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Posted: 10/15/2005 4:23:54 PM EDT
Forget it was Saturday? Two farmers were discussing their problems. Farmer Bill said, "I'vegot a couple of birds nesting in my horse's mane. I've tried to get rid of them. But they just won't go away." Farmer Joe thought for a minute and said, "Just sprinkle the horse's mane with yeast." "Yeast? Why yeast?" farmer Bill asked. Farmer Joe responded, "Yeast is yeast and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet." 
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It's Kipling's Ballad of East and West! Looks like my fancy book learnin' did me some good after all!  OH, East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet, Till Earth and Sky stand presently at God’s great Judgment Seat; But there is neither East nor West, Border, nor Breed, nor Birth, When two strong men stand face to face, tho’ they come from the ends of the earth! |
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And this be in AK TECHNICAL DISCUSSION why????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????? 
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Its Pave's Satuday night routine for telling really bad joke. They always manage to crack me up. |
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