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Posted: 12/1/2005 5:09:12 PM EDT
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Looks like you've contracted a serious case of Gottahavitis, which, unfortunately, is incurable. You can only treat the symptoms, which are nervousness, clammy palms, uncontrollable facial ticks, swearing, and lethargy. Periodic treatments of new toys will alleiviate these symptoms and let you actually be human around most other people. As the treatments wear off and the symptoms come back, a new purchase is usually necessary.
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