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Posted: 2/19/2007 5:23:30 PM EDT
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So i had an assignment this week to write a poem about any subject that i wanted. So bored and not a great poet as some may be i turned to my good friend ak-47. The poem started almost typing itself :o) Hope you enjoy. Ak-47, AK-74 I don’t know who could want more. The 47 was nice, but the 74 even more with its smaller bore. Proven time and time again, so many countries couldn’t be wrong. Its symbol even more noticeable than the sound of a gong. Its on Mozambique’s flag an ak-47 is hardly a drag. True it can be had for a little as a chicken in a bag. Some think of it as a weapon of the terrorist, And the cause of all absence of glee. Dumb as they be I just don’t agree, Others just see how simple they be. It was the year 1947, then 74 I guess they could be referred to as an international whore.... Hope you got as good of a laugh as i did when i wrote that! |
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So....has your teacher shit a brick yet and have the ghostly white look on their face every time they see you??? I wrote a story based off of Rainbow Six for a class in Middle school, 2 days later Columbine happened. I actually got dragged into the school office and sent home, my parents threatened with a lawsuit and they let me back. Stupid private schools, let me tell you....parents think that private schools shelter their children, NO THEY DON'T. I got into all sorts of crazy things when I was in private school, more so than in public school. There kids have money to burn and parents are blind to everything. |
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Ya be careful with that stuff dude, I had the ATF drag me out of a calc. class when I was in highschool because I had a vid of me bumpfiring a wasr 10 on a friends website. Me sitting in an office with 2 local PD, 2 ATF agents, the principle, vice principle and two deans was not a fun phone call home. I was 18 and the rifle was sitting in a safe in my dad's room so I wasnt in any trouble. But still, it was an un-needed hassle. Apparently, the video circulated among some people who knew about the website. Some jerkoff was watching it in the school library and a teacher saw it. Went downhill from there. Hmm, never had a problem with any faculty after that  j/kETA: It was weird, after talking to the ATF agents for a little while, they told me they were impressed with my knoweledge and said I should apply for my FFL. Oddly enough, the school principle was a female and wasnt concerned whatsoever with "the whole situation" and didnt want to contact me about it or even notify the police. It was the male VP that made a big stink about it. Which was funny, because I used to do alot of work on his car for him in the auto class and he knew me pretty well. Fucking asshole. |
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The "Poem" is due tomorrow so we will see what she says :) HAHA oh man.... I cant imagine the feeling of getting pulled from class by ATF agents... That would be freakin insane. Im interested in the dialoge that happend shortly after, did the ATF insist on seeing the gun? EDIT: That was weird, you posted the edit after i posted this. Nice. |
It's been a while since I've been over here to teh dark side. TAG to see what grade he gets, how many dogs are killed, how many doors are kicked-in, and how many ATF agents pay him a visit in "English creative writing class"  Post pics/vids! j/k of course  For my senior physics project I did ballistics. 20 page math-based report put-em all to sleep, but the video was a hit. Spongebob and Osama shot/blown up, bumping/mag dumps, long-range shooting, etc. It was an all-male private school, so no one freaked out. Surprisingly receptive audience.
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One of the top 3 Arfcom stories I've read! When did it happen? |
2004. I wish I still had the video, it was actually pretty good. It was JUST after the AWB expired and I had the new WASR10 with side folding stock. I was shooting at a private range, 45 miles out of town in Okachobee FL. It was private property, but anyone could shoot there. Stop in at the house on the front of the property to sign in, drive a mile back to the range; which consisted of a picnic table covered by a blue tarped gazeebo type thing. The range was a dirt berm about 35 feet high, 200 yards wide, and probably 50 yards thick. No range master, or designated shooting line. I only shot there when it was just me/my group. Anyways, I was about 30 yards out from this berm. Bayonet installed, stock folded to the side. So when I bumpfired at the hip, I would just pump rounds into a wall of dirt pretty much. So I did like 2 consecutive 3rd bursts, then dumped the rest of the mag non-stop, reload and dump off the whole mag right away(Ammo was like $75 a case back then) The camera was on my 4/5 o'clock, so you could see the rounds impacting all over this berm on impact yet still see me from the side shooting the gun. Pretty cool. There was another video we took that day that they also looked at. I had kept a science book one semester because when signing it out I accidently wrote down the wrong # and they made some other kid pay for it. One of those real thick hardbacks nobody reads. Well I set it up against the dirt berm like 4 feet high with a shaken up soda 2 feet above it. I was using my friends M4 (again, just after the AWB so it was still rare to see folding stocks/bayo's) and I was about 20 yards out. I ran up like 2 step double tapped the book, then shot the soda; which exploded. Well the dean was like "What was THAT?" I started to say something when one of the local police said "Oh,,, just a phone book" I learned to stop recording stuff THAT day. lol. |
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ah, I have an AK poem, I'll see if I can find it wen I get home. I wrote it to my first AK. But this all reminds me of when I was in high school, (Keep in mind this was BEFORE the OKC bombing) I was reading some books inthe school library, and ran across the recipie for black powder. SO, I wrote it down in my composition book (which nobody was supoosed to read, just my own personal stuff) I also happened to know the general recipie for anfos (ammonium nitrate fuel oil) and I wrote it down too. We had just had the first world trade center attack , so I looked in a time magazine article, and sure enough, they listed a basic "how to" of that bombing, nothing specific, just a general ingredient list.... Well, they must busted into my locker, and.... well, you can guess the rest. I got called to the office, and my dad was in there and I was like WTF is up? I thought the whole thing was funny as hell... but I was a little pissed that they were going through my things like that. They were all like "you have big trouble mister... I was like "look (dumb ass) I got the info from our own school library"  On the way home my dad was chewing me out, I was like "look dad YOU told me how to make the anfos...  ) LOLAnyways I NEVER had any trouble with the administration after that... I could get away with ANYTHING  Of course about 5 months after that the OKC bombing happened... luckily I was   |
Not saying I dont beleive ya but if its true you gota be the most unlucky dude on the planet...lol... I have said it before, nothing good can come from posting videos like that. They can and do fall into the wrong hands. |
By calling it a "big fish story," you are implicitly stating that you believe his story to be a fabrication. But you have also just now implicitly stated that you don't have any reason to believe it's false. So what exactly do you think? John Kerry tried the same logic---didn't go over too well. Say what you mean, and be a man. Just my .02 |
Unlucky? yea I would say so, as for believing it? I see no reason to discredit him (as in "big fish story"), sounds reasonable. As for falling into the wrong hands, last time I checked the rules "bumping" was legal.... Sure you may get hauled into the office over something like this, but if you are obeying the laws, there is nothing they can do. I love watching people "bump", I don't normally do it as I like to see my results on paper, and with "bumping" I seldom get anything on paper  .
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What does it matter to you in the first place. I dont know if its true or not and really dont care. Like I said, it sounds like a big fish story but if its true he has got to be the most unlucky guy around. Is it actually true, I dont know. I love the net. |
| I'm almost 37 and things were allot different when I was in school . I sold the vice princible a shot gun my JR year . I took it to school to give it to him and the only thing he said was " are you sure it's ok to sell this with your dad?" . That was back in 87 when Hunters Saftey was part of P.E. and we shot skeet with Remington 1100's at the football feild the last day of that class . We would have shotguns in our cars at school during Dove season , so we could go hunting after school . Things have really changed . |
Sorry! We got off on a tangent there. Please keep us up to speed on any developments, meetings with principal and parents, ATF raids, etc
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+1 I appoligize also. 
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 Hope you have better luck than me. 
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Hate to disagree with the general consensus here, but I don't think the poem exactly casts the AK in a positive light... if you were a teacher who was uninformed about guns and saw this, what would you think? Especially having thrown the word "terrorist" around in there. Not to mention, I would leave the Mozambique part out. As I recall, it's a country torn by civil war and the life expectancy is something like 37 years of age. NOT the type of thing you want people to associate with your favorite firearm. Not that I have anything against the poem myself, but I think it's best to avoid doing anything that could cast guns in a negative light...I want my AK to still be legal 10 or 20 years from now. *dons flame suit* |
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