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Posted: 5/1/2004 4:46:21 AM EDT
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In the days of yore, a knight was riding hard when his horse came up lame. They stopped at the stables in the nearest town. "I must have a horse!" the knight cried. "I have no horses, no ponies, no donkeys," said the stable owner. "I have only a dog." Leading the knight into the stable, he pointed to a huge dog. He was embarrassed--it was the filthiest, shaggiest dog ever. "I'll take it," the knight said, swallowing hard. "Where is the saddle?" The stable owner started toward a saddle, then stopped. "I can't do it," he told the knight. "I just couldn't send a knight out on a dog like this." 
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