex. Ok.  You be you. All good.
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Originally Posted By NachoDip:
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:

I usually get 2 or 3 i forget how many when I posted this

So you’re saying you like to eat dirty weiners… interesting flex. Ok.  You be you. All good.

Yeah man.

If you don't like hot dogs you are gay
Originally Posted By p3590:
You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once.  A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe.

With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map
4/25/2026 11:18:01 AM EDT
[#36]
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:

Yes

I get esstac shirts for free by running Cola Warrior. I have a billion shirts
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Where do you even keep a billion shirts?

You must have like every self-storage in NOVA rented out!
ProTip: Never pick a fight with a tree planter. He swings a hoedad for 9 hours a day, carries 30-40 pounds of seedlings on his back, and has 12-14 friends just like him hiding out on the other side of the junk butt pile. They will fuck your shit up.
5/11/2026 1:00:30 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By FredMan:

Where do you even keep a billion shirts?

You must have like every self-storage in NOVA rented out!
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He’s just exaggerating and mad because he doesn’t have nacho cheese on his dirty wieners.
Esstac’s Retarded Social Media Influencer

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