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5/10/2005 4:20:12 AM EDT
Ain't she sweet



and one with a mark 19!


5/10/2005 4:22:11 AM EDT
[#1]
5/10/2005 4:31:47 AM EDT
[#2]
Why does that twit get to shoot those? I want to be able to shoot those!

ETA: the top pic she almost looks like she has a plastic face
5/10/2005 4:32:19 AM EDT
[#3]
at least she kept her finger out of the trigger guard (apparently) until ready to fire....

What's that in the bottom pic?  mark 19?
5/10/2005 4:36:46 AM EDT
[#4]
cool, at least she is gun friendly
5/10/2005 4:38:57 AM EDT
[#5]
All i see is red X's. Fix the pics!! fix the pics!!!
5/10/2005 4:43:00 AM EDT
[#6]
You can't teach that finger out of the trigger guard in just one day.

She's from the south and probably grew up hunting with her daddy. I'd bet dollars she's killed game before.

She's way to made up for me though.
5/10/2005 4:43:53 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
All i see is red X's. Fix the pics!! fix the pics!!!



There isnt anything to fix. they are there.
5/10/2005 4:52:49 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
All i see is red X's. Fix the pics!! fix the pics!!!



There isnt anything to fix. they are there.



But thier not here!!!

Hey by the way that ARMS19 I got from you last year is still going strong
5/10/2005 4:55:25 AM EDT
[#9]



But thier not here!!!

Hey by the way that ARMS19 I got from you last year is still going strong



I think you have me confused with someone else. I have never owned an arms 19
5/10/2005 5:00:57 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:



But thier not here!!!

Hey by the way that ARMS19 I got from you last year is still going strong



I think you have me confused with someone else. I have never owned an arms 19



Maybe yer right. Screen name is so close sorry aobut that.
5/10/2005 5:04:37 AM EDT
[#11]
What is the source and background story on these?

And by the way, they ALL are pro gun when they are on the firing line.  

It's when those asshats from the Film Actors Guild corner them before their red carpet ride into an awards show.  See, the password to get in is "BAN BOTH"
5/10/2005 5:11:02 AM EDT
[#12]
I think Jessica is supposed to be on a morale tour, though I don't know where the pictures were taken.  Hoo ahh!! for the AF CATM folks!

My only complaint is that on the line with the M4 she hyperextended her knees-bad for the knees, and bad form overall.  The legs are locked in this stance and that keeps the shooter from being able to stay on target as well as a slightly flexed stance.
5/10/2005 7:36:51 AM EDT
[#13]
Looks like the MK19 pic is posed...doesn't look like she's actually firing it.
5/10/2005 7:53:22 AM EDT
[#14]
Awesome.
5/10/2005 8:19:28 AM EDT
[#15]
Yeah...

I'd do her.
5/10/2005 8:21:10 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
You can't teach that finger out of the trigger guard in just one day.



Sure you can, I've seen it done many times. I haven't a clue if she has any time in behind a gun or not, but, when teaching someone to shoot I've often seen and heard the instructor right behind the person telling them to keep the finger off the trigger.

Either way, good for her!
5/10/2005 8:22:23 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
My only complaint is that on the line with the M4 she hyperextended her knees-bad for the knees, and bad form overall.  The legs are locked in this stance and that keeps the shooter from being able to stay on target as well as a slightly flexed stance.




But it shows off her (very nice) ass.  
5/10/2005 8:22:53 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
Yeah...

I'd do her.




screen door in a hurricane
5/10/2005 8:23:09 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
I think Jessica is supposed to be on a morale tour, though I don't know where the pictures were taken.  Hoo ahh!! for the AF CATM folks!

My only complaint is that on the line with the M4 she hyperextended her knees-bad for the knees, and bad form overall.  The legs are locked in this stance and that keeps the shooter from being able to stay on target as well as a slightly flexed stance.



At least our soldiers know what they are fighting for!
5/10/2005 8:32:24 AM EDT
[#20]
Why's she rubbing her shoulder? She was shooting an AR... they have about as much kick as a pellet gun. Girlie girls...


Quoted:
cool, at least she is gun friendly



There's pictures of Feinstein holding guns too... doesn't quite make her gun "friendly".

Jessica Simpleton is probably too stupid to know which side to tke on the issue of gun control anyway... so whatever her puppeteers tell her to think is what she'll say about guns.


Quoted:
Why does that twit get to shoot those? I want to be able to shoot those!
ETA: the top pic she almost looks like she has a plastic face



Join the military... you can shoo that and more. And I believe she is completely made of plastic. She's a fem-bot without the nipple guns.
5/10/2005 8:33:51 AM EDT
[#21]
"Is this chicken or a rifle?"
5/10/2005 8:35:26 AM EDT
[#22]
Well, it may be broadcast somewhere.  She's got a wireless mike in the first pic.
5/10/2005 8:43:40 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Well, it may be broadcast somewhere.  She's got a wireless mike in the first pic.



No doubt it'll be either Mtv or VH1 and they'll be doing some gun bashing somewhere in there.
5/10/2005 8:49:49 AM EDT
[#24]
wtf is the white stick poking out of her side?
5/10/2005 8:52:45 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
wtf is the white stick poking out of her side?



it's a tooomah!
5/10/2005 9:00:36 AM EDT
[#26]
She may not be firing the Mk19-yet-but I bet she did after that picture.

And while there are pictures of Diane Feinstien holding a gun, that @#$%^ wasn't smiling like she was having a blast.  No doubt about it, Jessica is having lots of fun.

While I agree that good trigger guard/trigger discipline can be taught in a day, it looks like this was a publicity setup, and knowing how those things go in the Air Force (sometimes it seemed like my main job while on active duty was to make sure the PA system was good and loud!), they didn't have much prep time with her.

Based on all the information in the pictures, she's there because she wants to be, she's enjoying herself a lot, and so are all the Airmen around her.  (Yep, Airmen.  Those two CATM staff sergeants couldn't be happier!)
5/10/2005 9:10:56 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
wtf is the white stick poking out of her side?



Weird. It's in all of them. Probably the cord... she's probably not a wireless android. Or maybe the metal rod that allows the muppeteer to control her movements.
5/10/2005 9:17:58 AM EDT
[#28]
I'm interested in where the pictures came from.  Air Force Public Affairs releases completely untouched and unaltered digital pix, so they didn't come from them.  Those white  bars must be covering some sort of caption...but from whom? and what did they say?
5/10/2005 9:35:23 AM EDT
[#29]
People magazine had one very much like the first and last one's posted; possibly the same.
5/10/2005 9:36:41 AM EDT
[#30]
Holy heck dang yeee haaaw
5/10/2005 9:37:43 AM EDT
[#31]
Hmmmm, I was so busy checking out the  ass....................................ets that I didn't even notice the white bars.
5/10/2005 9:42:56 AM EDT
[#32]
Her left leg looks like it's broken.
5/10/2005 9:46:52 AM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
Her left leg looks like it's broken.




DAHHH!! I just got a chill looking at that... freaky.
5/10/2005 9:48:50 AM EDT
[#34]
definitly better than the anti-gun weilding (feinstein and company) pics

*loose the shoes, better stability
5/10/2005 9:49:40 AM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
wtf is the white stick poking out of her side?



Weird. It's in all of them. Probably the cord... she's probably not a wireless android. Or maybe the metal rod that allows the muppeteer to control her movements.


I'm guessing it's the copyright, or photo owner's tag.
5/10/2005 10:00:59 AM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
*loose the shoes, better stability



5/10/2005 10:06:15 AM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
Yeah...

I'd do her.



But would she do you?
5/10/2005 10:06:53 AM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
definitly better than the anti-gun weilding (feinstein and company) pics

*loose the shoes, better stability



I shoot in boots all the time
5/10/2005 10:14:31 AM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:
Her left leg looks like it's broken.



That just means she is very flexible.  Let that mental image soak into your brain for a little while.
5/10/2005 10:23:50 AM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Her left leg looks like it's broken.



That just means she is very flexible.  Let that mental image soak into your brain for a little while.



I should go vist her and her sister one of these days.  Her family lives 45 minutes away
5/10/2005 10:25:32 AM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Her left leg looks like it's broken.



That just means she is very flexible.  Let that mental image soak into your brain for a little while.



I should go vist her and her sister one of these days.  Her family lives 45 minutes away



Post pics.
5/10/2005 10:35:14 AM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
She may not be firing the Mk19-yet-but I bet she did after that picture.




I don't think she did.  I don't see an ammo can anywhere, and it doesn't look like a place where you would want to fire off a MK19, that type of floor wouldn't be the best choice.  Still a cool pic
5/10/2005 10:41:05 AM EDT
[#43]
She has the cutest nose...
5/10/2005 10:42:25 AM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:
She has the cutest nose...



She has a nose????  Oh, wait, looking back, she does.
5/10/2005 10:45:43 AM EDT
[#45]
she needs more junk in the trunk

her shitlocker looks like a couple of weasels in a pillowcase

that is all.

EDIT:  not that she isn't a fine looking lady, just pickin'
5/10/2005 10:48:24 AM EDT
[#46]
That's FUNNY.

I didn't notice the bars either.


POLL Worthy
5/10/2005 10:51:13 AM EDT
[#47]
Saw a TV ad about her and friends doing a concert for the boys in the sandbox coming soon.  Pictures may have been from Iraq.
5/10/2005 10:57:33 AM EDT
[#48]
Let's see...her bent over like that...with me "driving" from behind...while she's shooting that M4....

Whoa.  I gotta leave the room...
5/10/2005 11:02:28 AM EDT
[#49]
Oh yeah... she's hot.
5/10/2005 11:17:28 AM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:
Saw a TV ad about her and friends doing a concert for the boys in the sandbox coming soon.  Pictures may have been from Iraq.



Why do people who could probably care less about the troops go to see troops who could probably care less about them. Celebrities visiting the troops is just PR for celebrities as far as I can tell. The only peple I can see who might be welcomes would be some of the big name country western singers by combat arms troops. I certainly can't seen how someone like Sean Penn or Billary Klinton would be welcomed by anyone carry a rifle.

As far as JS going to the sandbox... the only reason I can see troops getting excited about that would be if she was planning on being nekid the entire trip.

Now if celebrities were going over there with a pallet of [insert the most popular tactical gear maker name here] and a rep to give away some stuff to the guys that they bought with their insanely large paycheck for doing stupid reality shows I'd be impressed... that would show they support them. Flying haflway around the world to take have some photos taken and give a few hugs and kisses on the cheeks doesn't impress me one bit.
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