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5/25/2004 4:04:43 PM EDT
that's correct time for your Year end exams....please NO Cheating!
....and the results will go on your permanent record!

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
     a. Olga Corbett
     b. Sitting Bull
    c. Arnold Schwarzeneger
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
     a. Lost Norwegians
     b. Elvis
     c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40  
   
3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
     a. John Dillinger
     b. The King of Sweden
     c. The Boy Scouts
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
     a. A pizza delivery boy
     b. Pee Wee Herman
     c. Geraldo Rivera
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year-old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
     a. The Smurfs
     b. Davy Jones
     c. The Little Mermaid
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver trying torescue passengers was murdered by:
     a. Captain Kidd
     b. Charles Lindberg
     c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
     a. Scooby Doo
     b. The Tooth Fairy
     c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
     a. Richard Simmons
     b. Grandma Moses
     c. Michael Jordan
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
     a. Mr. Rogers
     b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
     c. The World Wrestling Federation
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

  10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
     a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
     b. The Supreme Court of Florida
     c. Mr. Bean
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
    a. Enron
    b. The Lutheran Church
    c. The NFL
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
    a. Bonnie and Clyde
    b. Captain Kangaroo
    c. Billy Graham
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
5/25/2004 4:11:16 PM EDT
[#1]
1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:

b. Sitting Bull


2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a.
b. Elvis


3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:

c. The Boy Scouts


4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy


5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year-old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:

c. The Little Mermaid

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver trying torescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo


8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:

c. Michael Jordan


9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

c. The World Wrestling Federation


10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
5/25/2004 4:15:52 PM EDT
[#2]
D all the way down,the funny thing is that with all of the new Airport security in place you'll never see someone fitting that profile being selected for additional screening.Most selectee's are Airline employees flying non-rev,this way they still give the illusion of actually doing something while not pissing off the paying customers.
5/25/2004 4:43:05 PM EDT
[#3]
Your Wrong JOHNO, John Kerry told me the answer is C all the way down.....

Don't belive the lies he said.. Muslims are peace lovers, who you really gotta watch out for are those damned Boy Scouts...John Kerry's own words, I consulted him on this exam, an you know he don't lie......... HEHEHEHE
5/25/2004 4:53:24 PM EDT
[#4]
Dammit!  Who makes a test with all D answers!?!?!

Everyone knows that if you don't konw anything you should just "Charlie Out".  
5/25/2004 5:08:46 PM EDT
[#5]
the real question is, "who hacked ho dung's email account?!?!"

i'm going with "elvis".
5/25/2004 5:35:26 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
D all the way down,the funny thing is that with all of the new Airport security in place you'll never see someone fitting that profile being selected for additional screening.Most selectee's are Airline employees flying non-rev,this way they still give the illusion of actually doing something while not pissing off the paying customers.



I am Active Duty Air Force and in the last 5 times I have taken a plane home on leave I have been "selected" 4 times for additional screening..... give me a F%UCK'n break.....  I have pledged my life to fight these peace of shit terrorist's and I keep getting selected.......  The system is VERY flawed.  One of the times I was on orders.  You know what the lady doing the search said "you cant be to careful" WTF.....  I had my wife and kid with me most of  the times too btw
5/25/2004 5:44:44 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
the real question is, "who hacked ho dung's email account?!?!"

i'm going with "elvis".




Your proud of being accused of that, aint yah???  hehehehe....
5/25/2004 5:56:00 PM EDT
[#8]
I'm surprised at you Jeepcreep.

Didn't it strike you that you could come up with a similar "test" for almost any other major religion with the possible exception of Buddhism?  

Religions are like guns, they can and have been used for both good and evil and what you choose to do with them is your own responsibility.  

5/25/2004 6:19:23 PM EDT
[#9]
You been reading Soldier of Fortune again have'nt you Jeep????
5/25/2004 6:59:56 PM EDT
[#10]
For some reason, my blood is boiling right now.
5/25/2004 9:57:13 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
the real question is, "who hacked ho dung's email account?!?!"

i'm going with "elvis".



Bwahahaha!
5/26/2004 2:01:07 AM EDT
[#12]
You forgot choice "E"

SHUT YER COCKHOLSTERS!!!!!!!!


Bwahahahahahahahaha Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
5/26/2004 3:21:41 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
You been reading Soldier of Fortune again have'nt you Jeep????


...no, actually my radical militant dissident wife sent me that!
5/26/2004 5:12:26 AM EDT
[#14]
I just gave my sister the test ill read her anwsers. A,D,A,C,B,B,C,D,B,D,D,D. That was her very serious anwsers no joke.
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