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Posted: 5/25/2004 2:29:19 PM EDT
| *Lawyers* are the absolute scum of the Earth.....................there is nothing good that can be said about them. |
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Pave nailed it on the head!!!! You know, When our For-Fathers penned the Declaration of Independence, King Geoge said "I give them 200 years, as they are a nation of lawyers.." He is correct, but off a little, I give this Nation another 50 years, before it crumbles... |
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My current favorites are the ones who specialize in suing other lawyers who have won large class-action suits. They will claim that the 30% plus expenses skimmed off the top of a many-millions verdict is excessive and thereby wrongs the class that was to be compensated. These class advocates get their own skim off of the known money pool in the name of directing more of the original verdict to the claimants. Now if the public schools taught anything about basic legal process and economics, the jurors would have at least a clue what they were being thrown in to when selected. And way too many smart, successful people beg exemptions from duty because they would lose money for a few days. This screws up the bigger system for everyone. |
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What do you call a lawyer buried up to his neck in mud? Not enough mud. What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. Whats the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? Ones a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish. My GF's father is a lawyer. I made sure to tell him all of those jokes. |
Look, I don't care if you slept in Holliday Inn Express ( as IF some POS Lawyer ever would, unless on his dime, and partner, the "system" doesn't work that way or just play one on TV)..........If I "SLAM", then wear what sticks....bwahahahahaha!  
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