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If Hildawg wins the election were gonna need those drugs to kill the pain for 8 more years
In fact we lose this election we may never get our country back on track

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If she gets elected I'm gonna start reloading the thousands of pieces of 5.56 and 7.62 brass that I have.  Got plenty of primers, projectiles and a fair amount of powder.



LC

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I realize you have to listen to stoner music when stoned, but can we at least have "requests night"?  Some Metallica or Motley Crue would be a nice change every once in a while.

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just what the world needs more dipsticks on drugs

LSD is like an artificial reef of psychosis

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       Butch the Rooster

       Sarah was in the fertilized egg business.    She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
       
       She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
       
       This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
       
       Sarah's favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

       To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.    He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.

       Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

       The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

       Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.  Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

       Vote carefully in the next election. You can't always hear the bells.